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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:10 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:I will punch a mini poodle to your forehead.

sounds painful...?
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:11 pm

Bufflehead wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I will punch a mini poodle to your forehead.
translation please?

none needed. hold a small poodle to a friends forehead and then rear back and punch it.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:13 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Bufflehead wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I will punch a mini poodle to your forehead.
translation please?

none needed. hold a small poodle to a friends forehead and then rear back and punch it.

im honored
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:16 pm

Bufflehead wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.

x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will.... :thumbsup:

you even married?

no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.
kill yourself and i'm sure they will both die of a broken heart

so funny this bufflehead who ive never addressed in any forum on earth just loves to track my whereabouts, decipher my tweets, and mostly speaks of my death. He hates me so he is becoming me. Quite flattering. :clap:
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Bufflehead » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:20 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:so funny this bufflehead who ive never addressed in any forum on earth just loves to track my whereabouts, decipher my tweets, and mostly speaks of my death. He hates me so he is becoming me. Quite flattering. :clap:
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:20 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:so funny this bufflehead who ive never addressed in any forum on earth just loves to track my whereabouts, decipher my tweets, and mostly speaks of my death. He hates me so he is becoming me. Quite flattering. :clap:

getting philosophical eh?
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:26 pm

b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:so funny this bufflehead who ive never addressed in any forum on earth just loves to track my whereabouts, decipher my tweets, and mostly speaks of my death. He hates me so he is becoming me. Quite flattering. :clap:

getting philosophical eh?

Nope. But just thought of the best abstract post; let a bird dog walk across the keyboard alot and then click send it. :o
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby assateague » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:27 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Bufflehead wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:[quote="assateague"]I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.

x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will.... :thumbsup:

you even married?

no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.
kill yourself and i'm sure they will both die of a broken heart

so funny this bufflehead who ive never addressed in any forum on earth just loves to track my whereabouts, decipher my tweets, and mostly speaks of my death. He hates me so he is becoming me. Quite flattering. :clap:[/quote]


Easy there, Colonel Kurtz.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:28 pm

assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.


Word Fucking Up!!!!! Her family likes me more anyways.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Baysider » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:08 am

I'd indure any and all of those things before I spent 10 minutes with my ex. People change and not always for the better. You just have to know how to make a clean break.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Goldfish » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:52 am

Bufflehead wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I will punch a mini poodle to your forehead.
translation please?

That's what he calls his manhood because it's mini, and has curly hair. I think you can figure the rest out from there.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby banknote » Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:08 pm

Divorce is a wonderful thing, just don't wait too long to do it. I got out after 18 months of good and another 9 months of shit. Stung a bit financially, but was manageable. The worst of it is I still have her goddam cat.
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Re: Never get divorced!

Postby Fowlplay » Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:39 pm

banknote wrote:Divorce is a wonderful thing, just don't wait too long to do it. I got out after 18 months of good and another 9 months of shit. Stung a bit financially, but was manageable. The worst of it is I still have her goddam cat.

shoot that s.o.b :thumbsup:
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