Redbeard wrote:You'll come home early one day and find her in bed with Jerome or Tyrone or both
First thing I'd do is make sure my t.v wasnt missing.
Latest Purchase Thread
Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by GadwallGetter530 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:40 pm
First thing I'd do is make sure my t.v wasnt missing.
Who really runs the prison? The inmates or the guards?
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by jarbo03 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:40 pm
A #2 burrito from Burrito King. Thanks to Red, I may have lost my appetite.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by assateague » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:46 pm
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Redbeard wrote:You'll come home early one day and find her in bed with Jerome or Tyrone or both
First thing I'd do is make sure my t.v wasnt missing.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Redbeard » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:48 pm
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Redbeard wrote:You'll come home early one day and find her in bed with Jerome or Tyrone or both
First thing I'd do is make sure my t.v wasnt missing.
with their NFL/ NBA salaries they won't need your junk
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Redbeard » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:49 pm
jarbo03 wrote:A #2 burrito from Burrito King. Thanks to Red, I may have lost my appetite.
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she did have a shovel in her pants
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by GadwallGetter530 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:51 pm
Redbeard wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Redbeard wrote:You'll come home early one day and find her in bed with Jerome or Tyrone or both
First thing I'd do is make sure my t.v wasnt missing.
with their NFL/ NBA salaries they won't need your junk
Not to worried about it buddy. I told my wife if she ever cheated on me with a black her credit score would drop 50points.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by jarbo03 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:51 pm
Redbeard wrote:jarbo03 wrote:A #2 burrito from Burrito King. Thanks to Red, I may have lost my appetite.
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she did have a shovel in her pants
Yea, an assault shovel!
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Redbeard » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:52 pm
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Redbeard wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Redbeard wrote:You'll come home early one day and find her in bed with Jerome or Tyrone or both
First thing I'd do is make sure my t.v wasnt missing.
with their NFL/ NBA salaries they won't need your junk
Not to worried about it buddy. I told my wife if she ever cheated on me wife a black her credit score would drop 50points.
ha!
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Redbeard » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:53 pm
jarbo03 wrote:Redbeard wrote:jarbo03 wrote:A #2 burrito from Burrito King. Thanks to Red, I may have lost my appetite.
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she did have a shovel in her pants
Yea, an assault shovel!
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for assaulting trenches
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Fowlplay » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:53 pm
assateague wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Redbeard wrote:You'll come home early one day and find her in bed with Jerome or Tyrone or both
First thing I'd do is make sure my t.v wasnt missing.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by TNAL45 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:55 pm
jarbo03 wrote:A #2 burrito from Burrito King. Thanks to Red, I may have lost my appetite.
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I see you got a gift from Red as well.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by jarbo03 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:06 pm
Redbeard wrote:jarbo03 wrote:Redbeard wrote:jarbo03 wrote:A #2 burrito from Burrito King. Thanks to Red, I may have lost my appetite.
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she did have a shovel in her pants
Yea, an assault shovel!
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for assaulting trenches
I would say more for sinkholes!
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by jarbo03 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:06 pm
TNAL45 wrote:jarbo03 wrote:A #2 burrito from Burrito King. Thanks to Red, I may have lost my appetite.
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I see you got a gift from Red as well.
Nice of him huh?
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by 3legged_lab » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:53 pm
Redbeard wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:I purchased a pair of slippers and a dildo as a Valentin's day gift for my wife. The way I see it if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.
how's the dildo working out for ya?
Like this: buzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by goodkarmarising » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:54 pm
Flowers and a $100 gift card to Maurices for the wife.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Fowlplay » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:59 pm
3legged_lab wrote:Redbeard wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:I purchased a pair of slippers and a dildo as a Valentin's day gift for my wife. The way I see it if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.
how's the dildo working out for ya?
Like this: buzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Bootlipkiller » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:20 pm
Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Flightstopper » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:54 pm
Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by 3legged_lab » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:10 pm
Flightstopper wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
Me meant to say pearl. Pearl necklace.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Goldfish » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:26 pm
3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
Me meant to say pearl. Pearl necklace.
Paint Hawaii on her cheek.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by rebelp74 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:30 pm
Goldfish wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
Me meant to say pearl. Pearl necklace.
Paint Hawaii on her cheek.
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Reinstate TomKat
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Bulldog0156 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:41 pm
Goldfish wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
Me meant to say pearl. Pearl necklace.
Paint Hawaii on her cheek.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Bootlipkiller » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:54 pm
Just paid for dinner with a gift card bitches. 3 sushi rolls and two 32 oz soporros. $5.00
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Fowlplay » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:56 pm
3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
Me meant to say pearl. Pearl necklace.
are you a pirate?
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by 3legged_lab » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:01 pm
Fowlplay wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
Me meant to say pearl. Pearl necklace.
are you a pirate?
My dog is missing a leg, does that count?
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Bootlipkiller » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:02 pm
Bulldog0156 wrote:Goldfish wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
Me meant to say pearl. Pearl necklace.
Paint Hawaii on her cheek.
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That's awsome.
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by assateague » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:02 pm
3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
Me meant to say pearl. Pearl necklace.
Goldfish gets "Pirate". Jehler gets "Quaker". You apparently get "Vietnamese Hooker".
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by Fowlplay » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:04 pm
3legged_lab wrote:Fowlplay wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
Me meant to say pearl. Pearl necklace.
are you a pirate?
My dog is missing a leg, does that count?
aye
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by 3legged_lab » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:05 pm
assateague wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiffany necklace for the wife and Texas rag decoys. The necklace was in Tiffany's version of the bargain cave.
Your opinion is now mute on the odds of getting laid for first VD. WTF man thought we were on the same side here?!
Me meant to say pearl. Pearl necklace.
Goldfish gets "Pirate". Jehler gets "Quaker". You apparently get "Vietnamese Hooker".
No soul bradah!
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread
by assateague » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:22 pm
Too boocoo. No boom boom wid soul brada.
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