The official basketball sucks thread

[jehler]

I got my letters from the surf team, did alright.

[3legged_lab]

:lol: the third one cracked me up

And the other 3 made you hard?

Well well well...if it isn't all the nerds who were picked last at recess. The group who couldn't beat the girls at tetherball. Don't be bitter cause y'all were locked in lockers during the waterboy tryouts

As you sat on the bleachers and watch all the girls drool at us on the baseball field.

It's like arguing with a special ed student about his favorite color.

Its potato.

[Fowlplay]

:lol: the third one cracked me up

And the other 3 made you hard?

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[BrewGUN]

This brings up a serious question, why do sports make it socially expectable for strait guys to act like fags?

It has honestly never crossed my mind to grab a buddy's ass after he doubles on ducks! But that's Ok in sports. I don't get it...

Really? Jehler gives everyone in the boat a "good game" but slap after each dead bird, double or not.

[jehler]

This brings up a serious question, why do sports make it socially expectable for strait guys to act like fags?

It has honestly never crossed my mind to grab a buddy's ass after he doubles on ducks! But that's Ok in sports. I don't get it...

Really? Jehler gives everyone in the boat a "good game" but slap after each dead bird, double or not.

This is true

[3legged_lab]

Doubles get a dry hobo

[3legged_lab]

:lol: the third one cracked me up

And the other 3 made you hard?

.

Lol

[sws002]

There is no doubt, in college baseball players were the ones getting the hottest ass!

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Not at my college, baseball players fucked all the fat chicks, called em slump busters. I'd call it a toss-up between football and basketball for pulling the hot ass.

[Eric Haynes]

There is no doubt, in college baseball players were the ones getting the hottest ass!

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Not at my college, baseball players fucked all the fat chicks, called em slump busters. I'd call it a toss-up between football and basketball for pulling the hot ass.

Hmm, I've always known basketball players to fuck all the fat white chicks, the majority anyways.

[rebelp74]

There is no doubt, in college baseball players were the ones getting the hottest ass!

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Not at my college, baseball players fucked all the fat chicks, called em slump busters. I'd call it a toss-up between football and basketball for pulling the hot ass.

Hmm, I've always known basketball players to fuck all the fat white chicks, the majority anyways.

I find that humorous.

[one2many]

Well well well...if it isn't all the nerds who were picked last at recess. The group who couldn't beat the girls at tetherball. Don't be bitter cause y'all were locked in lockers during the waterboy tryouts

Some of us played real sports.

oh you wrestled?

[sws002]

There is no doubt, in college baseball players were the ones getting the hottest ass!

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Not at my college, baseball players fucked all the fat chicks, called em slump busters. I'd call it a toss-up between football and basketball for pulling the hot ass.

Hmm, I've always known basketball players to fuck all the fat white chicks, the majority anyways.

NAIA school in the midwest, mostly white boys. Does that explain it?

[rebelp74]

Well well well...if it isn't all the nerds who were picked last at recess. The group who couldn't beat the girls at tetherball. Don't be bitter cause y'all were locked in lockers during the waterboy tryouts

Some of us played real sports.

oh you wrestled?

In high school. My black belt in jiu jitsu caused me to dq'd a lot for wrong techniques and submissions. I played football and baseball at La. Tech.

[Eric Haynes]

There is no doubt, in college baseball players were the ones getting the hottest ass!

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Not at my college, baseball players fucked all the fat chicks, called em slump busters. I'd call it a toss-up between football and basketball for pulling the hot ass.

Hmm, I've always known basketball players to fuck all the fat white chicks, the majority anyways.

NAIA school in the midwest, mostly white boys. Does that explain it?

No idea what that is, but basketball players are usually into fat chicks is all I'm saying.

[rebelp74]

There is no doubt, in college baseball players were the ones getting the hottest ass!

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Not at my college, baseball players fucked all the fat chicks, called em slump busters. I'd call it a toss-up between football and basketball for pulling the hot ass.

Hmm, I've always known basketball players to fuck all the fat white chicks, the majority anyways.

NAIA school in the midwest, mostly white boys. Does that explain it?

No idea what that is, but (***edit by mod) are usually into fat chicks is all I'm saying.

FIFY!

[Bulldog0156]

There is no doubt, in college baseball players were the ones getting the hottest ass!

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Not at my college, baseball players fucked all the fat chicks, called em slump busters. I'd call it a toss-up between football and basketball for pulling the hot ass.

The only football players that "pull hot ass" are the QB's and maybe some wide receivers. The rest of 'em are just bustin' their nut in each others ass.

[jehler]

Well well well...if it isn't all the nerds who were picked last at recess. The group who couldn't beat the girls at tetherball. Don't be bitter cause y'all were locked in lockers during the waterboy tryouts

Some of us played real sports.

oh you wrestled?

In high school. My black belt in jiu jitsu caused me to dq'd a lot for wrong techniques and submissions. I played football and baseball at La. Tech.

I have a purple belt in kubarachi, 17th level, and there is only 13 levels, I'm kind of a big deal in the kubarachi circuit.

[Tomkat]

Redbeard, I know you like that brown sugar, is that what turned you on to ghetto ball?

Splain it for me Red, not being from CA its hard to get excited about basketball. I put it 3 notches below NASCAR, which is 2 clicks below badmitten.

Next in order is yard darts, water skiing, golf, decoy carving, figure skating, and synchronized swimming. After that you get up to Rugby, cricket, and cross stitch. Finally, way at the top, is baseball and Football.

[jarbo03]

You should be more excited about basketball being from KS, CA has nothing to do with it. To each their own, I personally place predator hunting below professional knitting, and chasing a deuce and a half at the local watering hole. But if that is all there is, I'm gonna do it. Not every one can be an athlete.

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[Redbeard]

Redbeard, I know you like that brown sugar, is that what turned you on to ghetto ball?

Splain it for me Red, not being from CA its hard to get excited about basketball. I put it 3 notches below NASCAR, which is 2 clicks below badmitten.

Next in order is yard darts, water skiing, golf, decoy carving, figure skating, and synchronized swimming. After that you get up to Rugby, cricket, and cross stitch. Finally, way at the top, is baseball and Football.

Jerry's right. Its far from a California thing. It's a Midwest, east coast, west coast, southern thing. And being from the Midwest, where its huge, I'm surprised you haven't seen it, whether you're a fan of it or not.

I get the macho dick football thing. Every dad in America has played it and now lives vicariously through their son who isn't any better than they were...back in the day. I work Super Bowl sundays to avoid the circle jerk parties

And I get the great American pastime baseball thing. But let's face it. Baseball is as slow and boring to play as it is to watch. The outfielders are constantly stretching throughout the game because they haven't seen any action in 4 innings. It's a beer drinking game at best. Come on now, guys chew tobacco while they play.

I had an uncle who played basketball. When I was young, he got me into it. Fell in love. Played. Coached. 25 years later I still have basketball Jones.

Not a lot of other major sports where after scoring, you have to hustle back to defend

[jehler]

I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

[Eric Haynes]

I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

Same here, porn better fits my life. Always getting fucked.

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[jarbo03]

I'm single, I love the porn life!:lol::lol:
Huntinf season is over, time to start back up.
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[Tomkat]

You should be more excited about basketball being from KS, CA has nothing to do with it. To each their own, I personally place predator hunting below professional knitting, and chasing a deuce and a half at the local watering hole. But if that is all there is, I'm gonna do it. Not every one can be an athlete.

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So tell me, what have you ever knitted, on a pro or amauter level?

just trying to qualify your statements....

[Tomkat]

Sorry fellas. I dont like basketball.



Wanna make pro ball better?




Raise the basket 5 feet.

[Redbeard]

I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

[Redbeard]

Sorry fellas. I dont like basketball.



Wanna make pro ball better?




Raise the basket 5 feet.

or move the fence back to 600 feet. How bout shrink the plate down to the size of a napkin?

[Eric Haynes]

Sorry fellas. I dont like basketball.



Wanna make pro ball better?




Raise the basket 5 feet.

or move the fence back to 600 feet. How bout shrink the plate down to the size of a napkin?

Red, that would make baseball even more boring. I would vote for closer fences, mandatory steroids, and aluminum bats. Baseball injuries are retarded as they stand. Lets give them real injuries to cry about.

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[jehler]

I do and always have hated all team sports, never saw the attraction of trying to help others to win. no real relation to real life, at least not my life

you employ people don't you? You get em to roof in 30 mph winds and snow don't ya? You demand they do a good job right?

yeah, but there is an "i" on that team

[assateague]

Can't spell "team" without "me".