Crash at Daytona

[jehler]

I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours

I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

Nope, you actually have to pay someone else to have a hose in your piss hole

I had a choice one time after a back surgery, let a dude nurse do it or do it myself. I shoved that hose up my piss hole. It hurt like a mother fucker, but no dude is touching my junk.

Dudes have touched my junk, not skeered

[Botiz630]

I've had a couple catheters, they always seemed to make me go into "turtle mode."

[jehler]

I've had a couple catheters, they always seemed to make me go into "turtle mode."

Not as bad as the clap test when you have the clap

[rebelp74]

I've had a couple catheters, they always seemed to make me go into "turtle mode."

Not as bad as the clap test when you have the clap

How do they that or do I not wanna know?

[assateague]

Never had a catheter, but yes, getting "rodded off the range" sucks. A lot.

[jarbo03]

I've had a couple catheters, they always seemed to make me go into "turtle mode."

Not as bad as the clap test when you have the clap

I've been told it sucks havin your bore punched

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[jehler]

I've had a couple catheters, they always seemed to make me go into "turtle mode."

Not as bad as the clap test when you have the clap

How do they that or do I not wanna know?

Steel q-tip

[rebelp74]

I've had a couple catheters, they always seemed to make me go into "turtle mode."

Not as bad as the clap test when you have the clap

How do they that or do I not wanna know?

Steel q-tip

Fuck that, extra glad I'm picky now!

[jehler]

I've had a couple catheters, they always seemed to make me go into "turtle mode."

Not as bad as the clap test when you have the clap

How do they that or do I not wanna know?

Steel q-tip

Fuck that, extra glad I'm picky now!

Ha! I was picky in the day, trust me, you can get the clap from a 10

[rebelp74]

I believe you. So when does one become unpicky?

[jehler]

I believe you. So when does one become unpicky?

I've been a one woman man for the last 16 years, I look back and see a lot of missed opportunity. A lot easier to see beauty in a lot more variety o ladies now

[Eric Haynes]

I believe you. So when does one become unpicky?

No need to be picky when you are just looking for a temp.

[jarbo03]

When two 4s sound better than a 10

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[Flightstopper]

I believe you. So when does one become unpicky?

I've been a one woman man for the last 16 years, I look back and see a lot of missed opportunity. A lot easier to see beauty in a lot more variety o ladies now

I'm only 6 months in an seeing the same. Want to kick my own ass for even considering standards!

[rebelp74]

I believe you. So when does one become unpicky?

I've been a one woman man for the last 16 years, I look back and see a lot of missed opportunity. A lot easier to see beauty in a lot more variety o ladies now

I'm only 6 months in an seeing the same. Want to kick my own ass for even considering standards!

I'm 8 months in and haven't considered it, yet.

[3legged_lab]

When two 4s sound better than a 10

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Hahahaha! I love this kind of logic.
Jerry, I think we're long lost brothers.

[Flightstopper]

I believe you. So when does one become unpicky?

I've been a one woman man for the last 16 years, I look back and see a lot of missed opportunity. A lot easier to see beauty in a lot more variety o ladies now

I'm only 6 months in an seeing the same. Want to kick my own ass for even considering standards!

I'm 8 months in and haven't considered it, yet.

Props to Olly

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Let me know if that's too far out of the DD Olly.

[jarbo03]

When two 4s sound better than a 10

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Hahahaha! I love this kind of logic.
Jerry, I think we're long lost brothers.

With my dad it wouldn't surprise me! He did tell me of a trip he took to OR!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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