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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:03 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:
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assateague wrote:If you pretend to shake a salt shaker on your tongue, your brain sends a signal that you're actually tasting salt. Why?

I gotta try this

I did and I was like WTH I tasted salt.

And yes I had the lid shut.

Should've had someone take your picture while you did that.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:09 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:If you pretend to shake a salt shaker on your tongue, your brain sends a signal that you're actually tasting salt. Why?

I gotta try this

I did and I was like WTH I tasted salt.

And yes I had the lid shut.

*Facepalm*

You have much to learn my young friend. Close the computer down. Turn off your ipod. And please, attend public school for a year. It will change you.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:21 pm

MOhuntingGuy wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:If you pretend to shake a salt shaker on your tongue, your brain sends a signal that you're actually tasting salt. Why?

I gotta try this

I did and I was like WTH I tasted salt.

And yes I had the lid shut.

*Facepalm*

You have much to learn my young friend. Close the computer down. Turn off your ipod. And please, attend public school for a year. It will change you.

says the 20 yr old Amish guy Mose

I fell for it too.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Weston81 » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:23 pm

Will try the salt trick on the wife when I get home.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby obxbufflehead » Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:03 pm

Redbeard wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:If you pretend to shake a salt shaker on your tongue, your brain sends a signal that you're actually tasting salt. Why?

I gotta try this

I did and I was like WTH I tasted salt.

And yes I had the lid shut.

*Facepalm*

You have much to learn my young friend. Close the computer down. Turn off your ipod. And please, attend public school for a year. It will change you.

says the 20 yr old Amish guy Mose

I fell for it too.

Yeah me too, but I decided to play along with it.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:27 pm

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:10 am

jarbo03 wrote:Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.

Good thing you're not an ant....... so you can laugh.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Bulldog0156 » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:35 pm

Have you ever watched a squirrel climb up a tree and then watch him climb back down headfirst and wonder how he holds on without falling on his face?
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:48 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:Have you ever watched a squirrel climb up a tree and then watch him climb back down headfirst and wonder how he holds on without falling on his face?

Its becaue the squirrel doesn't want to drop his nuts
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:04 pm

I think I'm going to start my own internet. This one is getting too crowded. It can be for people who don't have the internet, we'll mail your emails to you by regular mail.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:55 pm

Bump...

Ever see that Jim Carrey movie 'The Truman Show'? What if I'm living that right now. What if I'm being televised 24/7 and I don't even know it? Everything I know is a lie..

Now I'm confusing myself.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:58 pm

Is it wrong that I read this "Deep throats by Jgun"?


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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby QH's Paw » Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:59 pm

MOhuntingGuy wrote:Bump...

Ever see that Jim Carrey movie 'The Truman Show'? What if I'm living that right now. What if I'm being televised 24/7 and I don't even know it? Everything I know is a lie..

Now I'm confusing myself.

What's wrong Mose, you get bumped to the "friends" list again. Kinda like groundhogs day, day after day.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby jehler » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:00 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Is it wrong that I read this "Deep throats by Jgun"?


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It's not wrong, just means your gay, embrace it and be proud
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:02 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:Bump...

Ever see that Jim Carrey movie 'The Truman Show'? What if I'm living that right now. What if I'm being televised 24/7 and I don't even know it? Everything I know is a lie..

Now I'm confusing myself.

What's wrong Mose, you get bumped to the "friends" list again. Kinda like groundhogs day, day after day.

Nah. I'm actually waiting for the woman now. Gotta pick her up at 7. Bored as hell. Thought about this thread. Bumped it up.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:14 pm

MOhuntingGuy wrote:Bump...

Ever see that Jim Carrey movie 'The Truman Show'? What if I'm living that right now. What if I'm being televised 24/7 and I don't even know it? Everything I know is a lie..

Now I'm confusing myself.

then I'd do some real sick shit. Probably masturbate a ton
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:14 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Is it wrong that I read this "Deep throats by Jgun"?


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yes it is
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:18 pm

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Goldfish » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:27 pm

Redbeard wrote:You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

He would be the greatest clown ever. Everyone likes seeing others miserable because it makes them feel better about themselves, and who doesn't think someone scuttling to the bathroom trying to hold it in isn't funny? I bet he would stumble over his clown shoes and really turn up the anticipation to see if he makes it.

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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:42 pm

Redbeard wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:Bump...

Ever see that Jim Carrey movie 'The Truman Show'? What if I'm living that right now. What if I'm being televised 24/7 and I don't even know it? Everything I know is a lie..

Now I'm confusing myself.

then I'd do some real sick shit. Probably masturbate a ton

Soooo, just the usual?
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:43 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:Bump...

Ever see that Jim Carrey movie 'The Truman Show'? What if I'm living that right now. What if I'm being televised 24/7 and I don't even know it? Everything I know is a lie..

Now I'm confusing myself.

then I'd do some real sick shit. Probably masturbate a ton

Soooo, just the usual?

no even more
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:45 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:Bump...

Ever see that Jim Carrey movie 'The Truman Show'? What if I'm living that right now. What if I'm being televised 24/7 and I don't even know it? Everything I know is a lie..

Now I'm confusing myself.

then I'd do some real sick shit. Probably masturbate a ton

Soooo, just the usual?

no even more

You might die!:)
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:06 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:Bump...

Ever see that Jim Carrey movie 'The Truman Show'? What if I'm living that right now. What if I'm being televised 24/7 and I don't even know it? Everything I know is a lie..

Now I'm confusing myself.

then I'd do some real sick shit. Probably masturbate a ton

Soooo, just the usual?

no even more

You might die!:)

it'd make for good tv
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:55 pm

jehler wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Is it wrong that I read this "Deep throats by Jgun"?


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It's not wrong, just means your gay, embrace it and be proud

Rainbow power!!!!


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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Flightstopper » Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:00 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="MOhuntingGuy"]Bump...

Ever see that Jim Carrey movie 'The Truman Show'? What if I'm living that right now. What if I'm being televised 24/7 and I don't even know it? Everything I know is a lie..

Now I'm confusing myself.

then I'd do some real sick shit. Probably masturbate a ton

Soooo, just the usual?

no even more

You might die!:)

it'd make for good tv[/quote]

Does the highway patrol have a division for the blind?
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Goldfish » Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:53 pm

Flightstopper wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="Redbeard"][quote="MOhuntingGuy"]Bump...

Ever see that Jim Carrey movie 'The Truman Show'? What if I'm living that right now. What if I'm being televised 24/7 and I don't even know it? Everything I know is a lie..

Now I'm confusing myself.

then I'd do some real sick shit. Probably masturbate a ton

Soooo, just the usual?

no even more

You might die!:)

it'd make for good tv[/quote]

Does the highway patrol have a division for the blind?[/quote]
It's called the night shift

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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:49 am

Height of Disgust
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:58 am

NuffDaddy wrote:
jehler wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Is it wrong that I read this "Deep throats by Jgun"?


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It's not wrong, just means your gay, embrace it and be proud

Rainbow power!!!!


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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:02 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
jehler wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Is it wrong that I read this "Deep throats by Jgun"?


Sent from my badazz phone using a badazz app

It's not wrong, just means your gay, embrace it and be proud

Rainbow power!!!!


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Imagine being on Captain Americas team and watching them all get cool powers, while you get stuck with heart..

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I'd wanna be stuck with (or stuck to) scarlet johannson
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby jehler » Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:04 pm

Redbeard wrote:Height of Disgust
- While wiping after a good shit, your finger pokes through the paper.

Did you smell it?
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