Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

[Redbeard]

Height of Disgust
- While wiping after a good shit, your finger pokes through the paper.

Did you smell it?

that's a stupid question. How else would I determine whether or not to wash my hands

[Bootlipkiller]

If you pee in the shower and no one is around to see it did it really happen?

[NuffDaddy]

If you pee in the shower and no one is around to see it did it really happen?

only if you want it to.


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[Flightstopper]

If you pee in the shower and no one is around to see it did it really happen?

No, unless your wife is into that kinda thing.

[Bootlipkiller]

If you pee in the shower and no one is around to see it did it really happen?

No, unless your wife is into that kinda thing.

May have to try it... What's she going to do move out?

[Flightstopper]

If you pee in the shower and no one is around to see it did it really happen?

No, unless your wife is into that kinda thing.

May have to try it... What's she going to do move out?

Not without half your shit!

[Bootlipkiller]

If you pee in the shower and no one is around to see it did it really happen?

No, unless your wife is into that kinda thing.

May have to try it... What's she going to do move out?

Not without half your shit!

Damn! Didn't think about that... Better ex nay the golden shower ah!

[Redbeard]

If you pee in the shower and no one is around to see it did it really happen?

No, unless your wife is into that kinda thing.

May have to try it... What's she going to do move out?

Not without half your shit!

Damn! Didn't think about that... Better ex nay the golden shower ah!

bro if ya do it while you're both standing under the shower while she's washing her hair, she'll never know

[3legged_lab]

[quote="Bootlipkiller"]If you pee in the shower and no one is around to see it did it really happen?

No, unless your wife is into that kinda thing.

May have to try it... What's she going to do move out?

Not without half your shit!

Damn! Didn't think about that... Better ex nay the golden shower ah!

bro if ya do it while you're both standing under the shower while she's washing her hair, she'll never know[/quote]
Ha!

[Fowlplay]

Just tell her youre marking your territory.

[Flightstopper]

Mark the first time up as an accident. Then convince her she liked it. Then you can have your fun and keep all your shit!

[Bootlipkiller]

Mark the first time up as an accident. Then convince her she liked it. Then you can have your fun and keep all your shit!

You got this marriage thing figured out! that's how I convince her most things are good.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Mark the first time up as an accident. Then convince her she liked it. Then you can have your fun and keep all your shit!

You got this marriage thing figured out! that's how I convince her most things are good.

That and orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.

[Redbeard]

Height of patience
- A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

[3legged_lab]

Height of patience
- A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Its unfair that there isnt a vagina tree.

[Bulldog0156]

Height of patience
- A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Its unfair that there isnt a vagina tree.

Oh but there is!

penis-vagina-tree.jpg

[3legged_lab]

I stand corrected..... and somewhat disappointed.

[Redbeard]

Height of patience
- A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Its unfair that there isnt a vagina tree.

Oh but there is!

penis-vagina-tree.jpg

fake

[Bulldog0156]

Height of patience
- A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Its unfair that there isnt a vagina tree.

Oh but there is!

penis-vagina-tree.jpg

fake

All it's missing is the mayonnaise packet

[3legged_lab]

Height of patience
- A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Its unfair that there isnt a vagina tree.

Oh but there is!

penis-vagina-tree.jpg

fake

Like "fake tits" fake, or photoshopped fake?

[Redbeard]

Height of patience
- A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Its unfair that there isnt a vagina tree.

Oh but there is!

penis-vagina-tree.jpg

fake

Like "fake tits" fake, or photoshopped fake?

photo shopped fake

[3legged_lab]

[quote="Redbeard"]Height of patience
- A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Its unfair that there isnt a vagina tree.

Oh but there is!

penis-vagina-tree.jpg

fake

Like "fake tits" fake, or photoshopped fake?

photo shopped fake[/quote]
So you think that's a real vag then? I feel sorry for the owner, because to me it actually looks like a rotten old knot hole.

[Bulldog0156]

I took a second look. I agree with Red

[3legged_lab]

I took a second look. I agree with Red

I took a third look and still think that's one nasty over-filled arbys sandwich.

[Redbeard]

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

[aunt betty]

This is real.
There is a math "weirdness" called Torticelli's Trumpet or Gabriel's Horn. Look it up in wiki or google or whatever is the fastest search engine today. lol
It's an equation describing the shape of a horn.
If you use calculus to figure out how much paint it takes to fill up the horn you get a finite volume but if you calculate the surface area, it's infinite.

This means you can go to the paint store and get enough paint to fill up the horn but you can never paint the outside of it?

That is the deepest chit I know of....

[Olly]

[rebelp74]

[Redbeard]

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one asshole.

Feel better?

[flight control]

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one asshole.

Feel better?