I just figured it out.

[bill herian]

Assa killed a deer with a hammer on Thursday.

Thursday.

Thor's Day.

Hammer.

I think the universe is speaking to us.

[Redbeard]

Explain it one more time please

[Eric Haynes]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

[Redbeard]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

[Eric Haynes]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

:lol::lol::lol:

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[jehler]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

[DeadEye_Dan]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

[Redbeard]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

you and me both!

[Redbeard]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

[3legged_lab]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

That don't work. Now I know you're fulla shit.

[Redbeard]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

That don't work. Now I know you're fulla shit.

well I mighta left out the bribery part

[assateague]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

That don't work. Now I know you're fulla shit.

I never have to worry about the kids getting lost. If we're out of sight for more than 8 nanoseconds, they're gonna come looking for us. And a closed door is an invitation for them.

[jehler]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

How is momma doing? Was thinking about you'all earlier today, all healthy?

[jehler]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

Even if that does work you don't have access to the island, the couch, the washing machine, the recliner....

[DeadEye_Dan]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

How is momma doing? Was thinking about you'all earlier today, all healthy?

Yep...things are going well. 17 weeks in, baby measuring in the 81st percentile, momma feels good - no complaints!

Thanks for asking, appreciate the good mojo.

[Flightstopper]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

How is momma doing? Was thinking about you'all earlier today, all healthy?

Was thinking about y'all earlier too but more about how much fun the pregnant boobs are?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Dude...she was a DD cup before.


Oh and the 2nd trimester "horny pregnant lady" hormones are kickin' now....I've had to put out a few fires this week.

[Flightstopper]

almost worth putting the first one in the oven

[Eric Haynes]

Dude...she was a DD cup before.


Oh and the 2nd trimester "horny pregnant lady" hormones are kickin' now....I've had to put out a few fires this week.

You will get that up to the third, as I'm sure you know. Seems like the third is the exact opposite.

[rebelp74]

A pole slamming into your unborn son will make him turn out gay.

[flight control]

Dude...she was a DD cup before.


Oh and the 2nd trimester "horny pregnant lady" hormones are kickin' now....I've had to put out a few fires this week.

Oh I miss the horny pregger hormones. Only worked with the first. Second pregnancy was a prety dry one

[DeadEye_Dan]

A pole slamming into your unborn son will make him turn out gay.

Your dad couldn't lay off it huh?

[assateague]

A pole slamming into your unborn son will make him turn out gay.

Only a concern if there's enough pole to reach.

[huntntech]

[rebelp74]

A pole slamming into your unborn son will make him turn out gay.

Your dad couldn't lay off it huh?

Damn, I pretty much left myself open for that one.

[Redbeard]

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

Even if that does work you don't have access to the island, the couch, the washing machine, the recliner....

truth. But I'll take what I can get. But I do have the garage, the backseat of the suburban and the shower

[Redbeard]

[quote="Eric Haynes"]I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

How is momma doing? Was thinking about you'all earlier today, all healthy?

Yep...things are going well. 17 weeks in, baby measuring in the 81st percentile, momma feels good - no complaints!

Thanks for asking, appreciate the good mojo.[/quote]
daggum Dan how come I didn't know momma was pregnant??

[Redbeard]

A pole slamming into your unborn son will make him turn out gay.

Your dad couldn't lay off it huh?

Damn, I pretty much left myself open for that one.

yes you did

[DeadEye_Dan]

[quote="Redbeard"][quote="Eric Haynes"]I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

How is momma doing? Was thinking about you'all earlier today, all healthy?

Yep...things are going well. 17 weeks in, baby measuring in the 81st percentile, momma feels good - no complaints!

Thanks for asking, appreciate the good mojo.[/quote]
daggum Dan how come I didn't know momma was pregnant??[/quote]

I think that announcement might have coincided with your brief hiatus a few months back.

[Redbeard]

Gotcha. Well congrats man! This'll be #3 or #4?