Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:23 am

Redbeard wrote:The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one asshole.

Feel better?

That is deeeeeeeep!

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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:40 am

jarbo03 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one *******.

Feel better?

That is deeeeeeeep!

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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Olly » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:35 am

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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:41 am

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one *******.

Feel better?

That is deeeeeeeep!

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That is Stephen King out there man!

where do you come up with this crap?
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Goldfish » Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:30 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one asshole.

Feel better?

That is deeeeeeeep!

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Says your Siamese brother

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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Bufflehead » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:49 pm

Redbeard wrote:The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one asshole.

Feel better?

i think we have had enough deep thoughts. lets just let this topic die
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:53 pm

Bufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one *******.

Feel better?

i think we have had enough deep thoughts. lets just let this topic die

You must be the "your brother" ;)
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:54 pm

Bufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one asshole.

Feel better?

i think we have had enough deep thoughts. lets just let this topic die

If bufflehead gives a suggestion does that make it a good one? I say false...:)
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:59 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Bufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one asshole.

Feel better?

i think we have had enough deep thoughts. lets just let this topic die

If bufflehead gives a suggestion does that make it a good one? I say false...:)

That's deep.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:32 pm

Redbeard wrote:The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one asshole.

Feel better?

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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:07 am

Despite what they say, ugly people do have something to lose in a fight. Ironically, they have everything to lose. I couldn’t imagine a fate worse than being ugly and a pussy.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:40 am

Oranges are natures pre sliced and wrapped snack food.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby aunt betty » Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:20 am

Keep your nasty chips...
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Fowlplay » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:18 pm

MOhuntingGuy wrote:Oranges are natures pre sliced and wrapped snack food.

but they taste like shit
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:54 pm

How could you people hate oranges?
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:03 pm

MOhuntingGuy wrote:How could you people hate oranges?

You people? What's that supposed to mean?

I love oranges.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:08 am

You can never look cool while running with a backpack on.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby assateague » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:05 am

If I think I'm a hypochondriac, is that a symptom?
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:06 am

assateague wrote:If I think I'm a hypochondriac, is that a symptom?


Whoa
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:09 am

assateague wrote:If I think I'm a hypochondriac, is that a symptom?

nicely done
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby rebelp74 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby bill herian » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:10 pm

How was the first anvil forged?
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:25 pm

How do they get the non stick coating to stick to a non stick pan?
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby assateague » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:29 pm

Why are there time zones? Why can't there just be one time around the world? Who cares if it's dark at 11am- you adjust to it. Hell, it's winter in July in Argentina. We didn't rearrange the seasons south of the equator, why rearrange the time everywhere on the damn planet? Stupid.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:32 pm

How does Assateague's mind work? Heavy, heavy shit right there.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby flight control » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:39 pm

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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby bill herian » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:45 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:How do they get the non stick coating to stick to a non stick pan?


Simple mathematics. The two "nons" cancel out.

Sticky coating a non stick pan would not stick.

Non sticky coating on a sticky pan would not stick.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:01 pm

bill herian wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:How do they get the non stick coating to stick to a non stick pan?


Simple mathematics. The two "nons" cancel out.

Sticky coating a non stick pan would not stick.

Non sticky coating on a sticky pan would not stick.

It was so simple. Thanks Bill.
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Re: Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

Postby Redbeard » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:13 pm

assateague wrote:Why are there time zones? Why can't there just be one time around the world? Who cares if it's dark at 11am- you adjust to it. Hell, it's winter in July in Argentina. We didn't rearrange the seasons south of the equator, why rearrange the time everywhere on the damn planet? Stupid.

I'm on board with ya
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