Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

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Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby aunt betty » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:47 pm

Well... I was kinda drunk and hungover. It was early and a nasty gloomy rainy day. My head was THUMPIN'.
The guys in the duck blind looked over at me and said I looked a little rough and said I was a nut. I didn't quite know what to say because no matter what I was gunna have it rough. Always that way with these guys. So I went with the flow...why fight it? I said you think I'm a nut? You are RIGHT. Then I sang "the acorn song". They laughed their azzes off and I've been Acorn or simply "corn" ever since. I saw kids do this song at the Christmas pagent at my daughter's school when she was in 1rst grade. Kinda cute...
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:53 pm

I was just gonna ask you that like 15 min ago. But then I didn't.


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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:56 pm

I can honeslty say that I've never wondered why.
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:57 pm

I've only heard it a couple times.


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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby Bufflehead » Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:25 pm

because you're a fucking nut?
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby flight control » Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:54 pm

I just called you that because of your old avatar. That and your mental state :)
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:24 pm

no
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby Tomkat » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:35 pm

I knew why a long time ago. Me and corn go back on THE OTHER SITE when the niggas were on him and I got them to leave him be.

Yeah Acorn is crazy....like a fox.
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:40 pm

Bufflehead wrote:because you're a fucking nut?


This is what I thought.
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:51 pm

Tomkat wrote:I knew why a long time ago. Me and corn go back on THE OTHER SITE when the niggas were on him and I got them to leave him be.

Yeah Acorn is crazy....like a fox.

3leg was actually the reason I got him over here. Said something about being BFFs, and I couldn't let him go without his BFF!
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:49 pm

aunt betty wrote:Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?


I figured it was because you was nutty.
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:50 pm

I always thought it was because your dad was an Oak tree.
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby Woody » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:17 am

To be honest, IDK they called you Acorn...

I thought everyone called you Betty.

At first I thought you were a girl... When I realized that wasn't right I thought your name had some thing to do with that movie Kung Pow...


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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby jehler » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:34 am

I thought you were Tom Phillips*'s brother
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Re: Ever wonder why they call me Acorn?

Postby Tomkat » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:21 am

Woody, you probably like old Godzilla movies? Those were the best.

Now, about that acorn song teacher...detention was never like that!
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