Deep Thoughts by JGUN...

[Redbeard]

We've got too many cock pilots around here

[Fowlplay]

Happy Leif Erickson day!

hinga dinga durgen!

[3legged_lab]

Happy Leif Erickson day!

hinga dinga durgen!

Thank you. Couldnt remember how it went.

[Olly]

I was qualified as a Coast Guard Coxswain when I was an E-3 back in Texas. It was a lot of fun driving around the small boats.

Where in Texas?

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Galveston.

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[Redbeard]

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts.

[jarbo03]

Poopdeck

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[Eric Haynes]

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts.

You too huh?

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[Goldfish]

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts.

Did you get that from one of those e-cards?

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[Redbeard]

No man why can't these be my own thoughts??

[flight control]

I don't get nearly enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath

[Goldfish]

Because I've read/heard them ver batim

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[Redbeard]

You musta come across my memoirs somewhere

[Goldfish]

I didn't know you were published

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[banknote]

If there's always a halfway point between two places, how does anyone ever arrive anywhere?

[Botiz630]

So a Frenchman by the name of Jean-Jaqcues Longines (that's why they named them "Longitude lines", after the Frenchman).

This is the shit that pisses me off about the timing of my birth. Those could have been Bonarditude lines!

[assateague]

When you hit the "back" button on your browser, it takes you back to the page you were just looking at. So if you go look at a page, then hit "back" it takes you back to the one you were just at. If you hit "back" again, it should take you to the one you went forward to previously. The "back" button should really be nothing more than a loop of two pages. But it's not. Maybe they should have called it a "rewind" button.

[3legged_lab]

Whoa

[Tiler_J]

In an alternate, yet parallel universe, would Dick Van Dyke be named Penis Van Lesbian?

[banknote]

In an alternate, yet parallel universe, would Dick Van Dyke be named Penis Wagon Lesbian?

FIFY

[Tiler_J]

Thanks! Couldn't remember exactly how it went.

[Redbeard]

When you hit the "back" button on your browser, it takes you back to the page you were just looking at. So if you go look at a page, then hit "back" it takes you back to the one you were just at. If you hit "back" again, it should take you to the one you went forward to previously. The "back" button should really be nothing more than a loop of two pages. But it's not. Maybe they should have called it a "rewind" button.

I've often thought this

[banknote]

When you hit the "back" button on your browser, it takes you back to the page you were just looking at. So if you go look at a page, then hit "back" it takes you back to the one you were just at. If you hit "back" again, it should take you to the one you went forward to previously. The "back" button should really be nothing more than a loop of two pages. But it's not. Maybe they should have called it a "rewind" button.

I've often thought this

No. Then it wouldn't be a "back" button, but a "return" button. Like on the TV remote, which I wish functioned more like a "back" button.

[Flightstopper]

When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

[assateague]

[Eric Haynes]

When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

That was funny overall, and also because I'm actually slightly dyslexic.

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[3legged_lab]

When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

That was funny overall, and also because I'm actually slightly dyslexic.

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So you saw the word "lemons" then?

[Eric Haynes]

When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

That was funny overall, and also because I'm actually slightly dyslexic.

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So you saw the word "lemons" then?

No, it's actually not dyslexia, it's dysgraphia. Just slightly though. Sometimes when I write, I will start the word with proceeding letter then have to go back to fill in the preceding letter or two. It's usually the word that starts a sentence for some reason.

[Redbeard]

Height of Unemployment...cobwebs in the pussy of a prostitute

[Flightstopper]

The days I keep my gratitude high than my expectations, well I have really good days.

[Mornin Beef]

Laugh and world laughs with you. Fart and you fart alone.