Words of wisdom by Redbeard

[3legged_lab]

Ouch.

[rebelp74]

Words of wisdom:
If you don't know anything about something, don't talk about it like you do. Otherwise you just come off as a dumbass.

[Redbeard]

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR GUN!!

touché

[flight control]

When a woman asks for your opinion, what she wants to hear is her opinion, but in a deeper voice

[3legged_lab]

When a woman asks for your opinion, what she wants to hear is her opinion, but in a deeper voice

That should be tattooed on every straight man when he is born.

[Tiler_J]

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR GUN!!

touché

Sorry, had to do it.

[Redbeard]

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR GUN!!

touché

Sorry, had to do it.

no worries. I think it's funny. Otherwise I would've kept it a secret from y'all

[3legged_lab]

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR GUN!!

touché

Sorry, had to do it.

no worries. I think it's funny. Otherwise I would've kept it a secret from y'all

Ya, this is better than the time you hit a parked car.

[Bulldog0156]

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR GUN!!

touché

Sorry, had to do it.

no worries. I think it's funny. Otherwise I would've kept it a secret from y'all

Ya, this is better than the time you hit a parked car.

Man, I'd hate to know the things Red has done that he has been too embarrassed to tell us about

[Redbeard]

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR GUN!!

touché

Sorry, had to do it.

no worries. I think it's funny. Otherwise I would've kept it a secret from y'all

Ya, this is better than the time you hit a parked car.

it was a pole. And off duty

[Redbeard]

[quote="Tiler_J"]ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR GUN!!

touché

Sorry, had to do it.

no worries. I think it's funny. Otherwise I would've kept it a secret from y'all

Ya, this is better than the time you hit a parked car.

Man, I'd hate to know the things Red has done that he has been too embarrassed to tell us about [/quote]
can't tell ya how many metal paddle markers I've run over on the shoulder. Only to get out bend it back straight up and pretend like nothing happened. But nothing big

[Redbeard]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

[DC727]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

, didn't you run out of gas one time and have to push it to the gas station?

[3legged_lab]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

Did you let him go and threaten a dui if he ever mentioned it happened?

[jehler]

Words of wisdom:
If you don't know anything about something, don't talk about it like you do. Otherwise you just come off as a dumbass.

Oh the irony, from the guy that talks about hot women^ lol!

[jehler]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

I unintentionally launched a boat that way once, also ran over a Buick with a 40' boat...

[QH's Paw]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

I did the same thing in a motorhome once. I got up out of the seast and went to the stove. All of a sudden, I realized I was rolling and ran for the seat. I got there right as the MH hit a car.
The guy who owned the car was my friends neighbor and good friend. He says "well, I sold it to a guy in the nickle ads and, he isn't picking it up until Monday. If he doesn't notice, it doesn't matter." I guess he didn't notice, because no one ever mentioned it.

[Flightstopper]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

I unintentionally launched a boat that way once, also ran over a Buick with a 40' boat...

How'd that work out?

[jehler]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

I unintentionally launched a boat that way once, also ran over a Buick with a 40' boat...

How'd that work out?

Both made for interesting chats with the boss lol

[Flightstopper]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

I unintentionally launched a boat that way once, also ran over a Buick with a 40' boat...

How'd that work out?

Both made for interesting chats with the boss lol

Ha!

[Goldfish]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

Did you let him go and threaten a dui if he ever mentioned it happened?

That reminds me of this guy


sent from a phancy fone

[3legged_lab]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

Did you let him go and threaten a dui if he ever mentioned it happened?

That reminds me of this guy


sent from a phancy fone

Haha. That cop was a cunt. I would've asked him for his insurance info.

[Bootlipkiller]

I almost drove through the front of a gas station because of a large rice spider!

[rebelp74]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

Did you let him go and threaten a dui if he ever mentioned it happened?

That reminds me of this guy


sent from a phancy fone

Haha. That cop was a cunt. I would've asked him for his insurance info.

Aaahhhh my check... I mean my neck!

[jehler]

I almost drove through the front of a gas station because of a large rice spider!

I've almost does from spiders many times

Once a 4 inch long baby snake came slithering out of my visor of the truck as I was speeding down the highway, almost lost it then too

[Redbeard]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

, didn't you run out of gas one time and have to push it to the gas station?

that's right. My partner pushed me a 1/4 mi to the gas station

[rebelp74]

Course there was the time I stopped a newer 745I. Get outta my car and realize I left it in drive when it starts rolling forward towards the Beamer. I jump back in the driver seat, praying I hit the brake and not the gas pedal on accident. Luckily I stopped it inches from the Beamer's rear bumper. The whole thing happened in slow motion as I jumped back in my car

, didn't you run out of gas one time and have to push it to the gas station?

that's right. My partner pushed me a 1/4 mi to the gas station

I picture this happening like something from super troopers, handle it rook.

[Redbeard]

Then there was the time I locked myself outta the car on the freeway when I went to piss in the bushes. Only had one key on me that day. And our hide-a-key was missing. My partner, same gal who pushed me to the gas station, had to drive a half hour to the office to grab a spare and half hour back to me. Freezing that night too. I was damn near laying on the hood to keep warm when she pulled up

[Goldfish]

Damn. Must have gotten into the 50s that night?

sent from a phancy fone

[3legged_lab]

Is nobody else going to say anything about the ladies man making his FEMALE partner push the patrol car a QUARTER FUCKING MILE while he handled the steering wheel?