Words of wisdom by Redbeard

[AKPirate]

Is nobody else going to say anything about the ladies man making his FEMALE partner push the patrol car a QUARTER FUCKING MILE while he handled the steering wheel?

I got the idea that she pushed him with her push rack.

[Bulldog0156]

Is nobody else going to say anything about the ladies man making his FEMALE partner push the patrol car a QUARTER FUCKING MILE while he handled the steering wheel?

I don't think Red mentioned that before did he? The details are slowly coming out. Nice work officer Red Farva.

[3legged_lab]

Is nobody else going to say anything about the ladies man making his FEMALE partner push the patrol car a QUARTER FUCKING MILE while he handled the steering wheel?

I got the idea that she pushed him with her push rack.

Possible, but not nearly as funny.

[Bootlipkiller]

Then there was the time I locked myself outta the car on the freeway when I went to piss in the bushes. Only had one key on me that day. And our hide-a-key was missing. My partner, same gal who pushed me to the gas station, had to drive a half hour to the office to grab a spare and half hour back to me. Freezing that night too. I was damn near laying on the hood to keep warm when she pulled up

This happened too me twice. Didn't learn the first time I guess. Also buried the patrol car in the mud once.

[AKPirate]

Is nobody else going to say anything about the ladies man making his FEMALE partner push the patrol car a QUARTER FUCKING MILE while he handled the steering wheel?

I got the idea that she pushed him with her "black" push rack.

Possible, but not nearly as funny.

OK, fixed it a little bit...

[rebelp74]

Is nobody else going to say anything about the ladies man making his FEMALE partner push the patrol car a QUARTER FUCKING MILE while he handled the steering wheel?

I got the idea that she pushed him with her "black" push rack.

Possible, but not nearly as funny.

OK, fixed it a little bit...

I took as either, she must be a dyke or Red keeps his bitches in line.

[banknote]

When a woman asks for your opinion, what she wants to hear is her opinion, but in a deeper voice

Troof.

[banknote]

Don't count your chickens. Period.

[AKPirate]

Don't count your chickens. Period.

I laugh at your avatar every time I see it.

[banknote]

Don't count your chickens. Period.

I laugh at your avatar every time I see it.

So, you think I'm funny?

[AKPirate]

Don't count your chickens. Period.

I laugh at your avatar every time I see it.

So, you think I'm funny?

Beyond reason.

[banknote]

Don't count your chickens. Period.

I laugh at your avatar every time I see it.

So, you think I'm funny?

Beyond reason.

Yeah well, okay.

[AKPirate]

Don't count your chickens. Period.

I laugh at your avatar every time I see it.

So, you think I'm funny?

Beyond reason.

Yeah well, okay.

Your good banknote, your a funny dude.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Is nobody else going to say anything about the ladies man making his FEMALE partner push the patrol car a QUARTER FUCKING MILE while he handled the steering wheel?

I got the idea that she pushed him with her "black" push rack.

Possible, but not nearly as funny.

OK, fixed it a little bit...

I took as either, she must be a dyke or Red keeps his bitches in line.

Got to keep the pimp hand strong!

[Redbeard]

Then there was the time I locked myself outta the car on the freeway when I went to piss in the bushes. Only had one key on me that day. And our hide-a-key was missing. My partner, same gal who pushed me to the gas station, had to drive a half hour to the office to grab a spare and half hour back to me. Freezing that night too. I was damn near laying on the hood to keep warm when she pulled up

This happened too me twice. Didn't learn the first time I guess. Also buried the patrol car in the mud once.

never mud, but in the sand plenty of times. Nice thing bout always working rural areas is eventually a rancher will come by and lend a hand

[Redbeard]

Is nobody else going to say anything about the ladies man making his FEMALE partner push the patrol car a QUARTER FUCKING MILE while he handled the steering wheel?

I got the idea that she pushed him with her "black" push rack.

Possible, but not nearly as funny.

OK, fixed it a little bit...

I took as either, she must be a dyke or Red keeps his bitches in line.

far from a dyke

[Olly]

Red don't forget your gun today, just a friendly reminder

[Redbeard]

Doesn't involve a car, but there was the time I drove out one morning to one of my honey holes to scout real quick for the following days hunt. Crept over the levee, through the trees and was so intent on counting the ducks there that I didn't realize I was standing in someone's marijuana garden. That was alittle awkward

[Redbeard]

Red don't forget your gun today, just a friendly reminder

gun...check!

[JGUN]

What about keys, mirrors, gas, shovel, tow strap?

[JGUN]

Oh and partner to get you out of trouble.

[Redbeard]

Check...check...check...check...check...

[Bulldog0156]

far from a dyke

Does she ever play the bad cop?

[Redbeard]

I've never crossed that line but I highly suspect she could or does at home

[Bulldog0156]

The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly

[3legged_lab]

Doesn't involve a car, but there was the time I drove out one morning to one of my honey holes to scout real quick for the following days hunt. Crept over the levee, through the trees and was so intent on counting the ducks there that I didn't realize I was standing in someone's marijuana garden. That was alittle awkward

You didn't just play it off like an investigation?

[Redbeard]

Doesn't involve a car, but there was the time I drove out one morning to one of my honey holes to scout real quick for the following days hunt. Crept over the levee, through the trees and was so intent on counting the ducks there that I didn't realize I was standing in someone's marijuana garden. That was alittle awkward

You didn't just play it off like an investigation?

hard to do when you're trespassing to begin with

[aunt betty]

You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the ole' Lone Ranger and...
You don't mess around with Jim and especially don't mess with Slim.

[Redbeard]

Love Jim Croce