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the shithouse diaries

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:10 pm

you ever read the funny shit on the walls of a portajohn or write anything?

i saw one that said "Those who write on shithouse walls roll their shit into little balls. Those who read those words of wit eat little balls of shit."

got any good ones?
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Postby i shoot spoonies » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:21 pm

try the shit that people would write at our local food maxx. try the shit people would shit on the floor there. working there was a horrible experience
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Postby assateague » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:27 pm

My daughter was about 4 at the time, just learning to read. As those with daughters know, when they're that little, you take them into the men's bathroom. She sits down to pee, while I wait, and I hear (very loudly), "Dada, what does F-U-C-.." I interrupted with "Nothing, honey, just go pee". (A moment of silence passes) Again, loudly, "Dada, what does N-I-G-G-E-..." Me (loudly this time) "JUST FINISH PEEING WE HAVE TO GET GROCERIES".

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Postby Olly » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:29 pm

Haha that's priceless.

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Postby rozzo842 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:36 pm

Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.

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Postby assateague » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:39 pm

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Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:11 pm

here's one i wrote this last winter when we were told we had to pour mud in negative temps.

"It's ten below and here i sit;
in this shack to take a shit.
i wish we had a place with heat
because my ass has frozen to the seat
the snow is blowing in through the walls
and i hope some day i find my balls."
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Postby huntall6 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:10 am

written on right wall "Look left"

written on left wall "Look right"



i was in there for an hour trying to figure out what the hell i was supposed to be looking at!! :evil:
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Postby Olly » Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:02 am

I always laugh when I see the ones that say something like "I screwed your mom last night". Who the hell has the time to write this stuff?

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Postby Redbeard » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:08 am

"What're you looking up here for? The jokes in your hand"
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Postby rebelp74 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:32 pm

Redbeard wrote:"What're you looking up here for? The jokes in your hand"

I lol'd for real.
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