Have you ever...

[Woody]

... been at work and got pissed at your computer, so, you slammed your legs together and smashed your testicles, forgot about it until you stood up to leave, only to discover you can't walk without a look of grimness, then on your way out have the CEO and President of the company ask you with broken English and a concerned look, "you ok, look like you in pain" and the second time you have ever talked to the man one on one you stumble through your thoughts and words searching for a viable, reasonable and appropriate reason that you are limping and have agony written on your face... Only to say, "a... a... Stubbed my toe." ... have you?

[rebelp74]

Nope, I have honestly never done that.

[bill herian]

No not specifically, but these folks can empathize.

[Mornin Beef]

No but I've peed on bathroom floor at work and at the next meeting the boss told everyone to be more careful in the bathroom.

[huntfishnv]

No not specifically, but these folks can empathize.

I love how people around some of them just kept doin their thing.

[banknote]

No not specifically, but these folks can empathize.

I hate that song, but the video was pretty funny.

[flight control]

... been at work and got pissed at your computer, so, you slammed your legs together and smashed your testicles, forgot about it until you stood up to leave, only to discover you can't walk without a look of grimness, then on your way out have the CEO and President of the company ask you with broken English and a concerned look, "you ok, look like you in pain" and the second time you have ever talked to the man one on one you stumble through your thoughts and words searching for a viable, reasonable and appropriate reason that you are limping and have agony written on your face... Only to say, "a... a... Stubbed my toe." ... have you?

Word for word

[Redbeard]

... been at work and got pissed at your computer, so, you slammed your legs together and smashed your testicles, forgot about it until you stood up to leave, only to discover you can't walk without a look of grimness, then on your way out have the CEO and President of the company ask you with broken English and a concerned look, "you ok, look like you in pain" and the second time you have ever talked to the man one on one you stumble through your thoughts and words searching for a viable, reasonable and appropriate reason that you are limping and have agony written on your face... Only to say, "a... a... Stubbed my toe." ... have you?

do you work barefoot?

[(MT)Montanafowler]

no, but i accidentally sledgehammered a sharp piece of rebar into my hand once.

[rebelp74]

no, but i accidentally sledgehammered a sharp piece of rebar into my hand once.

Did you walk around saying ouch, I stumped my toe?

[Woody]

... been at work and got pissed at your computer, so, you slammed your legs together and smashed your testicles, forgot about it until you stood up to leave, only to discover you can't walk without a look of grimness, then on your way out have the CEO and President of the company ask you with broken English and a concerned look, "you ok, look like you in pain" and the second time you have ever talked to the man one on one you stumble through your thoughts and words searching for a viable, reasonable and appropriate reason that you are limping and have agony written on your face... Only to say, "a... a... Stubbed my toe." ... have you?

do you work barefoot?

No, but everything else I could think of was a long term injury that would require me to limp for a while.

[Woody]

no, but i accidentally sledgehammered a sharp piece of rebar into my hand once.

That sounds unbelievably painful.

[Redbeard]

Shoulda told the truth!

[Woody]

Shoulda told the truth!

He is Japanese and trying to explain that to an American in a work appropriate maner would be hard enough.

I don't know, I hardly would say I condone lying but I can't imagine explaining anything to do with my balls to my boss's boss's boss would be a good idea.

[Bootlipkiller]

Ahold have said you had the clap! I'm sure that's a universal language!

[Redbeard]

Shoulda told the truth!

He is Japanese and trying to explain that to an American in a work appropriate maner would be hard enough.

I don't know, I hardly would say I condone lying but I can't imagine explaining anything to do with my balls to my boss's boss's boss would be a good idea.

he woulda laughed is ass off and given you a promotion

[3legged_lab]

And finish with "will you kiss it better?"

[Woody]

Shoulda told the truth!

He is Japanese and trying to explain that to an American in a work appropriate maner would be hard enough.

I don't know, I hardly would say I condone lying but I can't imagine explaining anything to do with my balls to my boss's boss's boss would be a good idea.

he woulda laughed is ass off and given you a promotion

Well looks like I made the wrong choice... What can I say, I panicked.

[jehler]

Alway the truth, never go wrong with it

[Woody]

Hindsight is 20x20, but looking back you guys are probably right...

What guy has not atleast sat down on his own balls once, he would have understood.