Little Brothers

[Mornin Beef]

Back when I was thirteen we took a family trip to Florida to visit relatives for the 4th of July and I spent all my paper route savings on fireworks. Being from NY (fireworks were banned) and shopping around in a fireworks store for the first time was the best thing that had ever happened to me in my life by far. On around our last days visiting I accidentally shot a bottle rocket directly into my cousins eyeball and my stash of fireworks were confiscated by my parents. After settling back in at home and having my incessant begging for the fireworks back denied; it was firmly established that I had lost my privileges and my Dad would set all off them on the next July 4th. Mom placed them in an area that took me to shuffling along side molding at daunting heights to get at. Of course I got them because I was officially addicted to the bang at this point. My friend Nicky Marshmello and I went to the park next to my house way in the back where the "Secret Pond" was and started blowing off all sorts of firecrackers. This was awesome! Blowing crater holes in the mud, uprooting cattails and throwing them into the large storm drain created amazing booms. After seeing Nicky look up from a new mud experiment and seeing his teeth covered in mud I was laughing so hard I almost didn't see the local cop car creeping on us. "Nick the effin cops!" I grab the bag and we dusted those cops so hard jumping fences and dicing through backyards. We made it back to my house through the backyard door and just watched the three cop cars trolling the streets real slow. Turns out the person who called in the complaint said someone was shooting off guns in the park. Marshmellow and I just sat there watching them 5.0 search pointlessly and laughed. Now my 11 year old brother who had spent all his birthday/xmas cake on Starter pin stripe Chicago Bulls gear and Nike Air Jordan hats at the local Florida flea market was the type of kid who took a lot of pride in looking good. He absolutely hated it when I took his stuff without asking. As Marshmello and I were giggling and high five-ing about losing the cops my little brother starts raising a gigantic stink because I wearing his new Nike hat. Having heard it all to often I just threw the hat at him and continued to watch the cops roll by. He puts the hat on and walks outside to go to his friend's house down the street. We see him hit the sidewalk and a cop car come flying down the street with it's lights and sirens blaring. The cop jumps out and shoves my little brother against the car, frisks him rough and throws him in the backseat and slams the door. He is instantly bursting at the seems with tears and when we saw him looking out from within the cop car marsh and I die laughing. Four other cop cars show up and we ran out the back door to a wooded lot about a mile away where we had a fort and set off some more fireworks.

[Bufflehead]

[Mornin Beef]

Geez nobody else has a little sibling story to pass along?

[Bufflehead]

Geez nobody else has a little sibling story to pass along?

me and my brother are best friends, work together a lot but we fight like no one would believe. and when i say fight, i mean fight. not argue

[Mornin Beef]

Geez nobody else has a little sibling story to pass along?

me and my brother are best friends, work together a lot but we fight like no one would believe. and when i say fight, i mean fight. not argue

Nowadays I think it would be very interesting and a great idea to work with my bro on a project, but if I was born into a family business or something similar where had one job each and it was side by side we'd brawl too.

[obxbufflehead]

Geez nobody else has a little sibling story to pass along?

Nope. My sister is just a tattletale.

[3legged_lab]

My brother has a red birthmark on the side of his head that goes down to his neck. When other little kids would ask him what happened, he would point at me and say "he lit me on fire". They would usually run away.

[Mornin Beef]

My brother has a red birthmark on the side of his head that goes down to his neck. When other little kids would ask him what happened, he would point at me and say "he lit me on fire". They would usually run away.

When I was young I thought those birthmarks were from burns anyway.

[NuffDaddy]

My little brother and I just bickered constantly aI I don't have any good stories. The only one I can think of it when I was 6 and my brother was 4 I threw dog poop at him and he attempted to hit me over the head with a miniature wheelbarrow but my parents intervened before anything got bloody.


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[Mornin Beef]

My little brother and I just bickered constantly aI I don't have any good stories. The only one I can think of it when I was 6 and my brother was 4 I threw dog poop at him and he attempted to hit me over the head with a miniature wheelbarrow but my parents intervened before anything got bloody.


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I threw so much cat shit, walnuts, ice balls, dog poop, rocks and all at my friends and siblings growing up. good god. Ive been shot at with a 22 and hit many times with bb guns.

[Bufflehead]

My little brother and I just bickered constantly aI I don't have any good stories. The only one I can think of it when I was 6 and my brother was 4 I threw dog poop at him and he attempted to hit me over the head with a miniature wheelbarrow but my parents intervened before anything got bloody.


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I threw so much cat shit, walnuts, ice balls, dog poop, rocks and all at my friends and siblings growing up. good god. Ive been shot at with a 22 and hit many times with bb guns.

our whole neighborhood had BB gun wars. it's amazing that only one kid lost an eye. now that i think about it, i wonder where that guy moved to

[jehler]

I work with my little bro every day, probably my best friend

[NuffDaddy]

it's amazing that only one kid lost an eye. now that i think about it, i wonder where that guy moved to

:lol::lol:
That shouldn't be funny but it is.


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[banknote]

Geez nobody else has a little sibling story to pass along?

Yours is tough to beat!

I only have sisters, both younger. There's a lot of things they like to bring up about me dissing them during our childhoods in some way or another, but I usually lack any recollection. They must be making it up.

Only thing comes to mind is when I was 5 and my 4 y.o. sister was playing on the wrong side of a string meant to keep us off some fresh grass seed. I stood on the correct side of the string, telling her she was not supposed to be where she was, with her basically not giving a crap, when Dad came outside and commenced to smacking both our asses. Told me I was her older brother and supposed to keep her out of trouble. WTF?

[3legged_lab]

I work with my little bro every day, probably my best friend

I work with my little brother too.... but I still threw the family cat at him when we were kids.

[Mornin Beef]

Geez nobody else has a little sibling story to pass along?

Yours is tough to beat!

I only have sisters, both younger. There's a lot of things they like to bring up about me dissing them during our childhoods in some way or another, but I usually lack any recollection. They must be making it up.

Only thing comes to mind is when I was 5 and my 4 y.o. sister was playing on the wrong side of a string meant to keep us off some fresh grass seed. I stood on the correct side of the string, telling her she was not supposed to be where she was, with her basically not giving a crap, when Dad came outside and commenced to smacking both our asses. Told me I was her older brother and supposed to keep her out of trouble. WTF?

If I was your dad I would have charged out of the house faster and drunker but would have said the same thing.

[Mornin Beef]

I work with my little bro every day, probably my best friend

At least I have an asshole Kyle!

[Mornin Beef]

Geez nobody else has a little sibling story to pass along?

Nope. My sister is just a tattletale.

Tattletails love tatter tots, am I wrong?

[obxbufflehead]

Geez nobody else has a little sibling story to pass along?

Nope. My sister is just a tattletale.

Tattletails love tatter tots, am I wrong?

Yes

[Bootlipkiller]

My brother was an abortion! Winning!:)

[Bootlipkiller]

I work with my little bro every day, probably my only friend

It's ok you got lots of interwebs friends.

[The Duck Hammer]

That was a good one MB. Nuthin I got could top that.

[Tiler_J]

I use to pick on my little brother all the time. When we were really young, I use to try to convince him we were going to run away from home. He would be on his trike and me one my big wheels, we would ride to the end of the driveway, the farthest we were allowed to go. Then I would tell him "you go first and don't look back". He start riding down the street and I would ride in circles at the end of the driveway so he could hear the wheels going. Once he got far enough, probably like 8-10 feet, I would ride back to the house as fast as I could. He would always come back crying and I would get in trouble. I still get a laugh when I think about it, and vividly remember a few times it happen even though it was probably 35 years ago.

My brother got the last laugh though. He is now a dentist and I swear he stabs me in the gums and shoves extra dental tools in my mouth just for revenge.

[NuffDaddy]

I work with my little bro every day, probably my only friend

It's ok you got lots of interwebs friends.

:lol::lol:


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[3legged_lab]

My brother got the last laugh though. He is now a dentist and I swear he stabs me in the gums and shoves extra dental tools in my mouth just for revenge.

No, you got the last laugh - free dental work!

[rebelp74]

My brother was an abortion! Winning!:)

Hands down this is the winner.

[assateague]

I'm an only child. Well, except for Red.

[jehler]

I work with my little bro every day, probably my only friend

It's ok you got lots of interwebs friends.

Very close to the truth boot, in real life im as popular as the koolaid guy at a construction site

[Flightstopper]

I work with my little bro every day, probably my only friend

It's ok you got lots of interwebs friends.

Interwebs friends are the best kind. You never have to help them move, they don't wake you up in the middle of the night broke down or hammered. They also don't fuck your wife while your out hunting, allegedly.

[Mornin Beef]

I use to pick on my little brother all the time. When we were really young, I use to try to convince him we were going to run away from home. He would be on his trike and me one my big wheels, we would ride to the end of the driveway, the farthest we were allowed to go. Then I would tell him "you go first and don't look back". He start riding down the street and I would ride in circles at the end of the driveway so he could hear the wheels going. Once he got far enough, probably like 8-10 feet, I would ride back to the house as fast as I could. He would always come back crying and I would get in trouble. I still get a laugh when I think about it, and vividly remember a few times it happen even though it was probably 35 years ago.

My brother got the last laugh though. He is now a dentist and I swear he stabs me in the gums and shoves extra dental tools in my mouth just for revenge.

. So many memories just like that