Little Brothers

[Mornin Beef]

I work with my little bro every day, probably my only friend

It's ok you got lots of interwebs friends.

Very close to the truth boot, in real life im as popular as the koolaid guy at a construction site

Oh yeaaa

[Mornin Beef]

Geez nobody else has a little sibling story to pass along?

Yours is tough to beat!

I only have sisters, both younger. There's a lot of things they like to bring up about me dissing them during our childhoods in some way or another, but I usually lack any recollection. They must be making it up.

Only thing comes to mind is when I was 5 and my 4 y.o. sister was playing on the wrong side of a string meant to keep us off some fresh grass seed. I stood on the correct side of the string, telling her she was not supposed to be where she was, with her basically not giving a crap, when Dad came outside and commenced to smacking both our asses. Told me I was her older brother and supposed to keep her out of trouble. WTF?

Man your avatar is funny...basically the same dynamic I grew up with. My bro would turn his ankle playing horse in the driveway and I would get beat by my dad for not preventing it. Got to the point I would just run away whenever he started crying.

[Mornin Beef]

I did get in a bunch of trouble for all this firecracker business. Marsh got off scott free, but I had to wash and buff cop cars and fire trucks for the next four weekends.

[NuffDaddy]

I did get in a bunch of trouble for all this firecracker business. Marsh got off scott free, but I had to wash and buff cop cars and fire trucks for the next four weekends.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


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[Bootlipkiller]

I work with my little bro every day, probably my only friend

It's ok you got lots of interwebs friends.

Interwebs friends are the best kind. You never have to help them move, they don't wake you up in the middle of the night broke down or hammered. They also don't fuck your wife while your out hunting, allegedly.

Coffee out the nose.

[aunt betty]

My little brother...
We went through this same routine daily for years.

Would walk home from school EVERY DAY with my little bro because "mom said to".
It wasn't because he needed protection. I was protecting everyone FROM HIM.
Scrappy little guy would take on three 6th-graders when he was in 3rd.
He wore corrective shoes and KNEW how to use them...It hurts to get kicked with them.

Every day we'd get to the fence that separates the neighbors yard from ours. I'd yell at my little bro, "I'll race ya", and take off for the back door. My "protection ends HERE!". The funny part is Brian would run along waving his arm yelling, "I'm not racing"...I'd say, "but you're still a loser".

Every single day we did this.

[aunt betty]

There is more. Every time my parents went out they'd leave me in charge. There were chores to be done and it was my responsibility to make Brian do his. I'd get all my stuff done and start working on him. At first I'd just bug him and plead him to just do what he was told. NOPE.
Then I'd get angry and whip his A. Of course then he had power over me at that point. It was, " you do it or I'll tell mom".
OH, I'd do the chores but any extra time I had was spent AZZ-whippin' on him. I figured he's gunna tell anyway so why not earn the punishment.

My little bro would rather get the snot kicked out of him than wash dishes. I can live with that. He had a hard time with ME.
I'm pretty sure I beat him up three times a day for about ten years. THEN he joined the ARMY. I didn't recognize the strange man that was folding his own clothes in the laundry one day. That kind of ended me kickin' his A.

[Bufflehead]

anyone else like to hit the power lock on the doors of a car/truck right before your brother gets in? then unlock them only to relock as soon as his hand hits the door handle. i've been doing this since we got a car with power locks.


has only backfired once, he a little drill bit in his hand thay he was using to pre-drill #6 screws on the boat. i hit the lock button and he started walking away, turned and chunked that drill bit and shattered my window. i think it was the smallest drill bit in the set

[Mornin Beef]

Funny stuff betty. All these other stories are reminding me of so much more.

[ManlyMan]

I once held my middle brother down and drilled through his belly button with an erector set drill.

[Tomkat]

I once held my middle brother down and drilled through his belly button with an erector set drill.

playing doctor? not the dirty way.

[Westie25]

My brother is 10 years younger than me. And goes about 6'3. Goofy bastard got all the size.

[ManlyMan]

My brother is 10 years younger than me. And goes about 6'3. Goofy bastard got all the size.

He would be allowed to vote in my family.

[Mornin Beef]

I once held my middle brother down and drilled through his belly button with an erector set drill.

[jehler]

We built a snow fort into a drift in the road during the big blizzard of 78 or 79 can't remember which year, we were banned from that drift as mom said the plow is going to come and kill us, we built a fort anyway and when it collapsed on little brother David we decided it would be safer to go inside ask for hot chocolate and ask if mom had seen David anywhere because we sure haven't rather than try and dig him out.....

[Eric Haynes]

We built a snow fort into a drift in the road during the big blizzard of 78 or 79 can't remember which year, we were banned from that drift as mom said the plow is going to come and kill us, we built a fort anyway and when it collapsed on little brother David we decided it would be safer to go inside ask for hot chocolate and ask if mom had seen David anywhere because we sure haven't rather than try and dig him out.....

I did quite a few things like that when I was younger. Scares me to even think about it.