Question for the elder members?

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Re: Question for the elder members?

Postby Bulldog0156 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:01 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Now spin the question around -- what was the car to avoid?

Fat girls always roll in the geo metro.

Anything Pontiac or a cheap ass chevy like a cavalier.
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Re: Question for the elder members?

Postby cw1074 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:38 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:Ford Fiesta!

Oh and almost anything Dodge!


Shortly after high school, there was a real fat girl that had a thing for a buddy of mine and she drove a ford fiesta. We were all hanging out at his house one day and she showed up and was hanging out with everyone else. My buddy and I slipped out and was drinking a few beer in the front yard when he bet me a case of beer that I couldn't lift the back end of her car off the ground and completely stand up. After I did so, we got to drinking more and thinking and decided it would be funny to lay her car over on its side. He slipped back in the house and got his brother to come out and we lifted it from the drivers side until we got it high enough and then the brother ran to the other side to help him lean it down while I continued lifting. Once we got it completely on its side, we slipped back in the house and continued playing football on whatever gaming system we had at the time. A little later some more friends showed up and came inside the house laughing and then told the girl her car was laying on its side. She didn't believe them and went outside to check it out. I never knew a fat girl could run so fast until she came flying through the front door and into the back of the house where we were at. She had no idea that we were the guilty parties and wanted us to help her turn it back right and then help her look for whoever did that to her car. We got the car back upright for her and told her to go see if she could find who did it and then come back and let us know. I don't know if she ever figured it out or not, but we never saw her back at his house again.
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Re: Question for the elder members?

Postby Baysider » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:59 am

3legged_lab wrote:This thread makes me laugh. Since the wife and I have been together she has driven both a jetta and a cavilier - but never a geo or fiesta.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Didnt want a comment to be taken the wrong way being the post is about your wife but this made me laugh.
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Re: Question for the elder members?

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:05 pm

Baysider wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:This thread makes me laugh. Since the wife and I have been together she has driven both a jetta and a cavilier - but never a geo or fiesta.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Didnt want a comment to be taken the wrong way being the post is about your wife but this made me laugh.

Haha
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