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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby jehler » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:58 pm

assateague wrote:
huntfishnv wrote:That's cold blooded assa.


Why do you guys hate those things so much? :lol:



You should have heard the racket those babies were making. I should have videoed them being squashed and posted it somewhere. Then waited for all the anti-hunting, liberal tree-huggers to scream, and then I'd simply say I was giving them an abortion, and they're ok with that, right?
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby Goldfish » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:49 pm

Choot'em addateeg!

Nicely done.

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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby Flightstopper » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:14 pm

jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:
huntfishnv wrote:That's cold blooded assa.


Why do you guys hate those things so much? :lol:



You should have heard the racket those babies were making. I should have videoed them being squashed and posted it somewhere. Then waited for all the anti-hunting, liberal tree-huggers to scream, and then I'd simply say I was giving them an abortion, and they're ok with that, right?
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:28 pm

Do you talk to all of your soon to be dead animals like that?
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby jehler » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:30 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Do you talk to all of your soon to be dead animals like that?
doesnt everyone?
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:51 pm

You know when a guy has watched a pile of Looney Tunes...
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:56 pm

Taint bait gets em every time.
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:20 pm

Assa should have kept them all alive and sold the fur next season, Probably would have brought about 6 bucks. Assa would cut someones jugular for that kind of do!
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:27 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Do you talk to all of your soon to be dead animals like that?



About half. The ducks just get a muttered, thorough cussing as they're coming in. I don't even wait to miss, get primed in advance. But they do get called some nasty names.
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:43 pm

assateague wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Do you talk to all of your soon to be dead animals like that?



About half. The ducks just get a muttered, thorough cussing as they're coming in. I don't even wait to miss, get primed in advance. But they do get called some nasty names.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Been there done that.
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:22 pm

"Come on fuckers, turn...TURN. That's right good boys...come on it to those little whores on the water."


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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:33 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:"Come on fuckers, turn...TURN. That's right good boys...come on it to those little whores on the water."


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I have never said anything like that.
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:43 pm

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NuffDaddy wrote:"Come on fuckers, turn...TURN. That's right good boys...come on it to those little whores on the water."


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I have never said anything like that.

I talk to the ducks the whole time I'm working them. Mostly in my head but sometimes I'll mutter stuff out.


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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:44 pm

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NuffDaddy wrote:"Come on fuckers, turn...TURN. That's right good boys...come on it to those little whores on the water."


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I have never said anything like that.

I talk to the ducks the whole time I'm working them. Mostly in my head but sometimes I'll mutter stuff out.


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I talk to them too, but I use a call. Seems to work better but that may just be me.
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:46 pm

Calls are for pussies. I just use my mouf.


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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:47 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Calls are for pussies. I just use my mouf.


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Send me your daisy cutter then.
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:52 pm

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NuffDaddy wrote:Calls are for pussies. I just use my mouf.


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Send me your daisy cutter then.

:lol::lol: $150 it's yours.


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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:54 pm

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NuffDaddy wrote:Calls are for pussies. I just use my mouf.


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Send me your daisy cutter then.

:lol::lol: $150 it's yours.


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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:56 pm

If you stick in another $30 then you could get one.


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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:00 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
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NuffDaddy wrote:Calls are for pussies. I just use my mouf.


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Send me your daisy cutter then.

:lol::lol: $150 it's yours.


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Do you know how many Duck Commander calls I could get for $150?

Half of one on ebay!
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:00 pm

Only if you make a circle on the cork tab and promise me that it was hand jigged.
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:02 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Half of one on ebay!

Speaking of Ebay. I bet you wish that you had bought my Mondo now. Apparently the barrel alone is worth $500. :lol:
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:04 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Only if you make a circle on the cork tab and promise me that it was hand jigged.

:lol: :lol: :lol: They're probably hand poured in China into a mold
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:05 pm

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rebelp74 wrote:Half of one on ebay!

Speaking of Ebay. I bet you wish that you had bought my Mondo now. Apparently the barrel alone is worth $500. :lol:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rare-RNT-Rich-N-Tone-DAISY-CUTTER-DC-MONDO-DUCK-CALL-w-ALUMINUM-BAND-56-100-/281086620813?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item417211748d

I saw that, no way it'll sell for the five.
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:07 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Only if you make a circle on the cork tab and promise me that it was hand jigged.

:lol: :lol: :lol: They're probably hand poured in China into a mold

Blasphemy! They are cut strait off a Unicorn's head and willed to take shape by God himself.
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:08 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Only if you make a circle on the cork tab and promise me that it was hand jigged.

:lol: :lol: :lol: They're probably hand poured in China into a mold

Blasphemy! They are cut strait off a Unicorn's head and willed to take shape by God himself.

We talking about the same company? :lol:
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:12 pm

What is the band on a mondo usually made out of?


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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:13 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:What is the band on a mondo usually made out of?


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The ones they make now are plastic.
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:14 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Only if you make a circle on the cork tab and promise me that it was hand jigged.

:lol: :lol: :lol: They're probably hand poured in China into a mold

Blasphemy! They are cut strait off a Unicorn's head and willed to take shape by God himself.

We talking about the same company? :lol:

I don't think so. :lol:
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Re: Suck it, Jehler

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:15 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:What is the band on a mondo usually made out of?


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I have an Aluminum one.
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