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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:02 pm

There's good comedy here.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:52 pm

Sorry to hear about your pinkie toe, I will keep it in my prayers.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Tomkat » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:55 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to hear about your pinkie toe, I will keep it in my prayers.


Funniest line in the whole thread!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Woody » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:04 pm

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What were you doing that you hit that high with your little toe, fighting off a band of ninjas?
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Redbeard » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:06 pm

Woody wrote:
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What were you doing that you hit that high with your little toe, fighting off a band of ninjas?
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby grizz18 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:07 pm

Woody wrote:
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What were you doing that you hit that high with your little toe, fighting off a band of ninjas?

Doc likes to skip
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Tomkat » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:13 pm

Maybe Dancing with the Stars was on TV?
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Woody » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:13 pm

Tomkat wrote:Maybe Dancing with the Stars was on TV?

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:16 pm

grizz18 wrote:
Woody wrote:
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What were you doing that you hit that high with your little toe, fighting off a band of ninjas?

Doc likes to skip


go skip down the hallway and tell me you didn't have a smile on your face. Impossible.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Olly » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:17 pm

Doc, I haven't checked in on this thread all day. You gonna pull through?
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:18 pm

Olly wrote:Doc, I haven't checked in on this thread all day. You gonna pull through?
trying to move me to hospice. Ladyfriend just won't let nature take its course. Been an emotional exhausting day trying to get everyone on the same page.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Olly » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:20 pm

ManlyMan wrote:
Olly wrote:Doc, I haven't checked in on this thread all day. You gonna pull through?
trying to move me to hospice. Ladyfriend just won't let nature take its course. Been an emotional exhausting day trying to get everyone on the same page.


You'll be in my prayers.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:21 pm

Olly wrote:
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Olly wrote:Doc, I haven't checked in on this thread all day. You gonna pull through?
trying to move me to hospice. Ladyfriend just won't let nature take its course. Been an emotional exhausting day trying to get everyone on the same page.


You'll be in my prayers.


Think of my family.

I've made my peace.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:24 pm

In a last ditch effort to lift my spirits they brought in the worlds fattest beagle.

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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:26 pm

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Also really not that high
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Bulldog0156 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:28 pm

Is that blood on the carpet?
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:32 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:Is that blood on the carpet?


Fortunately just a random thread. Due to my medical background I was able to immediately realize the wound needed a tourniquet. My rapid action allowed me to save precious blood from escaping.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Flightstopper » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:33 pm

ManlyMan wrote:
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Also really not that high

Had to hit your titty to ticket stash for size reference?
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:34 pm

Y'all don't even wanna know where that dollar bill was.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Flightstopper » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:35 pm

ManlyMan wrote:Y'all don't even wanna know where that dollar bill was.

You severely underestimate us over here then.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:47 pm

ManlyMan wrote:Y'all don't even wanna know where that dollar bill was.



I'm not entirely certain how you can reconcile going to a strip club, but not being able to set the lid to your coffee cup directly on the counter.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:15 pm

Life is full of mysteries.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:18 pm

Quite the enigma you are, Nostradamus.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Tomkat » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:21 pm

assateague wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Y'all don't even wanna know where that dollar bill was.



I'm not entirely certain how you can reconcile going to a strip club, but not being able to set the lid to your coffee cup directly on the counter.


It is my opinion that DJJ, etc....man of mystery....IS ACTUALLY DATING A STRIPPER!!!

just an opinion, but it would explain the mystery, the drunkness, and all the 1 dollar bills.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:43 pm

Man up Doc :shakinghead:
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby sws002 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:50 pm

Tomkat wrote:
assateague wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Y'all don't even wanna know where that dollar bill was.



I'm not entirely certain how you can reconcile going to a strip club, but not being able to set the lid to your coffee cup directly on the counter.


It is my opinion that DJJ, etc....man of mystery....IS ACTUALLY DATING A STRIPPER!!!

just an opinion, but it would explain the mystery, the drunkness, and all the 1 dollar bills.


Or Doc himself is a stripper, and the toe was a casualty of a pole trick gone wrong.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Goldfish » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:51 pm

ManlyMan wrote:
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Also really not that high

Are we going to where's George this bill?

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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:56 pm

assateague wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Y'all don't even wanna know where that dollar bill was.



I'm not entirely certain how you can reconcile going to a strip club, but not being able to set the lid to your coffee cup directly on the counter.

Haha
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:57 pm

Goldfish wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
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Also really not that high

Are we going to where's George this bill?

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I hope so, that game was fun.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:49 pm

sws002 wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
assateague wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Y'all don't even wanna know where that dollar bill was.



I'm not entirely certain how you can reconcile going to a strip club, but not being able to set the lid to your coffee cup directly on the counter.


It is my opinion that DJJ, etc....man of mystery....IS ACTUALLY DATING A STRIPPER!!!

just an opinion, but it would explain the mystery, the drunkness, and all the 1 dollar bills.


Or Doc himself is a stripper, and the toe was a casualty of a pole trick gone wrong.


While I know many of you have this mental picture in mind of a ripped stallion glistening in the sunlight, I am currently an overweight fat fuck. I wouldn't be able to make any money as a male stripper.
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