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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby flight control » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:01 pm

Maybe we could all shave our toe knuckles in support. We all know someone who has been crippled by this terrible affliction, and I for one believe its time we do something to raise awareness and let our fallen brothers know they will not be forgotten.

Hang in there Doc.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:05 pm

flight control wrote:Maybe we could all shave our toe knuckles in support. We all know someone who has been crippled by this terrible affliction, and I for one believe its time we do something to raise awareness and let our fallen brothers know they will not be forgotten.

Hang in there Doc.

We could donate the toe hair to children who lost their toe hair!

Doc just so you know I've already started a coroners form for you due to your fatal injury.:)
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Olly » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:08 pm

The use of a toe tag as never been so proper.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby flight control » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:09 pm

See I would have just washed the hair down the drain.WE NEED MORE AWARENESS. Won't somebody please think of the children!!!
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby jehler » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:20 pm

Here ya go doc
http://olc.metrohealth.org/SubSpecialties/Trauma/Media/SkeletalTrauma/ch60.pdf
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:29 pm

flight control wrote:Maybe we could all shave our toe knuckles in support. We all know someone who has been crippled by this terrible affliction, and I for one believe its time we do something to raise awareness and let our fallen brothers know they will not be forgotten.

Hang in there Doc.


I love it! An awareness campaign. That is great. :scooter:
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:30 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
flight control wrote:Maybe we could all shave our toe knuckles in support. We all know someone who has been crippled by this terrible affliction, and I for one believe its time we do something to raise awareness and let our fallen brothers know they will not be forgotten.

Hang in there Doc.

We could donate the toe hair to children who lost their toe hair!

Doc just so you know I've already started a coroners form for you due to your fatal injury.:)

Thank you. I like where your head is at.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:31 pm

I suspect WebMD would have been able to diagnose that plenty quickly for you. Save a trip. Or at the very least, check it out so you can share any info you find with your doctor when you get there.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:33 pm




Thanks Jehler. I went over to the hardware store and grabbed some screws. Me and the roomies are gonna jank rig dis thang in a last ditch effort to save me.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:34 pm

assateague wrote:I suspect WebMD would have been able to diagnose that plenty quickly for you. Save a trip. Or at the very least, check it out so you can share any info you find with your doctor when you get there.



THIS!

Doctors love it when a patient is well informed and has already diagnosed themselves via webMD. They do all the work for you and you get paid. Sweetest gig EVER!

Just make sure you tell the doc a couple times throughout the conversation how you used webMD. Then he will know it was a reliable source.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby jarbo03 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:40 pm

Super glue it, fixes everything.

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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby flight control » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:44 pm

I love web md. Every single time I have looked up what my symptoms might mean, I have ended up diagnosing myself with various cancers.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:09 pm

hmm...

hmm...


hmm...

i'm sorry, but the prognosis looks to be vaginaitis. what this means is you will lose your toenail and a vagina will grow in its place.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:23 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:hmm...

hmm...


hmm...

i'm sorry, but the prognosis looks to be vaginaitis. what this means is you will lose your toenail and a vagina will grow in its place.

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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Goldfish » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:24 pm

Quote "flight control"
Maybe we could all shave our toe knuckles in support. We all know someone who has been crippled by this terrible affliction, and I for one believe its time we do something to raise awareness and let our fallen piggies know they will not be forgotten.

Hang in there Doc. /quote


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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:57 pm

Don't let it get infected :thumbsup:
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby DC727 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:01 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Don't let it get infected :thumbsup:
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Tomkat » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:29 am

Hows the pinky toe ? You thought any more about my amputation idea?
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:35 am

Tomkat wrote:Hows the pinky toe ? You thought any more about my amputation idea?


It's gone. Like a wounded animal in a trap I gnawed it off last night in an attempt to save my life.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby Tomkat » Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:07 am

ManlyMan wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Hows the pinky toe ? You thought any more about my amputation idea?


It's gone. Like a wounded animal in a trap I gnawed it off last night in an attempt to save my life.


Funny!

I bet it still hurts like a bitch. I have bashed my little toe a number of times, it never feels good.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby goodkarmarising » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:30 am

Just jam your thumb into the wall and you'll forget about the pain in your little toe.
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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:10 am

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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:12 am

assateague wrote:Image


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Re: Just rained down fire and fury on my little toe

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:48 pm

assateague wrote:Image

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