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The Oh Shit thread

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:50 pm

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby waterfowlman » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:00 pm

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby flight control » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:00 pm

Holy liftin fuck Batman. Did she kill anyone?
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:00 pm

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:01 pm

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby bill herian » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:03 pm

^

That is one of my biggest fears.
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:05 pm

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:06 pm

I was trying to mention the feeling that one gets in the gut when slipping like that. And I was trying to convey that Bill may have known what I was talking about regarding that issue. But there was no way for me to type it without sounding like I was having gay sex with Beel. I rewrote it about 5 times, and pictured you fuckers jumping on my statement like a pack of unrepentant hyenas. So, you get what we have here.
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby bill herian » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:11 pm

I was talking about falling in the shower.
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:14 pm

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:18 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Oh **** thread

Postby DC727 » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:19 pm

assateague wrote:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Re: The Oh **** thread

Postby huntfishnv » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:29 pm

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:33 pm

assateague wrote:I was trying to mention the feeling that one gets in the gut when slipping like that. And I was trying to convey that Bill may have known what I was talking about regarding that issue. But there was no way for me to type it without sounding like I was having gay sex with Beel. I rewrote it about 5 times, and pictured you fuckers jumping on my statement like a pack of unrepentant hyenas. So, you get what we have here.

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:34 pm

huntfishnv wrote:
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Extreme bowling!

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Re: The Oh **** thread

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:34 pm

Uh Oh, Nuff Daddy done went and got imself nocked up!
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:36 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Uh Oh, Nuff Daddy done went and got imself nocked up!

Whatever you do.... Don't smell the butt baby!
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:44 pm

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:45 pm

ducks~n~bucks wrote:Image

Reminds me of a Garth brooks song!
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby bill herian » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:46 pm

Theres a short nosed pete joke in there somewhere.
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:56 pm

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby jehler » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:18 am

assateague wrote:I was trying to mention the feeling that one gets in the gut when slipping like that. And I was trying to convey that Bill may have known what I was talking about regarding that issue. But there was no way for me to type it without sounding like I was having gay sex with Beel. I rewrote it about 5 times, and pictured you fuckers jumping on my statement like a pack of unrepentant hyenas. So, you get what we have here.
how would we know what it sounds like when you and bill have gay sex?
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:21 am

Nice try.
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby jehler » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:34 am

Yeah I was reaching, I think I could have done better
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Re: The Oh **** thread

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:36 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:Image

Reminds me of a Garth brooks song!


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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:57 pm

jehler wrote:Yeah I was reaching, I think I could have done better

It would have been a dandy next year.
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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:31 pm

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Re: The Oh Shit thread

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:38 pm

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