assateague wrote:And truthfully, few things would give me greater joy than having the dog listen to nobody BUT me. Then they'd have a clue how I feel around this place when I tell them to do something
jehler wrote:No drivers license till 2014
jehler wrote:No drivers license till 2014
lol'edassateague wrote:jehler wrote:No drivers license till 2014
The last time someone was driving one of my vehicles with no driver's license, we were drunk and I convinced him to run from the cops. I was shouting encouragement from the passenger seat. But alas, we didn't make it. Good run while it lasted, though.
I wish it was still this wayassateague wrote:I should add for the record, this was back in 86 or 87. When he caught us/we realized we weren't going to get away (it was a 1981 Ford Escort, after all, but we gave 'er hell), we pulled over. He gave us hell for a couple minutes, and searched us. We even tried to say that the beer cans in the back weren't ours, but I don't think he believed it. To show how much times have changed, he put us in the back of his car and kept my license. Drove us to my buddy's house, and told us he was going to keep checking all night, and if my car was moved, he was going to arrest us both. The next day, after getting the car, I was supposed to go to the cop shop to pick up my license, which is exactly the way it played out. Two drunk underage guys (one very underage) tried to outrun a cop for about 6 miles, and we were told "don't do it again", basically. Now we'd be in jail and in some freaking rehab program for 5 years.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
why isn't it?Redbeard wrote:I wish it was still this wayassateague wrote:I should add for the record, this was back in 86 or 87. When he caught us/we realized we weren't going to get away (it was a 1981 Ford Escort, after all, but we gave 'er hell), we pulled over. He gave us hell for a couple minutes, and searched us. We even tried to say that the beer cans in the back weren't ours, but I don't think he believed it. To show how much times have changed, he put us in the back of his car and kept my license. Drove us to my buddy's house, and told us he was going to keep checking all night, and if my car was moved, he was going to arrest us both. The next day, after getting the car, I was supposed to go to the cop shop to pick up my license, which is exactly the way it played out. Two drunk underage guys (one very underage) tried to outrun a cop for about 6 miles, and we were told "don't do it again", basically. Now we'd be in jail and in some freaking rehab program for 5 years.
jehler wrote:why isn't it?Redbeard wrote:I wish it was still this wayassateague wrote:I should add for the record, this was back in 86 or 87. When he caught us/we realized we weren't going to get away (it was a 1981 Ford Escort, after all, but we gave 'er hell), we pulled over. He gave us hell for a couple minutes, and searched us. We even tried to say that the beer cans in the back weren't ours, but I don't think he believed it. To show how much times have changed, he put us in the back of his car and kept my license. Drove us to my buddy's house, and told us he was going to keep checking all night, and if my car was moved, he was going to arrest us both. The next day, after getting the car, I was supposed to go to the cop shop to pick up my license, which is exactly the way it played out. Two drunk underage guys (one very underage) tried to outrun a cop for about 6 miles, and we were told "don't do it again", basically. Now we'd be in jail and in some freaking rehab program for 5 years.
jehler wrote:Attorneys huh, I figured. Worse than fucking bankers
lol, they can garnish my debts!DeadEye_Dan wrote:jehler wrote:Attorneys huh, I figured. Worse than fucking bankers
Careful. You could get sued for that.
assateague wrote:For fucking bankers?
DeadEye_Dan wrote:assateague wrote:For fucking bankers?
No. For insinuating that a mere lawyer has a comparable amount of evil as your run of the mill banker.
We take our shit seriously
mums the word Johnjehler wrote:why isn't it?Redbeard wrote:I wish it was still this wayassateague wrote:I should add for the record, this was back in 86 or 87. When he caught us/we realized we weren't going to get away (it was a 1981 Ford Escort, after all, but we gave 'er hell), we pulled over. He gave us hell for a couple minutes, and searched us. We even tried to say that the beer cans in the back weren't ours, but I don't think he believed it. To show how much times have changed, he put us in the back of his car and kept my license. Drove us to my buddy's house, and told us he was going to keep checking all night, and if my car was moved, he was going to arrest us both. The next day, after getting the car, I was supposed to go to the cop shop to pick up my license, which is exactly the way it played out. Two drunk underage guys (one very underage) tried to outrun a cop for about 6 miles, and we were told "don't do it again", basically. Now we'd be in jail and in some freaking rehab program for 5 years.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
I'm guessing your nickname at the time of this story was Bitey?Tomkat wrote:When I was a little boy we had a bearded cur dog named Tuffy. He was very loyal and protective.
One time I effed up in some kid way and my dad went to spank me (it was normal back then) Tuffy attacked him, and from that day forward, Dad had to secure Tuffy before I got a spanking. Another time in grade school I got into a fight at the bus stop, and Tuffy basiclly ended the fight. After that the other kid wanted to be my friend.
I have choosen that name for your new dog to give you a leg up for a loyal dog. Its a good name.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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