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Caption contest 3

Postby Woody » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:46 am

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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Flightstopper » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:50 am

Show me your tits?
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby flight control » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:56 am

Blonde: OMG here comes OBX
Brunette:Look at that bulge!
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:26 am

Huff, huff, pass?
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Mornin Beef » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:58 am

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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby waterfowlman » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:06 am

This is a test for you two ladies. Which one of you can suck the spout until the jug collapses?
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:39 pm

Let me sign your tank
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby capt1972 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:15 pm

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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby AKPirate » Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:17 pm

Take your bras off ladies!
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Goldfish » Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:27 pm

Nom nom nom

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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:54 pm

Open up.
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Flightstopper » Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:59 am

waterfowlman wrote:This is a test for you two ladies. Which one of you can suck the spout until the jug collapses?


Win
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Tomkat » Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:10 am

I'm Rick James, bitch!
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:19 am

Woody wrote:
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Hey ladies, I got some booze in this gas can. Want to guess what I am going to stick in your can?
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Goldfish » Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:23 am

Does this gas smell like chloroform?

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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Redbeard » Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:35 am

We're not cute enough for rebel, so we're gonna douse ourselves in gasoline and hope someone has a match
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:46 am

Goldfish wrote:Does this gas smell like chloroform?

sent from a phancy fone

:lol::lol:
That's what I was thinking.
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Woody » Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:22 pm

Damn, that white boy is smart!
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby Fowlplay » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:55 pm

Redbeard wrote:We're not cute enough for rebel, so we're gonna douse ourselves in gasoline and hope someone has a match

Lolz
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby huntall6 » Mon Apr 15, 2013 2:06 pm

Brunnette: im glad to see you embracing the california approved valve on your gas can!



Blonde: Potatoe!!!
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby aunt betty » Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:28 pm

They wouldn't let me put diesel fuel into a gas can. They were afraid I'd blow up a car or something.
Were ready to call the cops if I did it. BUT...It's ok to drink out of a gas can. You'll be fine. :thumbsup:
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby grizz18 » Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:31 pm

When you on that crunk juice, you gotta excuse
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby obxbufflehead » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:41 pm

flight control wrote:Blonde: OMG here comes OBX
Brunette:Look at that bulge!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: glad someone thought of me.
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Re: Caption contest 3

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:44 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:
flight control wrote:Blonde: OMG here comes OBX
Brunette:Look at that bulge!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: glad someone thought of me.


I think they are referring to your FUPA nub.
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