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Re: Hey John

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:38 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?
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Re: Hey John

Postby jehler » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:41 pm

assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?
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Re: Hey John

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:42 pm

You guys are rich.
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Re: Hey John

Postby jehler » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:42 pm

Not me, dans the one pimpin the opus x!
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Re: Hey John

Postby Flightstopper » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:43 pm

assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?

Lol, length and ring size. Come on Assa give it a shot, burn an $80 bill!
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Re: Hey John

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:44 pm

assateague wrote:You guys are rich.
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Re: Hey John

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:45 pm

assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?


The first number is the length in inches and the second number is the diameter in 1/60th inches.

You see the one item?? Box of 22 for $949...holy shit!!


The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.
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Re: Hey John

Postby one2many » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:48 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?


The first number is the length in inches and the second number is the diameter in 1/60th inches.


The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.

so that one is 50" long? shit thats huge
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Hey John

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:48 pm

Good hell. It could taste like cheesecake and I'd hate it, just because it cost so much.
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Re: Hey John

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:49 pm

one2many wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?


The first number is the length in inches and the second number is the diameter in 1/60th inches.


The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.

so that one is 50" long? shit thats huge

You could get lot more than an 0 in there!
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Re: Hey John

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:50 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?


The first number is the length in inches and the second number is the diameter in 1/60th inches.


The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.



That's how I'm going to measure my junk from now on.
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Re: Hey John

Postby one2many » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:51 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
one2many wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?


The first number is the length in inches and the second number is the diameter in 1/60th inches.


The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.

so that one is 50" long? shit thats huge

You could get lot more than an 0 in there!

hell yes!!!! the cigar would be the cheep part of that party toy
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Hey John

Postby one2many » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:53 pm

assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?


The first number is the length in inches and the second number is the diameter in 1/60th inches.


The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.



That's how I'm going to measure my junk from now on.

50 long and 48/60 th wide. i would have the numbers all messed up and people would laugh at me
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Hey John

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:53 pm

assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?


The first number is the length in inches and the second number is the diameter in 1/60th inches.


The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.



That's how I'm going to measure my junk from now on.



I'd like to but I can't. Improper fractions and what not.
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Re: Hey John

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:03 pm

No such thing. You can buy 5/4 deck board all day.
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Re: Hey John

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:04 pm

Somebody's gonna go measure their junk before this is over.
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Re: Hey John

Postby Bulldog0156 » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:04 pm

one2many wrote:
assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:$79 for a single cigar seems reasonable to you??


Oh, fuck no. I thought the "x50" or "x48" was the number of cigars you're getting. What the fuck is that? Those are per cigar rpices?


The first number is the length in inches and the second number is the diameter in 1/60th inches.


The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.



That's how I'm going to measure my junk from now on.

50 long and 48/60 th wide. i would have the numbers all messed up and people would laugh at me



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Re: Hey John

Postby assateague » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:05 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Somebody's gonna go measure their junk before this is over.


130/60ths.
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Re: Hey John

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:07 pm

assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Somebody's gonna go measure their junk before this is over.


130/60ths.


Diameter, not Circumference.
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Re: Hey John

Postby Flightstopper » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:08 pm

assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Somebody's gonna go measure their junk before this is over.


130/60ths.

Thought you only owned mares?
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Re: Hey John

Postby jehler » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:11 pm

assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Somebody's gonna go measure their junk before this is over.


130/60ths.
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Re: Hey John

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:45 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.


This is how Dan tried to explain he's not rich. Cracked my shit up.
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Re: Hey John

Postby jehler » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:45 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.


This is how Dan tried to explain he's not rich. Cracked my shit up.
yeah I saw right through that one too
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Re: Hey John

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:54 pm

I'll have you guys know - I flew commercial flights on that trip to Alaska, with commoners!!
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Re: Hey John

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:42 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I'll have you guys know - I flew commercial flights on that trip to Alaska, with commoners!!

Damn shame, hope they didn't get their "poor" on you.
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Re: Hey John

Postby Woody » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:52 pm

That is one of the funnies strings of posts I have ever read! :lol:
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Re: Hey John

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:57 pm

jehler wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:The Opus X are sold by the piece. And I've smoked exactly 1 in my entire life, and that was to celebrate killing my first Harli in Alaska.


This is how Dan tried to explain he's not rich. Cracked my shit up.
yeah I saw right through that one too


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Re: Hey John

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:04 pm

Damn. You. Guys.
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Re: Hey John

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:07 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I'll have you guys know - I flew commercial flights on that trip to Alaska, with commoners!!

Damn shame, hope they didn't get their "poor" on you.


Between busy days of rape and pillage, I rarely have time to associate wit the downtrodden of society.
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Re: Hey John

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:45 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I'll have you guys know - I flew commercial flights on that trip to Alaska, with commoners!!

Damn shame, hope they didn't get their "poor" on you.


Between busy days of rape and pillage, I rarely have time to associate wit the downtrodden of society.

Not to worry with your plane purchase, that'll be in the past..... but UR will still look down his nose at you for {shiver} flying it yourself.
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