Governors letter to Assateague

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Governors letter to Assateague

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:46 am



Dear Mr Assateague,

It has come to our attention that you are seriouisly in arears regarding your rainwater tax payments.

According to the Maryland Department of Revenue, you currently owe the Commonwealth $14,759.23 through April 1, 2013.

While we appreciate that this may be a bit of an inconvience, we are firmly commited to cleaning up the Chesapeake Bay and your participation is mandatory.

Failure to forward this amount will result in additional interest and penalitys, including jail time.

Please respond to this notice with in 30 days or we will be forced to begin legal proceedings.

Be advised that the Department of Revenue does NOT accept personal checks.

We are closed for the following holidays: New years day, Martin Luther King Jr day, Presidents day, Valentines day, St Patricks day, Spring Egg day, May day, Memorial day, Juneteenth day, 4th of July, labor Day, Columbus day, Veterens day, Gay pride day, Columbus day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, day after Thanksgiving, Kwanza, and Winter Holiday Eve, Winter Holiday, and New Years Eve.

Sincerly,

Martin O'Malley
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Re: Governors letter to Assateague

Postby assateague » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:57 am

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Re: Governors letter to Assateague

Postby goodkarmarising » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:00 am

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Re: Governors letter to Assateague

Postby QH's Paw » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:01 am

Careful TK, you'll have Assa out shopping for pressure cookers and filling propane cylinders. :o
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Re: Governors letter to Assateague

Postby assateague » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:02 am

Ironically enough, I do need a new pressure cooker, after bubbling the bottom on my old one. But I'm scared to buy one, now. And I was eyeballing 40# propane tanks yesterday morning, too :lol: I go through a lot running the turkey cooker, and decided it'd be easier if I just bought a 40. But those damn things are $90.
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Re: Governors letter to Assateague

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:06 am

assateague wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:


WOW-

Those anger management classes are really working for you! I thought the governors letter might....irriatate you :D :fishing:
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Re: Governors letter to Assateague

Postby Woody » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:09 am

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Re: Governors letter to Assateague

Postby flight control » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:21 am

assateague wrote:Ironically enough, I do need a new pressure cooker, after bubbling the bottom on my old one. But I'm scared to buy one, now. And I was eyeballing 40# propane tanks yesterday morning, too :lol: I go through a lot running the turkey cooker, and decided it'd be easier if I just bought a 40. But those damn things are $90.

You eat a lot of turkey do ya? :mrgreen:
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Re: Governors letter to Assateague

Postby jehler » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:35 am

flight control wrote:
assateague wrote:Ironically enough, I do need a new pressure cooker, after bubbling the bottom on my old one. But I'm scared to buy one, now. And I was eyeballing 40# propane tanks yesterday morning, too :lol: I go through a lot running the turkey cooker, and decided it'd be easier if I just bought a 40. But those damn things are $90.

You eat a lot of turkey do ya? :mrgreen:
open an account at a gas company and get 100 pounders and a longer hose, way more economical and you don't have to buy the tank, just swap em out
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Re: Governors letter to Assateague

Postby Bulldog0156 » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:37 am

assateague wrote:Ironically enough, I do need a new pressure cooker, after bubbling the bottom on my old one. But I'm scared to buy one, now. And I was eyeballing 40# propane tanks yesterday morning, too :lol: I go through a lot running the turkey cooker, and decided it'd be easier if I just bought a 40. But those damn things are $90.

you could get a backup 20 pounder :lol:
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Re: Governors letter to Assateague

Postby JustinNH » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:41 am

Tomkat wrote:
We are closed for the following holidays: New years day, Martin Luther King Jr day, Presidents day, Valentines day, St Patricks day, Spring Egg day, May day, Memorial day, Juneteenth day, 4th of July, labor Day, Columbus day, Veterens day, Gay pride day, Columbus day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, day after Thanksgiving, Kwanza, and Winter Holiday Eve, Winter Holiday, and New Years Eve.


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