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Re: Redbeard

Postby Westie25 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:27 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Westie25 wrote:Ah yes. I'm good then. Way north of San Fran.

Well sir welcome to the red neck sector.:)


I don't know that you're ready for the degree of redneck that's coming to your state.
don't kid yourself. The south ain't the only place to find rednecks

I'm pumped to meet other rednecks.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Olly » Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:28 pm

Redbeard wrote: don't kid yourself. The south ain't the only place to find squared toe boots


He will fit in just fine.

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Re: Redbeard

Postby Goldfish » Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:37 pm

Would you all quit playing grab (my redneck) ass.

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Re: Redbeard

Postby DC727 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:07 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
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Westie25 wrote:Look! It's the emerald city
watch out for the flying monkeys!

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****! ****! Runnnnnn mother ****!


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Re: Redbeard

Postby Redbeard » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:19 pm

jarbo03 wrote:This is how ya do it. Headin to a bonfire with the neighbor friend, jeans, flip flops and camo pullover. I don't own a vest. How is that.
wranglers, flip flops and cheap beer...that's my idea of redneck
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Redbeard » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:20 pm

Westie25 wrote:Vests are where it's at bro.
you wear square toed boots and a vest to my place, I'll punch you in the mouth
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Westie25 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:21 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Westie25 wrote:Vests are where it's at bro.
you wear square toed boots and a vest to my place, I'll punch you in the mouth

Oh I can't wait for 4 people to walk up to your front door with vests and square toed boots on.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Redbeard » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:22 pm

Westie25 wrote:
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what the hell Westie
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Westie25 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:26 pm

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what the hell Westie


I have no answer. These are the things I do to hunt and fish at will.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby QH's Paw » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:11 am

Olly wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Well sir welcome to the red neck sector.:)


I don't know that you're ready for the degree of redneck that's coming to your state.

I think you'd be surprised.


I'm at a ballet in a vest and square toe boots. And jeans. Redneck.


Squared toe boots for men that want to look pretty.

Bullshit, I wear square toe boots. You tryin' to say I look purdy? We're gonna have to renegotiate my goon contract if thats the way you feel. :evil:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby QH's Paw » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:14 am

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This is red neck life.

You ain't redneck, 'cause you got carpets in your trailer.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:22 am

So are squaretoe boots in or out? I need to know if I'm going to fit in...I may or may not have some...
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Re: Redbeard

Postby AKPirate » Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:05 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:So are squaretoe boots in or out? I need to know if I'm going to fit in...I may or may not have some...


Just be yourself. Half of these guys don't wear shoes and have large foreheads. :mrgreen:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:25 am

AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:So are squaretoe boots in or out? I need to know if I'm going to fit in...I may or may not have some...


Just be yourself. Half of these guys don't wear shoes and have large foreheads. :mrgreen:

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Re: Redbeard

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:00 am

Fiveheads?
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:09 am

3legged_lab wrote:
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Westie25 wrote:Not a secret. Thinking about making a trip to that side of the United States.

Don't do it there is already to many people here.

And gays everywhere


That's why he's coming.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:09 am

HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Westie25 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:32 am

ManlyMan wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Westie25 wrote:Not a secret. Thinking about making a trip to that side of the United States.

Don't do it there is already to many people here.

And gays everywhere


That's why he's coming.

Easy there slim wrists.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:40 am

Westie25 wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Westie25 wrote:Not a secret. Thinking about making a trip to that side of the United States.

Don't do it there is already to many people here.

And gays everywhere


That's why he's coming.

Easy there slim wrists.


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Re: Redbeard

Postby aunt betty » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:43 am

Think he went tp Denver on 4/20?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:44 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:So are squaretoe boots in or out? I need to know if I'm going to fit in...I may or may not have some...
out

I'm a traditionalist. All my boots are classic western toe. Square is for needle dicks and OBAMA! supporters.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:44 am

I'm just kidding.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:45 am

Sez the guy wearing a sun dial on his slender, girlish wrists.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:48 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Sez the guy wearing a sun dial on his slender, girlish wrists.


I prefer "outdoor sport instrument"
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:50 am

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No way you're not getting laid with these.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:37 am

Exactly. He might even let you keep them on while he's effing you in the anoose.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:53 am

ManlyMan wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:So are squaretoe boots in or out? I need to know if I'm going to fit in...I may or may not have some...
out

I'm a traditionalist. All my boots are classic western toe. Square is for needle dicks and OBAMA! supporters.


Square toe boots were part of the US Cavalry uniform. If you go to the Lincoln Memorial he is wearing square toe boots.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:55 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Exactly. He might even let you keep them on while he's effing you in the anoose.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Olly » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:55 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:Square toe boots were part of the US Cavalry uniform. If you go to the Lincoln Memorial he is wearing square toe boots.


Using the worst president in the history of the U.S. isn't going to win this argument. :lol:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:56 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:So are squaretoe boots in or out? I need to know if I'm going to fit in...I may or may not have some...
out

I'm a traditionalist. All my boots are classic western toe. Square is for needle dicks and OBAMA! supporters.


Square toe boots were part of the US Cavalry uniform. If you go to the Lincoln Memorial he is wearing square toe boots.



All the more reason to never wear them. They are symbols of an occupying army, and an overbearing tyrannical dictator.
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