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Re: Redbeard

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:57 am

Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Square toe boots were part of the US Cavalry uniform. If you go to the Lincoln Memorial he is wearing square toe boots.


Using the worst president in the history of the U.S. isn't going to win this argument. :lol:


Wasn't trying to win any arguments just pointing out that they have been around for a while.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:57 am

So has malaria.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Olly » Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:19 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Square toe boots were part of the US Cavalry uniform. If you go to the Lincoln Memorial he is wearing square toe boots.


Using the worst president in the history of the U.S. isn't going to win this argument. :lol:


Wasn't trying to win any arguments just pointing out that they have been around for a while.


I just like to point out how much I hate Lincoln as much as I can :lol:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:04 am

assateague wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:So are squaretoe boots in or out? I need to know if I'm going to fit in...I may or may not have some...
out

I'm a traditionalist. All my boots are classic western toe. Square is for needle dicks and OBAMA! supporters.


Square toe boots were part of the US Cavalry uniform. If you go to the Lincoln Memorial he is wearing square toe boots.



All the more reason to never wear them. They are symbols of an occupying army, and an overbearing tyrannical dictator.


Amen.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:00 pm

Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Square toe boots were part of the US Cavalry uniform. If you go to the Lincoln Memorial he is wearing square toe boots.


Using the worst president in the history of the U.S. isn't going to win this argument. :lol:


Wasn't trying to win any arguments just pointing out that they have been around for a while.


I just like to point out how much I hate Lincoln as much as I can :lol:

Lincoln actually wasn't that bad, he was going to send em all back.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:22 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Sez the guy wearing a sun dial on his slender, girlish wrists.


No shit. He posted the pic of his watch in the turkey thread and I thought it was his battle shield.

Or it was one of those "two-in-one" gadgets, a watch/umbrella.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:23 pm

It's as big as a damn hubcap.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Redbeard » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:25 pm

Botiz630 wrote:It's as big as a damn hubcap.
it replaced his smartphone
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:33 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:It's as big as a damn hubcap.
it replaced his smartphone


And his satellite dish.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:34 pm

And that was a big fish.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:37 pm

You know, doc, next time you are turkey hunting you could probably use that watch as a plate for your Chipotle.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Redbeard » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:04 pm

Bond. Doctor Bond
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:41 pm

assateague wrote:And that was a big fish.


Damn autocorrect. I typed "dish" and watched it change to "fish" as I was pressing send. Thought I could fix it before anyone saw.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Olly » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:02 pm

Doc, don't be swayed by these haters. I dig the watch, if you were single I bet you could pull some major hippie tail with a watch like that.

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Re: Redbeard

Postby Redbeard » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:05 pm

Olly wrote:Doc, don't be swayed by these haters. I dig the watch, if you were single I bet you could pull some major hippie tail with a watch like that.

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uhh wrong. Hippies have no need for watches. Time means nothing to them.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:11 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Olly wrote:Doc, don't be swayed by these haters. I dig the watch, if you were single I bet you could pull some major hippie tail with a watch like that.

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uhh wrong. Hippies have no need for watches. Time means nothing to them.

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Re: Redbeard

Postby Tomkat » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:52 pm

Yeah I want to see that whiskey tango watch in person. I may need to put that on my mail box to warn off low flying air craft.


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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:05 am

It's not that big.

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Re: Redbeard

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:05 am

TWSS.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:07 am

Oh, no, we've given Doc a complex.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:31 am

Olly wrote:Doc, don't be swayed by these haters. I dig the watch, if you were single I bet you could pull some major hippie tail with a watch like that.

Sent from my phone.


Hippies?!?!?

That's the exact opposite I'm going for!

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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:32 am

assateague wrote:Oh, no, we've given Doc a complex.


Any more blasphemous talk of my watch will result in termination of our friendship!
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Re: Redbeard

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:38 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Tomkat » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:03 am

Damn that watch is freaking huge.

I can't understand why your girl friend wouldn't be proud to be seen with you....it makes a fashion statment that says "It may look like a casio, but it costs like a Timex."
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Re: Redbeard

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:16 pm

Do you need bifocals to read that watch?
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Re: Redbeard

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:50 pm

Tomkat wrote:Damn that watch is freaking huge.

I can't understand why your girl friend wouldn't be proud to be seen with you....it makes a fashion statment that says "It may look like a casio, but it costs like a Timex."

Is a Timex spendy?
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Re: Redbeard

Postby waterfowlman » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:40 pm

ManlyMan wrote:It's not that big.

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Get rid of that toy, man up, buy a Rolex submariner and get it over with.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:49 pm

waterfowlman wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:It's not that big.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1366812305.987421.jpg


Get rid of that toy, man up, buy a Rolex submariner and get it over with.


I was surprised to see this wasn't Dan who posted this^^^

Manly Doc I got this one last fall:
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:49 pm

waterfowlman wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:It's not that big.

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Get rid of that toy, man up, buy a Rolex submariner and get it over with.


Man I love a black faced submariner date. Those are true panty droppers. But honestly I don't think I could ever buy one. I honestly can't tell time on an analog watch.
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Re: Redbeard

Postby ManlyMan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:49 pm

Woody wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:It's not that big.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1366812305.987421.jpg


Get rid of that toy, man up, buy a Rolex submariner and get it over with.


I was surprised to see this wasn't Dan who posted this^^^

Manly Doc I got this one last fall:
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What do you think?


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