Duck Dynasty

Place for general and off topic Waterfowl talk.

Duck Dynasty

Postby Olly » Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:45 pm

tKX3vTc.jpg


Har har
YOU MUST REGISTER TO VIEW THIS IMAGE.
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
User avatar
Olly
WFF Administrator
 
Posts: 15522
Joined: Wed May 30, 2012 9:05 am

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:17 pm

Cleaver
User avatar
NuffDaddy
WFF Forum Moderator
 
Posts: 10142
Joined: Sun Aug 19, 2012 2:05 pm
Location: Saginaw Bay, Michigan

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby Goldfish » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:09 pm

Not too many people know the play Ducklet.


I know that one is bad, but it's the best I could come up with for Shakespeare and a duck

sent from a phancy fone
My absolute favorite time of the day is from just before dawn, until just after. Most folks will spend their entire lives in bed sleeping through that magical hour - Mean Gene
User avatar
Goldfish
 
Posts: 7009
Joined: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:33 am
Location: Up Nort Dontchaknow

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby bill herian » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:24 pm

"I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another"

-Hamlet, Act 3 Scene 1
User avatar
bill herian
 
Posts: 2375
Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:28 am
Location: The Takagura Dojo

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby assateague » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:36 pm

"Yet among any men, thine own being standest among giants, nor forsake thine family honour yet with mercurial fortune"
-Othello, Act 5, Scene II
User avatar
assateague
 
Posts: 23627
Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:52 pm
Location: Eastern Shore, People's Republic of Maryland

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:41 pm

I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking bout, and that makes me proud.
TAZ 2014-15 birds

Ducks: 57
Geese: 59
Pheasant: 4
Quail: 2
Prairie Chicken: 4
Dove: 168
User avatar
jarbo03
 
Posts: 11757
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:02 pm
Location: Here and there

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby bill herian » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:45 pm

"Blow winds, and crack your cheeks!"

- King Lear Act 3 Scene 2
User avatar
bill herian
 
Posts: 2375
Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:28 am
Location: The Takagura Dojo

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby jehler » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:47 pm

My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line
FREE THE QUOTE STREAM!
User avatar
jehler
 
Posts: 11453
Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:18 pm

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby bill herian » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:04 pm

jehler wrote:My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line


Macbeth was good but its tough to beat Othello if they cast the right person for Iago.

All that comes to mind when I think of the Merchant of Venice is Al Pacino screaming "Duckets!"
User avatar
bill herian
 
Posts: 2375
Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:28 am
Location: The Takagura Dojo

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby assateague » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:16 pm

jehler wrote:My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line


I don't either. But I can make shit up all night.
User avatar
assateague
 
Posts: 23627
Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:52 pm
Location: Eastern Shore, People's Republic of Maryland

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:33 pm

"But hark! What light through yonder window breaks? Tis' the neighbors bedroom light and his Frau doth changeth her frock this late spring eve"

Peepers Act 1, scene 1
Cover your ears, Darlin'
User avatar
DeadEye_Dan
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 7164
Joined: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:59 am
Location: The Zoo

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:39 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:"But hark! What light through yonder window breaks? Tis' the neighbors bedroom light and his Frau doth changeth her frock this late spring eve"

Peepers Act 1, scene 1


:lol:
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
User avatar
3legged_lab
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 17344
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:19 pm
Location: OREGON

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:40 pm

You've seen that one too??!


Lol
Cover your ears, Darlin'
User avatar
DeadEye_Dan
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 7164
Joined: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:59 am
Location: The Zoo

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:44 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:You've seen that one too??!


Lol

Its just that yours was the only one I can understand.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
User avatar
3legged_lab
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 17344
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:19 pm
Location: OREGON

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby assateague » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:48 pm

"Forsooth, thou sayest not of the heart, but of the strings of destiny rather in thine own time"
-Henry VII, Act 2, Scene III
User avatar
assateague
 
Posts: 23627
Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:52 pm
Location: Eastern Shore, People's Republic of Maryland

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:12 pm

"From thou yonder window, towards thy wall. Continueth, 'til the perspiration runneth down mine balls. Whence all thy females crawl. Awwwe skete', skete' materfucker. Awe skete', skete' gotdamneth"

Musings of a Black Man, Act 3, scene 4
Cover your ears, Darlin'
User avatar
DeadEye_Dan
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 7164
Joined: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:59 am
Location: The Zoo

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby Weston81 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:27 pm

Dost thou get low?
Weston81
 
Posts: 609
Joined: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:49 pm

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:30 pm

Dost thou twerketh?
Cover your ears, Darlin'
User avatar
DeadEye_Dan
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 7164
Joined: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:59 am
Location: The Zoo

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby Weston81 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:38 pm

Can thou say, "3, 6, 9, damn this winch be fine"?
Weston81
 
Posts: 609
Joined: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:49 pm

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby Weston81 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:38 pm

Where was this for the 100k thread?
Weston81
 
Posts: 609
Joined: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:49 pm

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby Weston81 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:40 pm

I think that ManlyMan would enjoy the pic Olly posted in his den. It is about as alpha as they come, maybe a spoonbill could make it a little more alpah.
Weston81
 
Posts: 609
Joined: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:49 pm

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby Tomkat » Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:53 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Dost thou twerketh?


And you don't like Haihu?????
User avatar
Tomkat
 
Posts: 6869
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:46 pm

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby jehler » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:38 am

assateague wrote:
jehler wrote:My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line


I don't either. But I can make shit up all night.
if I had my old phone back this would be child's play
FREE THE QUOTE STREAM!
User avatar
jehler
 
Posts: 11453
Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:18 pm

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby assateague » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:39 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
assateague
 
Posts: 23627
Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:52 pm
Location: Eastern Shore, People's Republic of Maryland

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby assateague » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:39 am

For real loling.
User avatar
assateague
 
Posts: 23627
Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:52 pm
Location: Eastern Shore, People's Republic of Maryland

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:14 am

"Hark! Be thou females in thine parlor, fornicating. Thee shall remain until the third hour, What therefore shall I doest? Shite! Thou dost have a portion of prophylactics and mine companions doth as well.
Douse the lantern! Shut the clapboards! Thou dost not lovest thy harlot? Thee shall imbibe an mere ounce, hooligans up, harlots down, whilst thy materfuckers dance a bit"

Spirits and Fruit Extracts, Act 1, scene 2
Cover your ears, Darlin'
User avatar
DeadEye_Dan
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 7164
Joined: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:59 am
Location: The Zoo

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby sws002 » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:40 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:"Hark! Be thou females in thine parlor, fornicating. Thee shall remain until the third hour, What therefore shall I doest? Shite! Thou dost have a portion of prophylactics and mine companions doth as well.
Douse the lantern! Shut the clapboards! Thou dost not lovest thy harlot? Thee shall imbibe an mere ounce, hooligans up, harlots down, whilst thy materfuckers dance a bit"

Spirits and Fruit Extracts, Act 1, scene 2


Methinks Dan has too much time on his hands. Regardless.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
To achieve success, one must possess dedication, passion and a boatload of decoys.
#LagunaMadre2k14
User avatar
sws002
 
Posts: 2577
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:47 pm

Re: Duck Dynasty

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:13 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:"From thou yonder window, towards thy wall. Continueth, 'til the perspiration runneth down mine balls. Whence all thy females crawl. Awwwe skete', skete' materfucker. Awe skete', skete' gotdamneth"

Musings of a Black Man, Act 3, scene 4



DeadEye_Dan wrote:"Hark! Be thou females in thine parlor, fornicating. Thee shall remain until the third hour, What therefore shall I doest? Shite! Thou dost have a portion of prophylactics and mine companions doth as well.
Douse the lantern! Shut the clapboards! Thou dost not lovest thy harlot? Thee shall imbibe an mere ounce, hooligans up, harlots down, whilst thy materfuckers dance a bit"

Spirits and Fruit Extracts, Act 1, scene 2


fucking quality right there! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:18 pm
huntall6 wrote:MT is right.



totally sig worthy!
User avatar
(MT)Montanafowler
 
Posts: 3707
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:19 pm


Return to The Blind

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 144 guests