Duck Dynasty

[Olly]

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Har har

[NuffDaddy]

Cleaver

[Goldfish]

Not too many people know the play Ducklet.


I know that one is bad, but it's the best I could come up with for Shakespeare and a duck

sent from a phancy fone

[bill herian]

"I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another"

-Hamlet, Act 3 Scene 1

[assateague]

"Yet among any men, thine own being standest among giants, nor forsake thine family honour yet with mercurial fortune"
-Othello, Act 5, Scene II

[jarbo03]

I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking bout, and that makes me proud.

[bill herian]

"Blow winds, and crack your cheeks!"

- King Lear Act 3 Scene 2

[jehler]

My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line

[bill herian]

My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line

Macbeth was good but its tough to beat Othello if they cast the right person for Iago.

All that comes to mind when I think of the Merchant of Venice is Al Pacino screaming "Duckets!"

[assateague]

My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line

I don't either. But I can make shit up all night.

[DeadEye_Dan]

"But hark! What light through yonder window breaks? Tis' the neighbors bedroom light and his Frau doth changeth her frock this late spring eve"

Peepers Act 1, scene 1

[3legged_lab]

"But hark! What light through yonder window breaks? Tis' the neighbors bedroom light and his Frau doth changeth her frock this late spring eve"

Peepers Act 1, scene 1

[DeadEye_Dan]

You've seen that one too??!


Lol

[3legged_lab]

You've seen that one too??!


Lol

Its just that yours was the only one I can understand.

[assateague]

"Forsooth, thou sayest not of the heart, but of the strings of destiny rather in thine own time"
-Henry VII, Act 2, Scene III

[DeadEye_Dan]

"From thou yonder window, towards thy wall. Continueth, 'til the perspiration runneth down mine balls. Whence all thy females crawl. Awwwe skete', skete' materfucker. Awe skete', skete' gotdamneth"

Musings of a Black Man, Act 3, scene 4

[Weston81]

Dost thou get low?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Dost thou twerketh?

[Weston81]

Can thou say, "3, 6, 9, damn this winch be fine"?

[Weston81]

Where was this for the 100k thread?

[Weston81]

I think that ManlyMan would enjoy the pic Olly posted in his den. It is about as alpha as they come, maybe a spoonbill could make it a little more alpah.

[Tomkat]

Dost thou twerketh?

And you don't like Haihu?????

[jehler]

My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line

I don't either. But I can make shit up all night.

if I had my old phone back this would be child's play

[assateague]

[assateague]

For real loling.

[DeadEye_Dan]

"Hark! Be thou females in thine parlor, fornicating. Thee shall remain until the third hour, What therefore shall I doest? Shite! Thou dost have a portion of prophylactics and mine companions doth as well.
Douse the lantern! Shut the clapboards! Thou dost not lovest thy harlot? Thee shall imbibe an mere ounce, hooligans up, harlots down, whilst thy materfuckers dance a bit"

Spirits and Fruit Extracts, Act 1, scene 2

[sws002]

"Hark! Be thou females in thine parlor, fornicating. Thee shall remain until the third hour, What therefore shall I doest? Shite! Thou dost have a portion of prophylactics and mine companions doth as well.
Douse the lantern! Shut the clapboards! Thou dost not lovest thy harlot? Thee shall imbibe an mere ounce, hooligans up, harlots down, whilst thy materfuckers dance a bit"

Spirits and Fruit Extracts, Act 1, scene 2

Methinks Dan has too much time on his hands. Regardless.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

"From thou yonder window, towards thy wall. Continueth, 'til the perspiration runneth down mine balls. Whence all thy females crawl. Awwwe skete', skete' materfucker. Awe skete', skete' gotdamneth"

Musings of a Black Man, Act 3, scene 4

"Hark! Be thou females in thine parlor, fornicating. Thee shall remain until the third hour, What therefore shall I doest? Shite! Thou dost have a portion of prophylactics and mine companions doth as well.
Douse the lantern! Shut the clapboards! Thou dost not lovest thy harlot? Thee shall imbibe an mere ounce, hooligans up, harlots down, whilst thy materfuckers dance a bit"

Spirits and Fruit Extracts, Act 1, scene 2

fucking quality right there!