TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[Tomkat]

Spinning winds
descend on oklahoma
looking for food

[Olly]

Goddammit Tomkat
Syllables count failed again
Can't win at own game

Sent from my phone.

[Tomkat]

TomKat dont care
About silly rules of haiku
He make his own

Olly is burnt
Long day at beach with trim
Baby Ollie come soon?


Love trailer park boys
true story of USCG men
set in Canada, not dixie.

[assateague]

Tom- honey badger
He just doesn't give a shit
Badger-like haiku.

[Tomkat]

Assateague, you are starting to get it!

That one made my sig line

[Tomkat]

Aunt Betty videos

He work hard to share
many videos with deep meaning
no one seem to care

[Tomkat]

Grizz and Flight Control
Hand over those smokes on demand
Like Trevor and Cory

[flight control]

Hey Tomkat knock konck
Fuckin drunk spervisor
don't make no sense

All dressed up like
Indianapolis Jones
With a bumblebee

[assateague]

[Tomkat]

Married 20 years
time goes by ever so quick
Yesterday on honeymoon

No baby, no debts
work hard save much money
stock market is good

Momma, daddy and
big brown dog named brandy
there's no place like home

Many sun sets passed
time is a predator stalking us all
eternal rest next to my wife

In heaven with Brandy dog
and wife, family, all who are gone
Including my black and white cat.

[assateague]

You should move on to sonnets. May slow this thread down a tad.

[Tomkat]

You should move on to sonnets. May slow this thread down a tad.

I thought about that, but I am really, really good at haiku. Its a speciality of mine. Remeber: 5-7-5

[assateague]

I'm going to post some picks in the UDS thread. I built a small "smokestack" out of an old tailpipe I had laying around. I think it's going to look pretty sharp. Still waiting on my thermometer.

[Feelin' Fowl]

You should move on to sonnets. May slow this thread down a tad.

I think an epic may be in order. Then, finally, someone, ANYONE can use the word epic properly.

Your night last night was NOT an incredibly long poem about a legend kids!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[Tomkat]

You should move on to sonnets. May slow this thread down a tad.

I think an epic may be in order. Then, finally, someone, ANYONE can use the word epic properly.

Your night last night was NOT an incredibly long poem about a legend kids!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

holy crap! I dont know if I am up for that....if I could write one on here a week at a time with a locked thread I might consider it....

Epic: a long narrative poem in elevated style presenting characters of high position in adventures forming an organic whole through their relation to a central heroic figure and through their development of episodes important to the history of a nation or race. (Harmon and Holman)

I would have to be able to cuss, be crude, and say any damn thing I wanted. Interesting idea....lots of characters on this site to draw from.

HHhmmmmmmm......

[Feelin' Fowl]

Do it TK!

[Woody]

You should move on to sonnets. May slow this thread down a tad.

I think an epic may be in order. Then, finally, someone, ANYONE can use the word epic properly.

Your night last night was NOT an incredibly long poem about a legend kids!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

holy crap! I dont know if I am up for that....if I could write one on here a week at a time with a locked thread I might consider it....

Just save it as a draft until it is done.

[Tomkat]

You should move on to sonnets. May slow this thread down a tad.

I think an epic may be in order. Then, finally, someone, ANYONE can use the word epic properly.

Your night last night was NOT an incredibly long poem about a legend kids!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

holy crap! I dont know if I am up for that....if I could write one on here a week at a time with a locked thread I might consider it....

Just save it as a draft until it is done.

Good idea.

[Tomkat]

Meeting Lanie's teacher

Cancelled first meeting
Angry words, accusations, tears
Jim make teacher cry

Lanie gets all A's
Or worse, seh get all F's
Daddy love his girl

Hot for teacher
Authority figure, young and supple
No tell wifey, ok?

[assateague]

A bad mood today
Doesn't bode well for the school
Will pull no punches.

[assateague]

Built smokestack last night
Almost done with the smoker
Just some welding left.

[Tomkat]

Maryland, my maryland!
The socialist state of Maryland
Why not move west?

[Tomkat]

Built smokestack last night
Almost done with the smoker
Just some welding left.

Sunday cousin come visit
We shoot gun; pistosl rifles shotguns
Eat slab of ribs

UDS smoker very best
Gift from god, makes great food
Try hickory and mesquite wood

[assateague]

Your haiku is starting to sound like you're speaking injun.

[Woody]

Your haiku is starting to sound like you're speaking injun.

Chief Twinkle Kitty

[Tomkat]

Your haiku is starting to sound like you're speaking injun.

Jim, I have to ask you that you not use racial slurs on my haiku thread.

I celebrate diversity in all its forms, and embrace the differences between us that actually makes us more alike than different.

There is a 50/50 chance you will honor my request.

[assateague]

I just placed up a rainbow banner next to my recliner in the office to signify that there is a sense of security and inclusion to all when they are in my space. Sorry for the transgression.

[Tomkat]

I just placed up a rainbow banner next to my recliner in the office to signify that there is a sense of security and inclusion to all when they are in my space. Sorry for the transgression.

Damn, we are both hell fire liars today!!!!

[Bootlipkiller]

This thread causes fire,
A fire burning in my butt,
Bloody shits and burning,

[jarbo03]

This thread causes fire,
A fire burning in my butt,
Bloody shits and burning,

That probably has nothing to do with haiku, regardless of how bad they are.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand