Bacon Wave?

[aunt betty]

Has to be the dumbest way ever thought up to cook bacon.

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[Blast & Cast]

That right there is....... Un-American

[rebelp74]

Crunchy bacon is....... Un-American

Fify

[aunt betty]

Crunchy bacon is....... Un-American

I love crunchy bacon

Hehe. You go next.

[rebelp74]

Crunchy bacon is....... Un-American

I love crunchy bacon

My bacon wave makes the best crunchy bacon in the world.

Tag!

[NuffDaddy]

I'm gay

[NuffDaddy]

Take that

[rebelp74]

You are the one that typed it, sooo.....

[NuffDaddy]

You are the one that typed it, sooo.....

Yeah, but you said it....See

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[rebelp74]

pffffttttt!

[flight control]

Wow! This one really went downhill fast

[rebelp74]

Wow! This one really went downhill fast

It's a bacon wave. It never really had a future.

[assateague]

Yeah, we weren't really starting from the pinnacle of information.

[flight control]

True

[aunt betty]

18 pages of "how to cook bacon" argument.
Only takes one to agree that bacon wave is retarded.

[don taylor]

If I told you that I was going to bombard something with microwave radiation until the molecules vibrated so much, they caused heat, would you still eat it?

Microwaves are foul. We wonder why people get so many intestinal problems. Crohn's, diverticulitis, irritable bowel, food allergies, heart burn, acid reflux, cancers and then wonder why a doctor wants to stick a finger up your butt when you're 40.

TV's aren't the only idiot boxes. Cook your food over fire.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Have you been here this whole time or did you just show back up?

[aunt betty]

If I told you that I was going to bombard something with microwave radiation until the molecules vibrated so much, they caused heat, would you still eat it?

Microwaves are foul. We wonder why people get so many intestinal problems. Crohn's, diverticulitis, irritable bowel, food allergies, heart burn, acid reflux, cancers and then wonder why a doctor wants to stick a finger up your butt when you're 40.

TV's aren't the only idiot boxes. Cook your food over fire.

Yay for Don.
Good point. The scientist in me discovered something.
If I heat the water in a microwave and make hot tea...the tea foams when I add sugar. Makes a nasty layer of "froth".
When I do it the old fashioned way...no froth. Got ridda the microwave. Idiot box is a perfect description for a microwave oven.

To clarify...you can burn water and fuck it up in a microwave. Burn the oven and conserve your health.

[don taylor]

Have you been here this whole time or did you just show back up?

I lurk. It's not my fault that I don't find much worth commenting on.

Not being an ass, just saying.

I read about a girl who boiled water on a stove and boiled water in a microwave.

She then allowed it to cool and watered 6 plants with each. The plants that were given water boiled in the microwave died while the others thrived. I mean, the whole idea of the microwave was to provide astronauts a way to heat their food in space and NASA invented it for that purpose.

Lazy Americans took it to the next level.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Full of piss and vinegar that Don Taylor he is.

[Mornin Beef]

Full of piss and vinegar that Don Taylor he is.

I bet he's Ukranian/English American

[assateague]

Have you been here this whole time or did you just show back up?

I lurk. It's not my fault that I don't find much worth commenting on.

Not being an ass, just saying.

I read about a girl who boiled water on a stove and boiled water in a microwave.

She then allowed it to cool and watered 6 plants with each. The plants that were given water boiled in the microwave died while the others thrived. I mean, the whole idea of the microwave was to provide astronauts a way to heat their food in space and NASA invented it for that purpose.

Lazy Americans took it to the next level.

I read the same thing. Some of the Buddhist monks I hung out with in Korea had very bad things to say about microwaves, too. Granted, they only eat certain things anyway, but they are big on the idea of certain "energies" of certain foods, and how cooking even the same thing differently (boiled vs steamed vs raw vs fried, for example) changes the way your body uses that food.

I use a microwave, but as little as possible.

[Mornin Beef]

Have you been here this whole time or did you just show back up?

I lurk. It's not my fault that I don't find much worth commenting on.

Not being an ass, just saying.

I read about a girl who boiled water on a stove and boiled water in a microwave.

She then allowed it to cool and watered 6 plants with each. The plants that were given water boiled in the microwave died while the others thrived. I mean, the whole idea of the microwave was to provide astronauts a way to heat their food in space and NASA invented it for that purpose.

Lazy Americans took it to the next level.

I read the same thing. Some of the Buddhist monks I hung out with in Korea had very bad things to say about microwaves, too. Granted, they only eat certain things anyway, but they are big on the idea of certain "energies" of certain foods, and how cooking even the same thing differently (boiled vs steamed vs raw vs fried, for example) changes the way your body uses that food.

I use a microwave, but as little as possible.

Thats a helluva chime in.

[don taylor]

I'm at the point now where I'm trying to prevent as much as I can. What started it all was being told my cholesterol was going up and if I didn't lower it naturally with diet, a pill wouldbe in the very near future. My father died from a stroke and I'll be damned if I'm going out like he did. If I was going to change my diet, I was going to change it for real. I'm a vegetarian until dinner, eat greek yogurt, almonds and fruit every day, don't eat fast food, no cholesterol, low fat, lots of protein .... it's all part of my diet now. Nothing is guaranteed, but I'll do what I can.

[Flightstopper]

I had the microwave out of my house until my wife dug one out of the shed they left behind. Luckily it's my brother in laws so it should be gone soon. I too hate using it. It's lazy and food that comes out of it is usually just good enough to call edible.

[Mornin Beef]

I'm at the point now where I'm trying to prevent as much as I can. What started it all was being told my cholesterol was going up and if I didn't lower it naturally with diet, a pill wouldbe in the very near future. My father died from a stroke and I'll be damned if I'm going out like he did. If I was going to change my diet, I was going to change it for real. I'm a vegetarian until dinner, eat greek yogurt, almonds and fruit every day, don't eat fast food, no cholesterol, low fat, lots of protein .... it's all part of my diet now. Nothing is guaranteed, but I'll do what I can.

Nice life. Dont mess with manufactured dairy even though. What are you gaining from greek milk? Lose it. I have to live like that, the whole foods deal...no prepared nothing. I try very hard to eat only meat i get at. I have to live like that cuz all I do is chase the dragon otherwise. Im a human pin cushion, but all i do is eat organic so it works out purfect..

[jehler]

Your a junkie beef?

[aunt betty]

Was kinda hoping TK has a bacon wave and would explain the virtues of such a manly invention.
Then share his Kansas superior bacon wave recipes and microwave cooking techniques.

[QH's Paw]

Have you been here this whole time or did you just show back up?

I lurk. It's not my fault that I don't find much worth commenting on.

Not being an ass, just saying.

I read about a girl who boiled water on a stove and boiled water in a microwave.

She then allowed it to cool and watered 6 plants with each. The plants that were given water boiled in the microwave died while the others thrived. I mean, the whole idea of the microwave was to provide astronauts a way to heat their food in space and NASA invented it for that purpose.

Lazy Americans took it to the next level.

Don, where did you hear that story about the microwave? Just curious because the only story I've ever heard is it was found by accident when two soldiers had the misfortune to get between two radar transmission stations in the early days, when they were developing microwave theory for communication purposes.

[QH's Paw]

Microwave factoid:
Shortly after the end of the war, Spencer was touring one of the laboratories at Raytheon. Pausing momentarily in front of a magnetron, he felt a strange sensation and noticed the candy bar in his pocket beginning to melt. Although other scientists had noticed this phenomenon, they all ignored it. Percy, however, quickly sent for a bag of popcorn. Holding it up to the magnetron, they popped within minutes.

Spencer continued his experiments with the magnetron and a few eggs. When a curious co-worker stuck his face too close to the machine, he wound up with a face full of splattered egg. Raytheon knew they had a hit on their hands and began producing the first commercial microwave ovens in 1946.


So, basically, NASA had nothing to do with it. Since NASA was not formed until 7/29/1958.