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Bacon Wave?

Postby aunt betty » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:44 pm

Has to be the dumbest way ever thought up to cook bacon.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby Blast & Cast » Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:11 pm

That right there is....... Un-American
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:02 pm

Blast & Cast wrote:Crunchy bacon is....... Un-American

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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby aunt betty » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:04 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Blast & Cast wrote:Crunchy bacon is....... Un-American

I love crunchy bacon

Hehe. You go next.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:08 pm

aunt betty wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Blast & Cast wrote:Crunchy bacon is....... Un-American

I love crunchy bacon

My bacon wave makes the best crunchy bacon in the world.

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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:43 pm

rebelp74 wrote:I'm gay
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:43 pm

Take that
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:44 pm

You are the one that typed it, sooo..... :)
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:46 pm

rebelp74 wrote:You are the one that typed it, sooo..... :)

Yeah, but you said it....See
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:49 pm

pffffttttt!
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby flight control » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:52 pm

Wow! This one really went downhill fast
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:53 pm

flight control wrote:Wow! This one really went downhill fast

It's a bacon wave. It never really had a future.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby assateague » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:53 pm

Yeah, we weren't really starting from the pinnacle of information.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby flight control » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:56 pm

True
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:33 am

18 pages of "how to cook bacon" argument.
Only takes one to agree that bacon wave is retarded. :thumbsup:
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby don taylor » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:16 am

If I told you that I was going to bombard something with microwave radiation until the molecules vibrated so much, they caused heat, would you still eat it?

Microwaves are foul. We wonder why people get so many intestinal problems. Crohn's, diverticulitis, irritable bowel, food allergies, heart burn, acid reflux, cancers and then wonder why a doctor wants to stick a finger up your butt when you're 40.

TV's aren't the only idiot boxes. Cook your food over fire.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:03 am

Have you been here this whole time or did you just show back up?
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:07 pm

don taylor wrote:If I told you that I was going to bombard something with microwave radiation until the molecules vibrated so much, they caused heat, would you still eat it?

Microwaves are foul. We wonder why people get so many intestinal problems. Crohn's, diverticulitis, irritable bowel, food allergies, heart burn, acid reflux, cancers and then wonder why a doctor wants to stick a finger up your butt when you're 40.

TV's aren't the only idiot boxes. Cook your food over fire.
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Good point. The scientist in me discovered something.
If I heat the water in a microwave and make hot tea...the tea foams when I add sugar. Makes a nasty layer of "froth".
When I do it the old fashioned way...no froth. Got ridda the microwave. Idiot box is a perfect description for a microwave oven.

To clarify...you can burn water and fuck it up in a microwave. Burn the oven and conserve your health.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby don taylor » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:38 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Have you been here this whole time or did you just show back up?


I lurk. It's not my fault that I don't find much worth commenting on.

Not being an ass, just saying.

I read about a girl who boiled water on a stove and boiled water in a microwave.

She then allowed it to cool and watered 6 plants with each. The plants that were given water boiled in the microwave died while the others thrived. I mean, the whole idea of the microwave was to provide astronauts a way to heat their food in space and NASA invented it for that purpose.

Lazy Americans took it to the next level.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:40 pm

Full of piss and vinegar that Don Taylor he is.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:43 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Full of piss and vinegar that Don Taylor he is.

I bet he's Ukranian/English American
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:12 pm

don taylor wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Have you been here this whole time or did you just show back up?


I lurk. It's not my fault that I don't find much worth commenting on.

Not being an ass, just saying.

I read about a girl who boiled water on a stove and boiled water in a microwave.

She then allowed it to cool and watered 6 plants with each. The plants that were given water boiled in the microwave died while the others thrived. I mean, the whole idea of the microwave was to provide astronauts a way to heat their food in space and NASA invented it for that purpose.

Lazy Americans took it to the next level.


I read the same thing. Some of the Buddhist monks I hung out with in Korea had very bad things to say about microwaves, too. Granted, they only eat certain things anyway, but they are big on the idea of certain "energies" of certain foods, and how cooking even the same thing differently (boiled vs steamed vs raw vs fried, for example) changes the way your body uses that food.

I use a microwave, but as little as possible.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:13 pm

assateague wrote:
don taylor wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Have you been here this whole time or did you just show back up?


I lurk. It's not my fault that I don't find much worth commenting on.

Not being an ass, just saying.

I read about a girl who boiled water on a stove and boiled water in a microwave.

She then allowed it to cool and watered 6 plants with each. The plants that were given water boiled in the microwave died while the others thrived. I mean, the whole idea of the microwave was to provide astronauts a way to heat their food in space and NASA invented it for that purpose.

Lazy Americans took it to the next level.


I read the same thing. Some of the Buddhist monks I hung out with in Korea had very bad things to say about microwaves, too. Granted, they only eat certain things anyway, but they are big on the idea of certain "energies" of certain foods, and how cooking even the same thing differently (boiled vs steamed vs raw vs fried, for example) changes the way your body uses that food.

I use a microwave, but as little as possible.

Thats a helluva chime in.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby don taylor » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:24 pm

I'm at the point now where I'm trying to prevent as much as I can. What started it all was being told my cholesterol was going up and if I didn't lower it naturally with diet, a pill wouldbe in the very near future. My father died from a stroke and I'll be damned if I'm going out like he did. If I was going to change my diet, I was going to change it for real. I'm a vegetarian until dinner, eat greek yogurt, almonds and fruit every day, don't eat fast food, no cholesterol, low fat, lots of protein .... it's all part of my diet now. Nothing is guaranteed, but I'll do what I can.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby Flightstopper » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:27 pm

I had the microwave out of my house until my wife dug one out of the shed they left behind. Luckily it's my brother in laws so it should be gone soon. I too hate using it. It's lazy and food that comes out of it is usually just good enough to call edible.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:33 pm

don taylor wrote:I'm at the point now where I'm trying to prevent as much as I can. What started it all was being told my cholesterol was going up and if I didn't lower it naturally with diet, a pill wouldbe in the very near future. My father died from a stroke and I'll be damned if I'm going out like he did. If I was going to change my diet, I was going to change it for real. I'm a vegetarian until dinner, eat greek yogurt, almonds and fruit every day, don't eat fast food, no cholesterol, low fat, lots of protein .... it's all part of my diet now. Nothing is guaranteed, but I'll do what I can.

Nice life. Dont mess with manufactured dairy even though. What are you gaining from greek milk? Lose it. I have to live like that, the whole foods deal...no prepared nothing. I try very hard to eat only meat i get at. I have to live like that cuz all I do is chase the dragon otherwise. Im a human pin cushion, but all i do is eat organic so it works out purfect..
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby jehler » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:18 am

Your a junkie beef?
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:31 am

Was kinda hoping TK has a bacon wave and would explain the virtues of such a manly invention.
Then share his Kansas superior bacon wave recipes and microwave cooking techniques. :twisted:
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby QH's Paw » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:39 am

don taylor wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Have you been here this whole time or did you just show back up?


I lurk. It's not my fault that I don't find much worth commenting on.

Not being an ass, just saying.

I read about a girl who boiled water on a stove and boiled water in a microwave.

She then allowed it to cool and watered 6 plants with each. The plants that were given water boiled in the microwave died while the others thrived. I mean, the whole idea of the microwave was to provide astronauts a way to heat their food in space and NASA invented it for that purpose.

Lazy Americans took it to the next level.

Don, where did you hear that story about the microwave? Just curious because the only story I've ever heard is it was found by accident when two soldiers had the misfortune to get between two radar transmission stations in the early days, when they were developing microwave theory for communication purposes.
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Re: Bacon Wave?

Postby QH's Paw » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:06 am

Microwave factoid:
Shortly after the end of the war, Spencer was touring one of the laboratories at Raytheon. Pausing momentarily in front of a magnetron, he felt a strange sensation and noticed the candy bar in his pocket beginning to melt. Although other scientists had noticed this phenomenon, they all ignored it. Percy, however, quickly sent for a bag of popcorn. Holding it up to the magnetron, they popped within minutes.

Spencer continued his experiments with the magnetron and a few eggs. When a curious co-worker stuck his face too close to the machine, he wound up with a face full of splattered egg. Raytheon knew they had a hit on their hands and began producing the first commercial microwave ovens in 1946.


So, basically, NASA had nothing to do with it. Since NASA was not formed until 7/29/1958.
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