TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[Woody]

Oh now, that was all uncalled for. My feelings are hurt.

[Tomkat]

Jim-u

Uncle Sam give u job
Assateague learn new language
Now, he not rich

[Tomkat]

Friday is payday
Need many dollars for trip
to Rogers next month

[Mornin Beef]

woke up early, fart
so hot im going to die
must finish boat blind

[assateague]

Hot dogs at midnight.
Coffee and a cigarette,
Non-stop morning shits.

[Tomkat]

Using new goose call
Needs a slight adjustment
Japanigga came thru

[Tomkat]

Nuff Daddy

"Your lucky when it comes to numbers. The best places i hunt around here with 1 dog and 2 hunters we will flush 1 bird for ever 1.5 hours of hunting. And if every other flush is at a shootable bird its alot. If you shoot 75% which is a skilled shooter IMO your lucky to bring home a bird in a 4 hour walk. IF i feel like killing birds i call up the pheasant farm and have em plant me a half dozen birds or so to shoot."

He likes upland hunting
They don't have to be wild to count
He should hunt Western Kansas

[Flightstopper]

Nuff Daddy

"Your lucky when it comes to numbers. The best places i hunt around here with 1 dog and 2 hunters we will flush 1 bird for ever 1.5 hours of hunting. And if every other flush is at a shootable bird its alot. If you shoot 75% which is a skilled shooter IMO your lucky to bring home a bird in a 4 hour walk. IF i feel like killing birds i call up the pheasant farm and have em plant me a half dozen birds or so to shoot."

He likes upland hunting
They don't have to be wild to count
He sould hunt Western Kansas

Yeah, I'm not even going to bother counting that one.

Get those panty droppers in yet?

[Tomkat]

Not yet. Building the blind tomorrow....and yes, I will be talking to ya soon!

[Tomkat]

Rain and more rain

Falling every where,

Rain is good

[Tomkat]

racoon, fox, cat
Assateague will trap and kill them
for a few, ofcourse

[assateague]

Saturday- last catch.
No more coons, possums, money.
Just gas expenses.



Counting my money,
Though. So far, very lucky.
A grand for critters?

[Tomkat]

Why not open
your services in the winter
to maximize profit?

collect a fee
to capture a problem fox
then sell the fur?

[assateague]

If coincidence,
Then that's fine. But there's enough
to do then, as is.

[Mornin Beef]

Sitting on a branch
Very high up in a tree
Farted now falling

[Tomkat]

Pic of Irwin is creepy
Time for a new avatar MB
I know u can do better

[Mornin Beef]

Pic of Irwin is creepy
Time for a new avatar MB
I know u can do better

Oh and Val Kilmer with a Salvador Dali stache was cool ppffffftt

[Tomkat]

Football Season

Chiefs are on TV
BBQ smoke hangs in the air
Mixing bloody mary's

Will they go .500?
No one knows, we all hope
Can't be worse than 2012

A fan for 40 years
Have seen the good, bad, & ugly
Arrowhead is a great stadium

[rebelp74]

Go Bucs!

[Tomkat]

Football is here!
Preseason means nothing really
but it is fun

[Mornin Beef]

85 Da Bears
Cutler throws the best lazer
Chicago Bears win!

[Feelin' Fowl]

85 Da Bears
Cutler throws the best lazer
Chicago Bears win!

Good Haiku Poem
Horribly Inaccurate
Packers dominate

[Tomkat]

85 Da Bears
Cutler throws the best lazer
Chicago Bears win!

Curler is a ghost
Of 85 Bears, world champs
McMahon could still pound him

[Mornin Beef]

4th and 5 to go
Tomkat butt fumbles oh no
Jarbo dives gkr cries

[Tomkat]

MB and Steve Irwin
Gay and proud, lost forever
in the blood of a stingray

[FlintRiverFowler]

Are haikus based in words or syllables?

[assateague]

Did you really just ask TK about the rules for haiku?

[Mornin Beef]

Are haikus based in words or syllables?

syllables
5
7
5

[Mornin Beef]

shit I did 5,7,7 on my last. Honest brain fart, sorry

[Tomkat]

Did you really just ask TK about the rules for haiku?

Ha ha ha that cracked me up!!

Flint, there probably were some 1,000 year old guide lines the japs used, but thats not how I roll, truth be known.

It drives Assateague a little....batshit crazy