TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Woody » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:16 pm

Oh now, that was all uncalled for. My feelings are hurt.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:01 pm

Jim-u

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Assateague learn new language
Now, he not rich
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:09 am

Friday is payday
Need many dollars for trip
to Rogers next month
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:21 am

woke up early, fart
so hot im going to die
must finish boat blind
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:23 am

Hot dogs at midnight.
Coffee and a cigarette,
Non-stop morning shits.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:16 am

Using new goose call
Needs a slight adjustment
Japanigga came thru
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:23 am

Nuff Daddy

"Your lucky when it comes to numbers. The best places i hunt around here with 1 dog and 2 hunters we will flush 1 bird for ever 1.5 hours of hunting. And if every other flush is at a shootable bird its alot. If you shoot 75% which is a skilled shooter IMO your lucky to bring home a bird in a 4 hour walk. IF i feel like killing birds i call up the pheasant farm and have em plant me a half dozen birds or so to shoot."

He likes upland hunting
They don't have to be wild to count
He should hunt Western Kansas
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Flightstopper » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:30 am

Tomkat wrote:Nuff Daddy

"Your lucky when it comes to numbers. The best places i hunt around here with 1 dog and 2 hunters we will flush 1 bird for ever 1.5 hours of hunting. And if every other flush is at a shootable bird its alot. If you shoot 75% which is a skilled shooter IMO your lucky to bring home a bird in a 4 hour walk. IF i feel like killing birds i call up the pheasant farm and have em plant me a half dozen birds or so to shoot."

He likes upland hunting
They don't have to be wild to count
He sould hunt Western Kansas

Yeah, I'm not even going to bother counting that one.

Get those panty droppers in yet?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:35 am

Not yet. Building the blind tomorrow....and yes, I will be talking to ya soon!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:13 am

Rain and more rain

Falling every where,

Rain is good
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:48 pm

racoon, fox, cat
Assateague will trap and kill them
for a few, ofcourse
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:54 pm

Saturday- last catch.
No more coons, possums, money.
Just gas expenses.



Counting my money,
Though. So far, very lucky.
A grand for critters?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:17 pm

Why not open
your services in the winter
to maximize profit?

collect a fee
to capture a problem fox
then sell the fur?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:24 pm

If coincidence,
Then that's fine. But there's enough
to do then, as is.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:36 pm

Sitting on a branch
Very high up in a tree
Farted now falling
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:41 pm

Pic of Irwin is creepy
Time for a new avatar MB
I know u can do better
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:48 pm

Tomkat wrote:Pic of Irwin is creepy
Time for a new avatar MB
I know u can do better

Oh and Val Kilmer with a Salvador Dali stache was cool ppffffftt
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:39 am

Football Season

Chiefs are on TV
BBQ smoke hangs in the air
Mixing bloody mary's

Will they go .500?
No one knows, we all hope
Can't be worse than 2012

A fan for 40 years
Have seen the good, bad, & ugly
Arrowhead is a great stadium

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby rebelp74 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:52 am

Go Bucs!
Reinstate TomKat

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:53 pm

Football is here!
Preseason means nothing really
but it is fun
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:24 pm

85 Da Bears
Cutler throws the best lazer
Chicago Bears win!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:50 am

Mornin Beef wrote:85 Da Bears
Cutler throws the best lazer
Chicago Bears win!


Good Haiku Poem
Horribly Inaccurate
Packers dominate
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Reinstate West Virginia!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:56 am

Mornin Beef wrote:85 Da Bears
Cutler throws the best lazer
Chicago Bears win!


Curler is a ghost
Of 85 Bears, world champs
McMahon could still pound him
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:59 pm

4th and 5 to go
Tomkat butt fumbles oh no
Jarbo dives gkr cries
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:21 pm

MB and Steve Irwin
Gay and proud, lost forever
in the blood of a stingray
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:03 pm

Are haikus based in words or syllables?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:06 pm

Did you really just ask TK about the rules for haiku?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:07 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Are haikus based in words or syllables?

syllables
5
7
5
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:08 pm

shit I did 5,7,7 on my last. Honest brain fart, sorry
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:10 pm

assateague wrote:Did you really just ask TK about the rules for haiku?


Ha ha ha that cracked me up!!

Flint, there probably were some 1,000 year old guide lines the japs used, but thats not how I roll, truth be known.

It drives Assateague a little....batshit crazy :o
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