gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.
I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.
And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20
she said her oldest is a master hunter or something. I almost called bullshitBootlipkiller wrote:I don't know if I believe this story red! I mean come on golden retrievers for hunting? Eric would have a heart attack and die if he heard suck a tall tale. Are you sure she's not suffering from dementia and confused a golden retriever with a real dog?:lol:
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
I don't even wanna think bout what he's gonna be thinking of meassateague wrote:Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.
I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.
And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20
Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Redbeard wrote:I don't even wanna think bout what he's gonna be thinking of meassateague wrote:Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.
I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.
And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20
Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
obviously grateful to be alive3legged_lab wrote:Redbeard wrote:I don't even wanna think bout what he's gonna be thinking of meassateague wrote:Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.
I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.
And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20
Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."
Tug has been to the vet to get his puppy canine teeth pulled since they wouldn't fall out on their own, to get his wang stitched up after jumping through a barbed wire fence (opted to also get his nuts cut since he would already be under), and a plethora of "cutting visits" resulting in a missing leg - anf the goofy bastard still runs in the door full steam to see the girls whenever I take him to get shots.
Maybe he isn't all that smart, or maybe he's smart enough to know they saved his bacon. I don't know.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
hey I already feel like a dick ok!assateague wrote:His dog food tonight is going to taste like disappointment.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
shit with having to buy school clothes this month I'm pumpedjarbo03 wrote:Poor Charlie, congrats on the great price though.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.
Then shove a thermometer in his butt.
so Taz nails all the neighborhood girls too?jarbo03 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.
Then shove a thermometer in his butt.
They say dogs take after their owners!
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Redbeard wrote:so Taz nails all the neighborhood girls too?jarbo03 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.
Then shove a thermometer in his butt.
They say dogs take after their owners!
jarbo03 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.
Then shove a thermometer in his butt.
They say dogs take after their owners!
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:jarbo03 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.
Then shove a thermometer in his butt.
They say dogs take after their owners!
I know my internal temp is consistant.
jarbo03 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:jarbo03 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.
Then shove a thermometer in his butt.
They say dogs take after their owners!
I know my internal temp is consistant.
You so worried bout your temp that you won't remove the thermometer, leave it in nonstop
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:jarbo03 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:jarbo03 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:[quote="jarbo03"]They give him treats.
Then shove a thermometer in his butt.
They say dogs take after their owners!
I know my internal temp is consistant.
You so worried bout your temp that you won't remove the thermometer, leave it in nonstop
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
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