Naked and Afraid

[vincentpa]

If I were on that show, I'd walk around with a raging hard-on constantly striking poses for the camera.

[assateague]

:lol;

[Olly]

Discovery channel used to be respectable.

Sent from my phone.

[Mornin Beef]

Discovery channel used to be respectable.

Sent from my phone.

This show has my respect. I like it. How many Lion documentaries you need Olly?

[Feelin' Fowl]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

[AKPirate]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie?

[Mornin Beef]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie?

Give him a break, he's cocked.

[Mornin Beef]

Just found a booger on the bridge of my nose. WTF!

[Feelin' Fowl]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie?

No, no, no. I just want his pants and knife.

He can leave the banana hammock on. And If I can't find anything to kill, the 85lbs of meat that makes up Goldie could come in handy.

[Mornin Beef]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

Exactly, See that AT.

[capt1972]

This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks

That guy was such an insane pussy. Had a perfectly good snake looking him in the face, too, which would have fed them both for 3 days, and he never even thought about killing it. Whiny douchebag, that guy was.

Exactly, what a pussy that guy was. That super hot babe was bagging urchins, lobster and he was just a royal bitch.

Laura Zerra, she's from NH.

[Woody]

Astroglide

On one of the episodes they started cuddling at night, and my first thought was morning wood is going to be interesting in the morning.

[Mornin Beef]

This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks

That guy was such an insane pussy. Had a perfectly good snake looking him in the face, too, which would have fed them both for 3 days, and he never even thought about killing it. Whiny douchebag, that guy was.

Exactly, what a pussy that guy was. That super hot babe was bagging urchins, lobster and he was just a royal bitch.

Laura Zerra, she's from NH.

Tell me you know her. She's hot hot hot

[assateague]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

Exactly, See that AT.

How does any of this impact my decision to bring a lighter? FF wants Goldie's pants, and to have him run around for 3 weks in a thong. Nigga please.

[Feelin' Fowl]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

Exactly, See that AT.

How does any of this impact my decision to bring a lighter? FF wants Goldie's pants, and to have him run around for 3 weks in a thong. Nigga please.

There will be rules for Goldie.

[Mornin Beef]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

Exactly, See that AT.

How does any of this impact my decision to bring a lighter? FF wants Goldie's pants, and to have him run around for 3 weks in a thong. Nigga please.

We've been cutting him slack cuz he's crocked.

[Mornin Beef]

This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks

That guy was such an insane pussy. Had a perfectly good snake looking him in the face, too, which would have fed them both for 3 days, and he never even thought about killing it. Whiny douchebag, that guy was.

Exactly, what a pussy that guy was. That super hot babe was bagging urchins, lobster and he was just a royal bitch.

Laura Zerra, she's from NH.

Deng, this girls a lil whacked out, going after roadkill, geez.
http://zerraexpeditions.com/instructors/laura-zerra/

[assateague]

I still think they've all been either too granola-ish or too dumbassed. They've not really demonstrated any "survival skills", and spend zero time actually trying to kill some shit to eat. Put a redneck on there, and he'd have a perpetual pot of stew cooking, and a half a double wide made from jungle scrap in 21 days. Seriously. They all lay around and bitch about their sunburn, the rain, the critters, and general-purpose bellyaching. Now that I think about it, I have no idea why I like this show, but it is entertaining as hell.

[3legged_lab]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie?

No, no, no. I just want his pants and knife.

He can leave the banana hammock on. And If I can't find anything to kill, the 85lbs of meat that makes up Goldie could come in handy.

Backfire

[AKPirate]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie?

No, no, no. I just want his pants and knife.

He can leave the banana hammock on. And If I can't find anything to kill, the 85lbs of meat that makes up Goldie could come in handy.

Backfire

There is nothing FF can do or say now, it's just bad. And I don't hold Goldie responsible, he didn't ask to be put on Whore Island with FF.

[assateague]

[Feelin' Fowl]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

Exactly, See that AT.

How does any of this impact my decision to bring a lighter? FF wants Goldie's pants, and to have him run around for 3 weks in a thong. Nigga please.

We've been cutting him slack cuz he's crocked.

I don't get the crocked thing...

[Feelin' Fowl]

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie?

No, no, no. I just want his pants and knife.

He can leave the banana hammock on. And If I can't find anything to kill, the 85lbs of meat that makes up Goldie could come in handy.

Backfire

There is nothing FF can do or say now, it's just bad. And I don't hold Goldie responsible, he didn't ask to be put on Whore Island with FF.

I stand by what I said. I'll survive those 21 days no matter what I have to do to Goldie!

[3legged_lab]

[quote="Feelin' Fowl"]I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie?

No, no, no. I just want his pants and knife.

He can leave the banana hammock on. And If I can't find anything to kill, the 85lbs of meat that makes up Goldie could come in handy.

Backfire

There is nothing FF can do or say now, it's just bad. And I don't hold Goldie responsible, he didn't ask to be put on Whore Island with FF.

I stand by what I said. I'll survive those 21 days no matter what I have to do to Goldie![/quote]
Own it brother.

[Feelin' Fowl]

I stand by what I said. I'll survive those 21 days no matter what I have to do to Goldie!

Own it brother.

I'm just glad that nothing I said became a signature

[The Duck Hammer]

How you gonna start a fire with a Leatherman, hammer?

I can find two sticks to make fire.

While you're finding those sticks, I'll be sitting around my campfire, sipping my distilled water, making a fire-sharpened spear to go kill some shit, smoking the cigarettes that the lady brought.

Where did you get the distilled water? You didn't bring a cup.

Show me a beach anywhere in the world that doesn't have plastic water bottles washed up all over that bitch.

True, 50/50 that mother fucker isn't gonna melt over the fire during distillation.

[Goldfish]

I don't like where this thread is going. I'm glad I have that rape whistle on the knife tho. Maybe that she-monster can save me.

She-monster to FF: "Me want snu snu!"

sent from a phancy fone

[Mornin Beef]

I don't like where this thread is going. I'm glad I have that rape whistle on the knife tho. Maybe that she-monster can save me.

She-monster to FF: "Me want snu snu!"

sent from a phancy fone

snu snu just run gold, run

[Feelin' Fowl]

I don't like where this thread is going. I'm glad I have that rape whistle on the knife tho. Maybe that she-monster can save me.

She-monster to FF: "Me want snu snu!"

sent from a phancy fone

Sorry Goldie!

[Goldfish]

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sent from a phancy fone