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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby vincentpa » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:04 pm

If I were on that show, I'd walk around with a raging hard-on constantly striking poses for the camera.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:07 pm

:lol;
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Olly » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:09 pm

Discovery channel used to be respectable.

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:13 pm

Olly wrote:Discovery channel used to be respectable.

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This show has my respect. I like it. How many Lion documentaries you need Olly?
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:18 pm

I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby AKPirate » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:21 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.


FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie? :o
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:23 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.


FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie? :o

Give him a break, he's cocked.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:25 pm

Just found a booger on the bridge of my nose. WTF!
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:25 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.


FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie? :o

No, no, no. I just want his pants and knife.

He can leave the banana hammock on. And If I can't find anything to kill, the 85lbs of meat that makes up Goldie could come in handy.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:26 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

Exactly, See that AT.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby capt1972 » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:32 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
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Mornin Beef wrote:This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks :lol:



That guy was such an insane pussy. Had a perfectly good snake looking him in the face, too, which would have fed them both for 3 days, and he never even thought about killing it. Whiny douchebag, that guy was.

Exactly, what a pussy that guy was. That super hot babe was bagging urchins, lobster and he was just a royal bitch.

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Woody » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:38 pm

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On one of the episodes they started cuddling at night, and my first thought was morning wood is going to be interesting in the morning.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:52 pm

capt1972 wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks :lol:



That guy was such an insane pussy. Had a perfectly good snake looking him in the face, too, which would have fed them both for 3 days, and he never even thought about killing it. Whiny douchebag, that guy was.

Exactly, what a pussy that guy was. That super hot babe was bagging urchins, lobster and he was just a royal bitch.

Laura Zerra, she's from NH.

Tell me you know her. She's hot hot hot
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:54 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

Exactly, See that AT.



How does any of this impact my decision to bring a lighter? FF wants Goldie's pants, and to have him run around for 3 weks in a thong. Nigga please.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:57 pm

assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

Exactly, See that AT.



How does any of this impact my decision to bring a lighter? FF wants Goldie's pants, and to have him run around for 3 weks in a thong. Nigga please.

:lol:

There will be rules for Goldie.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:04 pm

assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

Exactly, See that AT.



How does any of this impact my decision to bring a lighter? FF wants Goldie's pants, and to have him run around for 3 weks in a thong. Nigga please.

:lol: We've been cutting him slack cuz he's crocked.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:08 pm

capt1972 wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks :lol:



That guy was such an insane pussy. Had a perfectly good snake looking him in the face, too, which would have fed them both for 3 days, and he never even thought about killing it. Whiny douchebag, that guy was.

Exactly, what a pussy that guy was. That super hot babe was bagging urchins, lobster and he was just a royal bitch.

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Deng, this girls a lil whacked out, going after roadkill, geez.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:14 pm

I still think they've all been either too granola-ish or too dumbassed. They've not really demonstrated any "survival skills", and spend zero time actually trying to kill some shit to eat. Put a redneck on there, and he'd have a perpetual pot of stew cooking, and a half a double wide made from jungle scrap in 21 days. Seriously. They all lay around and bitch about their sunburn, the rain, the critters, and general-purpose bellyaching. Now that I think about it, I have no idea why I like this show, but it is entertaining as hell.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:34 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.


FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie? :o

No, no, no. I just want his pants and knife.

He can leave the banana hammock on. And If I can't find anything to kill, the 85lbs of meat that makes up Goldie could come in handy.

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby AKPirate » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:43 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.


FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie? :o

No, no, no. I just want his pants and knife.

He can leave the banana hammock on. And If I can't find anything to kill, the 85lbs of meat that makes up Goldie could come in handy.

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There is nothing FF can do or say now, it's just bad. And I don't hold Goldie responsible, he didn't ask to be put on Whore Island with FF. :lol:
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:46 pm

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:01 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.

Exactly, See that AT.



How does any of this impact my decision to bring a lighter? FF wants Goldie's pants, and to have him run around for 3 weks in a thong. Nigga please.

:lol: We've been cutting him slack cuz he's crocked.

I don't get the crocked thing...
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:02 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.


FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie? :o

No, no, no. I just want his pants and knife.

He can leave the banana hammock on. And If I can't find anything to kill, the 85lbs of meat that makes up Goldie could come in handy.

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There is nothing FF can do or say now, it's just bad. And I don't hold Goldie responsible, he didn't ask to be put on Whore Island with FF. :lol:

I stand by what I said. I'll survive those 21 days no matter what I have to do to Goldie!
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:03 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:[quote="Feelin' Fowl"]I love that show. There wasn't a new one last week. I hope it isn't over...

AT - Who says you will be on a beach? There was one set in the African plains, and another in a swamp.

I would bring Goldie, and hope that he has his camo skinny jeans on, and his knife. We could use the jeans to catch fish if the envoroment has any to offer, and the knife to start a fire.

Then I hope that the lady brings a pot for water.


FF, WTF, did you just say you wanted to spend 21 days naked with Goldie? :o

No, no, no. I just want his pants and knife.

He can leave the banana hammock on. And If I can't find anything to kill, the 85lbs of meat that makes up Goldie could come in handy.

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There is nothing FF can do or say now, it's just bad. And I don't hold Goldie responsible, he didn't ask to be put on Whore Island with FF. :lol:

I stand by what I said. I'll survive those 21 days no matter what I have to do to Goldie![/quote]
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:09 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I stand by what I said. I'll survive those 21 days no matter what I have to do to Goldie!

Own it brother.

I'm just glad that nothing I said became a signature :lol:
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:10 pm

assateague wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:How you gonna start a fire with a Leatherman, hammer?

I can find two sticks to make fire.



While you're finding those sticks, I'll be sitting around my campfire, sipping my distilled water, making a fire-sharpened spear to go kill some shit, smoking the cigarettes that the lady brought.

Where did you get the distilled water? You didn't bring a cup.



Show me a beach anywhere in the world that doesn't have plastic water bottles washed up all over that bitch.


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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Goldfish » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:17 pm

I don't like where this thread is going. I'm glad I have that rape whistle on the knife tho. Maybe that she-monster can save me.

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:33 pm

Goldfish wrote:I don't like where this thread is going. I'm glad I have that rape whistle on the knife tho. Maybe that she-monster can save me.

She-monster to FF: "Me want snu snu!"

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:35 pm

Goldfish wrote:I don't like where this thread is going. I'm glad I have that rape whistle on the knife tho. Maybe that she-monster can save me.

She-monster to FF: "Me want snu snu!"

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