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Two favors to ask of you

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:05 pm

Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.


Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.



If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:14 pm

You got it. Praying everything turns out good for you and your family.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby rozzo842 » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:19 pm

Positive vibes sent to your family and hopes of dick cancer to the little fucktards
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby AKPirate » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:21 pm

Prayers for both sent from AK
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby capt1972 » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:23 pm

done and done!
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:24 pm

Thanks guys!
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:30 pm

Tiler_J wrote:Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.


Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.



If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.

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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:30 pm

Oh, and done on both.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby Westie25 » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:40 pm

Got it bud.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby jehler » Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:18 pm

Done
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby Redbeard » Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:23 pm

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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby flight control » Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:59 pm

Wishing all the best for your wife.

On another note, I've just found out I have inoperable penis cancer.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby AKPirate » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:07 pm

flight control wrote:Wishing all the best for your wife.

On another note, I've just found out I have inoperable penis cancer.

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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:32 pm

Prayers your way
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby Tomkat » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:53 pm

Praying for your wife.

I would rather see those little bastards get pancreatic or skin cancer, so I will pray for that, too.

Consider those fuckers in stage four, god listens to my vindictive prayers with great interest.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby triplecurl » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:01 pm

Prayers sent
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:07 pm

You got it!!
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:27 pm

Thanks everyone!



flight control wrote:Wishing all the best for your wife.

On another note, I've just found out I have inoperable penis cancer.

Sorry to hear that, maybe you can get someone to kiss it until it feels better.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:29 pm

Prayers for your wife Tiler. I hope everything goes well for her and all of you. As for the little tards, everything comes around :evil:
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby jarbo03 » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:44 pm

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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:51 pm

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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:56 pm

Tiler_J wrote:Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.


Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.



If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.

Acetone will take out the permanent marker no problem.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby JGUN » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:10 pm

Done.

A good accurate .22 should take care of the marker before it gets to the hood.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:31 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.


Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.



If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.

Acetone will take out the permanent marker no problem.

I peed on it, then it rubbed right off. Next time I will pee in a bottle and use that, instead of applying directly. I think i might have upset some of the neighbors. Quite a few wives said "Hi" and waved though, that was nice.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:36 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.


Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.



If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.

Acetone will take out the permanent marker no problem.

I peed on it, then it rubbed right off. Next time I will pee in a bottle and use that, instead of applying directly. I think i might have upset some of the neighbors. Quite a few wives said "Hi" and waved though, that was nice.

Don't kid yourself, they were giggling.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:39 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.


Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.



If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.

Acetone will take out the permanent marker no problem.

I peed on it, then it rubbed right off. Next time I will pee in a bottle and use that, instead of applying directly. I think i might have upset some of the neighbors. Quite a few wives said "Hi" and waved though, that was nice.

Don't kid yourself, they were giggling.

I don't mind, usually they just ignore me. At least today I know they saw me.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby one2many » Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:54 pm

praying your wife gets some relief with this surgery. i know well the pain and troubles dealing with them problems.
every time i have gone under the knife on my spine i got a little nervous but the doctors act like it no big deal at all.
she is going to be fine.
hope you catch the little shits messing with your truck so you can drag their asses home and bitch slap their fathers
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:17 am

Positive vibes and prayers for your wife........

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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:18 am

Prayers sent, brother.
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Re: Two favors to ask of you

Postby Tomkat » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:42 am

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