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Tiler_J wrote:Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.
Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.
If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
flight control wrote:Wishing all the best for your wife.
On another note, I've just found out I have inoperable penis cancer.
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
flight control wrote:Wishing all the best for your wife.
On another note, I've just found out I have inoperable penis cancer.
aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?
aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
Tiler_J wrote:Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.
Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.
If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.
Bulldog0156 wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.
Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.
If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.
Acetone will take out the permanent marker no problem.
Tiler_J wrote:Bulldog0156 wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.
Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.
If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.
Acetone will take out the permanent marker no problem.
I peed on it, then it rubbed right off. Next time I will pee in a bottle and use that, instead of applying directly. I think i might have upset some of the neighbors. Quite a few wives said "Hi" and waved though, that was nice.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Bulldog0156 wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Favor #1- My wife, MIL, and I are headed down to San Francisco today for my wife's surgery tomorrow morning. She is having a herniated disc replaced in her neck. We have found the best doctors and hospital in our area, so everything should be fine. But, a little positive vibe, thoughts, or prayers can't hurt either. Thanks.
Favor #2- I came out of our house this morning to discover that someone had vandalized my truck. Nothing major, a smilie face and a penis drawn in mustard on the hood and a few words written in permanent ink on the hood also. The mustard washed right off, but the ink took some experimenting and some serious elbow grease. So along with the positive vibes for my wife, could you please pray with me tonight that these little assholes,who fucked with my truck, develop cancer of the dick. Thank you.
If you can one do one, please pray for the second one. My wife's doctors are really great and we don't foresee any problems. Thanks again.
Acetone will take out the permanent marker no problem.
I peed on it, then it rubbed right off. Next time I will pee in a bottle and use that, instead of applying directly. I think i might have upset some of the neighbors. Quite a few wives said "Hi" and waved though, that was nice.
Don't kid yourself, they were giggling.
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