TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[assateague]

Stuffed up sinuses.
That's OK, though- Chiefs gonna
Win me 3 thousand.

[Tomkat]

Are you gonna get a t shirt or hat?

Do you REALLY believe????

[jehler]

Assa, I think TK wants you to close your eyes and click your heals together 3 times

[Tomkat]

Assa, I think TK wants you to close your eyes and click your heals together 3 times

Every time Jehler posts in the haiku thread I get a thrill.

Besides John, he could actually use it as he will be here hunting in a couple months.

[assateague]

Are you gonna get a t shirt or hat?

Do you REALLY believe????

I feel I would be jinxing myself. If the Chiefs make the playoffs, I may have a mild anxiety attack. And if they make it to the Super Bowl, I may have a stroke. I've never had more than about $20 riding on a game, and with the possibility of a $3,000 payout, I'm not sure if my heart could handle it. Matter of fact, I hope they lose about 4 straight so I can get some sleep. Many more wins and I'll be anxiety central for the next few months, and I can't have that.

[assateague]

Sorry- Haiku thread.



Chiefs gonna win it?
Don't know for sure. But if so,
Daddy gets new shoes.

[Tomkat]

Jim needs shoes
Chiefs need to win it all
Save your fur money



Blog- http://www.ksducks.com

[assateague]

Why "save the fur check"?
TK's not too confident.
Chiefs may suck. Again.

[Tomkat]

Its a long season
New Q back, head coach
Time will tell

Will you EVER
shoot a sprig?
NOPE.

[assateague]

With three thousand bucks,
I'll buy my own damn pintail.
Kansas City Chiefs!

[jarbo03]

A pintail earned is
Better than a pintail bought
Death to all pintails

[The Duck Hammer]

A pintail earned is
Better than a pintail bought
Death to all pintails

Very very nice.


Sent from my Vox Mortem

[rebelp74]

A pintail earned is
Better than a pintail bought
Death to all pintails

[Eric Haynes]

Find a way to win
Alex Smith is not Joe Montana
But good enough

Better not complain
Alex Smith is all they got
Maybe Jamall Charles

[jarbo03]

Find a way to win
Alex Smith is not Joe Montana
But good enough

Better not complain
Alex Smith is all they got
Maybe Jamall Charles

Charles is on my fantasy team, he won't do much.

[Eric Haynes]

Find a way to win
Alex Smith is not Joe Montana
But good enough

Better not complain
Alex Smith is all they got
Maybe Jamall Charles

Charles is on my fantasy team, he won't do much.

Charles is your best pick
Better not abandon him
He might carryteam

[Willie]

Getting a sore throat
Drank some hot tea and bourbon
Should have skipped the tea

[Tomkat]

Feel better soon
I hate to get sick, sucks!
Drink that whiskey

[Tomkat]

Panties in a wad
Eric and others dont get me
Lighten up, nigga

Its all over
all in the past, forgotten
why cant u?

[Eric Haynes]

Panties in a wad
Eric and others dont get me
Lighten up, nigga

Its all over
all in the past, forgotten
why cant u?

Butt hurt is still strong
Burning deep down inside yet
Still playing it off

Sent from my LG-L38C using Tapatalk 2

[Willie]

Hot tea and bourbon

Reruns of duck dynasty

Lots of beaver talk

[Tomkat]

Late DU meeting,
We need help for banquet
Money for ducks



Blog- http://www.ksducks.com

[Tomkat]

Chiefs off to good start
It don't have to be pretty for
Jim to cash in!

[assateague]

3 and 0, no shit.
Pacemaker on back order
3 grand on the line.

[Tomkat]

If u don't buy a t shirt before the play offs they will never advance.



Blog- http://www.ksducks.com

[assateague]

Thinking about getting a hat if they go 4-0.

[Tomkat]

Thinking about getting a hat if they go 4-0.

They play some home games coming up.
The road out of the AFC West runs through Denver.

[assateague]

And that's gonna be a tough one. Denver's no joke this year. But the KC defense should be able to ring Manning's bell just one time early, and that'll fuck him up. He doesn't like to get hit.

[Tomkat]

And that's gonna be a tough one. Denver's no joke this year. But the KC defense should be able to ring Manning's bell just one time early, and that'll fuck him up. He doesn't like to get hit.

Look at the schedule. We play Denver 2 times in 3 weeks. And I think one good hit will shake him up.

[assateague]

I KNOW one good hit is all it takes, but the problem is getting that one shot in before he's already beaten your ass. 4-0 I get the hat, 7-0 I get the jersey.