Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
Rick wrote:How 'bout a trophy turd? (Next to my foot.)
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Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
assateague wrote:Speaking of turds.
I was heading back to dump a bag of corn last week, and I came across a dead river otter next to a ditch through the soybean field. If you're not familiar with otters, they're about 3 feet of solid muscle and teeth, and I've never heard/seen one killed by anything around here. Then about 20 yards further I came across this pile. That's a size 13 boot, and the poop was full of soybeans, hair, and what looked like choke cherries. Any idea what could have pooped it, feel free to let me know.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:You guys are crackin me up with all the dookie pictures. Dont make me pull a 'dan' and post up my own. Is it ok if I put my foot in the pic for size reference?
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
assateague wrote:Speaking of turds.
I was heading back to dump a bag of corn last week, and I came across a dead river otter next to a ditch through the soybean field. If you're not familiar with otters, they're about 3 feet of solid muscle and teeth, and I've never heard/seen one killed by anything around here. Then about 20 yards further I came across this pile. That's a size 13 boot, and the poop was full of soybeans, hair, and what looked like choke cherries. Any idea what could have pooped it, feel free to let me know.
waterfowlman wrote:3legged_lab wrote:You guys are crackin me up with all the dookie pictures. Dont make me pull a 'dan' and post up my own. Is it ok if I put my foot in the pic for size reference?
Hey 3Leg
You want to help me hunt down whatever left this turd behind?
assateague wrote:Speaking of turds.
I was heading back to dump a bag of corn last week, and I came across a dead river otter next to a ditch through the soybean field. If you're not familiar with otters, they're about 3 feet of solid muscle and teeth, and I've never heard/seen one killed by anything around here. Then about 20 yards further I came across this pile. That's a size 13 boot, and the poop was full of soybeans, hair, and what looked like choke cherries. Any idea what could have pooped it, feel free to let me know.
assateague wrote:Speaking of turds.
I was heading back to dump a bag of corn last week, and I came across a dead river otter next to a ditch through the soybean field. If you're not familiar with otters, they're about 3 feet of solid muscle and teeth, and I've never heard/seen one killed by anything around here. Then about 20 yards further I came across this pile. That's a size 13 boot, and the poop was full of soybeans, hair, and what looked like choke cherries. Any idea what could have pooped it, feel free to let me know.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
rebelp74 wrote:waterfowlman wrote:3legged_lab wrote:You guys are crackin me up with all the dookie pictures. Dont make me pull a 'dan' and post up my own. Is it ok if I put my foot in the pic for size reference?
Hey 3Leg
You want to help me hunt down whatever left this turd behind?
I'll go ahead and solve it for you. That was me.
assateague wrote:Speaking of turds.
I was heading back to dump a bag of corn last week, and I came across a dead river otter next to a ditch through the soybean field. If you're not familiar with otters, they're about 3 feet of solid muscle and teeth, and I've never heard/seen one killed by anything around here. Then about 20 yards further I came across this pile. That's a size 13 boot, and the poop was full of soybeans, hair, and what looked like choke cherries. Any idea what could have pooped it, feel free to let me know.
The Duck Hammer wrote:assateague wrote:Speaking of turds.
I was heading back to dump a bag of corn last week, and I came across a dead river otter next to a ditch through the soybean field. If you're not familiar with otters, they're about 3 feet of solid muscle and teeth, and I've never heard/seen one killed by anything around here. Then about 20 yards further I came across this pile. That's a size 13 boot, and the poop was full of soybeans, hair, and what looked like choke cherries. Any idea what could have pooped it, feel free to let me know.
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AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
Rick wrote:At risk of staying on topic, or nearly so, one of our marsh chores today was hauling out an old blind we'd replaced with one in a new location, but this fellow objected:
Roping and hoisting a POed 7-footer out of a pit blind may have been a rodeo, but getting my bow line back was a circus.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Rick wrote:Ever smell an alligator? Just like sewage.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:Rick wrote:Ever smell an alligator? Just like sewage.
Very few gators in the Pac Northwest. Thought they were good to eat?
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
Rick wrote:The meat sells for crazy money now and is "ok" - if most of the fat's been removed. But the animal and fat both stink (differently), and I guess I've just handled enough of the nasty things that eating one holds no appeal for me.
The Duck Hammer wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Rick wrote:Ever smell an alligator? Just like sewage.
Very few gators in the Pac Northwest. Thought they were good to eat?
Alligator is delicious.
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