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Re: Egg yokes

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:03 pm

vincentpa wrote:Over easy. Gotta have something to dip the toast in.

Ok you over easy guys.
I'll share how u get your pan to work so you don't break them.

The key is two things. One, you have to get your skillet HOT before you put bacon in. Second, use lard, Crisco, or some bacon grease to start. More is better.

You'll find that the eggs don't stick as bad.

Now sometimes the bacon is watery and makes the pan sticky anyways . If you started out like I told you, use your metal spatula to scrape the coating a bit...the grease will make a nice slick coat of carbon if you do it right. Then it's like Teflon .
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:13 pm

aunt betty wrote:
vincentpa wrote:Over easy. Gotta have something to dip the toast in.

Ok you over easy guys.
I'll share how u get your pan to work so you don't break them.

The key is two things. One, you have to get your skillet HOT before you put bacon in. Second, use lard, Crisco, or some bacon grease to start. More is better.

You'll find that the eggs don't stick as bad.

Now sometimes the bacon is watery and makes the pan sticky anyways . If you started out like I told you, use your metal spatula to scrape the coating a bit...the grease will make a nice slick coat of carbon if you do it right. Then it's like Teflon .


Spoken like we don't know how to cook a fucking egg....
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby vincentpa » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:25 pm

aunt betty wrote:
vincentpa wrote:Over easy. Gotta have something to dip the toast in.

Ok you over easy guys.
I'll share how u get your pan to work so you don't break them.

The key is two things. One, you have to get your skillet HOT before you put bacon in. Second, use lard, Crisco, or some bacon grease to start. More is better.

You'll find that the eggs don't stick as bad.

Now sometimes the bacon is watery and makes the pan sticky anyways . If you started out like I told you, use your metal spatula to scrape the coating a bit...the grease will make a nice slick coat of carbon if you do it right. Then it's like Teflon .


I've never broken an egg. I use olive oil.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:34 pm

vincentpa wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
vincentpa wrote:Over easy. Gotta have something to dip the toast in.

Ok you over easy guys.
I'll share how u get your pan to work so you don't break them.

The key is two things. One, you have to get your skillet HOT before you put bacon in. Second, use lard, Crisco, or some bacon grease to start. More is better.

You'll find that the eggs don't stick as bad.

Now sometimes the bacon is watery and makes the pan sticky anyways . If you started out like I told you, use your metal spatula to scrape the coating a bit...the grease will make a nice slick coat of carbon if you do it right. Then it's like Teflon .


I've never broken an egg. I use olive oil.
oil is oil until you use that canola shit.
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Re: Egg yokes

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Re: Egg yokes

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:24 pm

Don't matter to me, I like really light over easy the best though.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:26 pm

There's a lot of ways to use an egg. Waffles are my favorite way. :o
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:34 pm

aunt betty wrote:There's a lot of ways to use an egg. Waffles are my favorite way. :o

Are you telling me there are other uses for an egg besides pan frying? Get the fuck out of here!
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:36 pm

aunt betty wrote:There's a lot of ways to use an egg. Waffles are my favorite way. :o


Prefer mine in a Portuguese breakfast.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:59 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:There's a lot of ways to use an egg. Waffles are my favorite way. :o


Prefer mine in a Portuguese breakfast.

Hahaha
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:02 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:There's a lot of ways to use an egg. Waffles are my favorite way. :o


Prefer mine in a Portuguese breakfast.

Hahaha
Waiting.... who's gonna say it?


I know. No one's gonna go for it?:lol:
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:04 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:There's a lot of ways to use an egg. Waffles are my favorite way. :o


Prefer mine in a Portuguese breakfast.

Hahaha
Waiting.... who's gonna say it?


I know. No one's gonna go for it?:lol:

Somebody will, I have confidence.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:05 pm

Annoying orange is some funny shit.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:07 pm

BREAKING Bad Eggs.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby capt1972 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:50 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:There's a lot of ways to use an egg. Waffles are my favorite way. :o


Prefer mine in a Portuguese breakfast.

Hahaha
Waiting.... who's gonna say it?


I know. No one's gonna go for it?:lol:

Somebody will, I have confidence.

Still waiting!
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:29 pm

capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:[quote="aunt betty"]There's a lot of ways to use an egg. Waffles are my favorite way. :o


Prefer mine in a Portuguese breakfast.

Hahaha
Waiting.... who's gonna say it?


I know. No one's gonna go for it?:lol:

Somebody will, I have confidence.

Still waiting![/quote]
I cant believe it.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:29 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="GadwallGetter530"][quote="aunt betty"]There's a lot of ways to use an egg. Waffles are my favorite way. :o


Prefer mine in a Portuguese breakfast.

Hahaha
Waiting.... who's gonna say it?


I know. No one's gonna go for it?:lol:

Somebody will, I have confidence.

Still waiting![/quote]
I cant believe it.[/quote]

No shit.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:36 pm

Aaron will come through.
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