I know, I know, who the hell hunt elk with a shotgun? None other than my bud, Chase. I guess the fucker likes loosening his teeth up. Simple story, last year we took off into the timber, taking our time and such. Since I had already filled my tag, I agreed to take Chase to try and get him an elk. We peaked over the ridge and there sat a lone, young cow. Maye 75 yards. The only funny part to this whole deal was the gutting of the elk. The way the cow fell, her legs were underneath her body, making it difficult to roll her over. We spent a good 20 minutes doing that task, and by that time the sucker had bloated up extremely bad. This being Chase's first elk, he wanted to gut it. The kid poked his blade in right as he inhaled. To make it short, he puked his guts out, an kept gagging while I finished up the gutting. At least he can hold the legs wide.
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Slugs and Elk...
by R. Chapman » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:41 am
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by Eric Haynes » Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:45 pm
Is that Ted and Bonnie's boy?
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by capt1972 » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:02 pm
Eric Haynes wrote:Is that Ted and Bonnie's boy?
No, Horace and Mildred's
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by 3geese4me » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:43 pm
capt1972 wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:Is that Ted and Bonnie's boy?
No, Horace and Mildred's
Stu's second cousin. You know, the one that got caught stealing those cookies from old man Peterson's gas station.
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by Eric Haynes » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:28 am
3geese4me wrote:capt1972 wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:Is that Ted and Bonnie's boy?
No, Horace and Mildred's
Stu's second cousin. You know, the one that got caught stealing those cookies from old man Peterson's gas station.
Well I will be damned. How are those two doing? Heard the went on a vacation to Wyoming got dysentery. Old man Peterson sure was a crazy ol' leather slappin' bat.
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by sws002 » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:47 am
Eric Haynes wrote:3geese4me wrote:capt1972 wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:Is that Ted and Bonnie's boy?
No, Horace and Mildred's
Stu's second cousin. You know, the one that got caught stealing those cookies from old man Peterson's gas station.
Well I will be damned. How are those two doing? Heard the went on a vacation to Wyoming got dysentery. Old man Peterson sure was a crazy ol' leather slappin' bat.
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by Feelin' Fowl » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:55 am
sws002 wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:3geese4me wrote:capt1972 wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:Is that Ted and Bonnie's boy?
No, Horace and Mildred's
Stu's second cousin. You know, the one that got caught stealing those cookies from old man Peterson's gas station.
Well I will be damned. How are those two doing? Heard the went on a vacation to Wyoming got dysentery. Old man Peterson sure was a crazy ol' leather slappin' bat.
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by R. Chapman » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:15 pm
You all are a bunch of damn coons!
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by Tiler_J » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:36 pm
I didn't know slugs would kill an elk! Learn something new everyday. They do a number on my wife's flowers but an elk! Wow! I better keep a better eye on the kids when the play outside in case one attacks. Will snails do the same thing?
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by Bootlipkiller » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:57 pm
The elk could have lived if he just had some salt with him.
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by Tiler_J » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:59 pm
Bootlipkiller wrote:The elk could have lived if he just had some salt with him.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by Feelin' Fowl » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:09 am
Bootlipkiller wrote:The elk could have lived if he just had some salt with him.
Not if the slug had 7.5's to use...
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by gila-river » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:04 pm
Eric Haynes wrote:3geese4me wrote:capt1972 wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:Is that Ted and Bonnie's boy?
No, Horace and Mildred's
Stu's second cousin. You know, the one that got caught stealing those cookies from old man Peterson's gas station.
Well I will be damned. How are those two doing? Heard the went on a vacation to Wyoming got dysentery. Old man Peterson sure was a crazy ol' leather slappin' bat.
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by R. Chapman » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:16 am
You fuckers are just too funny! 
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by NuffDaddy » Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:25 pm
R. Chapman wrote:You fuckers are just too funny!
You must really have nothing to do. I can't even keep up on current threads.
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by R. Chapman » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:51 pm
NuffDaddy wrote:R. Chapman wrote:You fuckers are just too funny!
You must really have nothing to do. I can't even keep up on current threads.
What do you mean by that? It's not that hard.
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by NuffDaddy » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:54 pm
R. Chapman wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:R. Chapman wrote:You fuckers are just too funny!
You must really have nothing to do. I can't even keep up on current threads.
What do you mean by that? It's not that hard.
I don't have time to sit on here and read the threads that are currently being posted in. And you have time to look through threads that are weeks, months, and years old.
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by R. Chapman » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:06 pm
NuffDaddy wrote:R. Chapman wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:R. Chapman wrote:You fuckers are just too funny!
You must really have nothing to do. I can't even keep up on current threads.
What do you mean by that? It's not that hard.
I don't have time to sit on here and read the threads that are currently being posted in. And you have time to look through threads that are weeks, months, and years old.
This is a pretty quiet forum to begin with here in this section.
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Re: Slugs and Elk...
by aunt betty » Fri May 02, 2014 2:12 pm
When you two ladies actually get together and kill something (not each other)...that would be a story worthy of this forum. 
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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