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Postby Redbeard » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:34 pm

So we're in Chico for Sam and Maggie's basketball tournament this weekend. Momma wantsto go to Chilli's tonight for dinner. Granted there was one other family with us, so our table was quite large. Anyhow on our table was theSElittle monitors. The waitress explained to us we could order refills on our beer with them and they'd bring em right to us. While waiting for food the kids could play games on them. Also at the end of dinner they bring us our bill on them and we just swipe our card on them to pay.

Well no way the kids were gonna play 99 cent games while waiting for dinner. They could talk. Casey and I just waved our waitress over for refills. They finally bring us our digital bills. And they explained to us we could go over our bill to make sure they were all correct. Removing any accountability on their part.

The goal was to expedite the process. The waitress spent so much time time explaining how to use them it doubled the time.

What's this world coming to?


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Re: Chilli's

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:36 pm

Never seen anything like it.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:40 pm

We had a restaurant here in town (don't remember the name, wasn't a chain), they tried to be a new modern fancy restaurant. The waiters used some sort of I-pad/tablet thing to take orders and read the specials. They spent so much time looking at those damn things, they almost never made eye-contact with the people they were serving. It was like being waited on by robots. It didn't last long before they went out of business.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:42 pm

I pass on the computer when im at chillys. How can I flirt with the waitress with a computer. :lol:
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Re: Chilli's

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:50 pm

Redbeard wrote:So we're in Chico for Sam and Maggie's basketball tournament this weekend. Momma wantsto go to Chilli's tonight for dinner. Granted there was one other family with us, so our table was quite large. Anyhow on our table was theSElittle monitors. The waitress explained to us we could order refills on our beer with them and they'd bring em right to us. While waiting for food the kids could play games on them. Also at the end of dinner they bring us our bill on them and we just swipe our card on them to pay.

Well no way the kids were gonna play 99 cent games while waiting for dinner. They could talk. Casey and I just waved our waitress over for refills. They finally bring us our digital bills. And they explained to us we could go over our bill to make sure they were all correct. Removing any accountability on their part.

The goal was to expedite the process. The waitress spent so much time time explaining how to use them it doubled the time.

What's this world coming to?


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Re: Chilli's

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:51 pm

They had those at Cheddars the last time I showed up. Place was recently updated and has gone to shit. Bucha bullshit if the waiter/waitress doesn't want to pay attention to the people they are serving.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby Redbeard » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:14 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So we're in Chico for Sam and Maggie's basketball tournament this weekend. Momma wantsto go to Chilli's tonight for dinner. Granted there was one other family with us, so our table was quite large. Anyhow on our table was theSElittle monitors. The waitress explained to us we could order refills on our beer with them and they'd bring em right to us. While waiting for food the kids could play games on them. Also at the end of dinner they bring us our bill on them and we just swipe our card on them to pay.

Well no way the kids were gonna play 99 cent games while waiting for dinner. They could talk. Casey and I just waved our waitress over for refills. They finally bring us our digital bills. And they explained to us we could go over our bill to make sure they were all correct. Removing any accountability on their part.

The goal was to expedite the process. The waitress spent so much time time explaining how to use them it doubled the time.

What's this world coming to?


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Re: Chilli's

Postby Bulldog0156 » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:19 pm

It's cool Red, I'm with you. We don't have that sort of stuff here in Montana. Shoot, just last week I found out there's no need for all those magazine subscriptions I have. Apparently you can find all that stuff on the internet now. Amazing!
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Re: Chilli's

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:56 pm

Redbeard wrote:well I couldn't think of anyone else to bitch too

Lol. I just thought it was funny. I'm with you on dealing with the waitress in person though.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby waterfowlman » Sat Apr 12, 2014 12:05 am

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:well I couldn't think of anyone else to bitch too

Lol. I just thought it was funny. I'm with you on dealing with the waitress in person though.


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Re: Chilli's

Postby Botiz630 » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:36 am

Must be a California thing. It sounds like something that would be a California thing, anyway.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:30 am

Stop naming all these really common restaurants guys. MT and Rex are gonna get confused.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby aunt betty » Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:34 am

I've been at a restaurant where I wasn't happy...told them I'd like to see the manager. Said "I did not enjoy the experience of dining at his facility" . He offered to give me free food next time but no way am I getting a refund. Told him I don't think you understand. I am not coming back here ever again and you couldn't pay me to return. Free food at a place I hate isn't gonna make me happy so see ya buhbye. Have a nice day.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby assateague » Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:34 am

Botiz630 wrote:Must be a California thing. It sounds like something that would be a California thing, anyway.



That was my first thought.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby BrewGUN » Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:06 am

I normally tip a solid 20%, but that right there would merit about 5%, that's taking 90% of the staffs job and making you do it.
For the record I'm not big on chain restaraunts either. Chilis, Applebee's, ruby Tuesday. Whenever they mention their "chef" I laugh because everything comes either pre sorted/portioned or they follow a recipe with ingredients shipped from headquarters. There's no "chef" quality about it, a 16 year old can do it with no experience.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby Olly » Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:26 am

All those cliche restraunts suck ass anyway. Chillies, TGIF, Applebee's, etc...
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Re: Chilli's

Postby Tomkat » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:05 am

assateague wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Must be a California thing. It sounds like something that would be a California thing, anyway.



That was my first thought.


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Re: Chilli's

Postby Redbeard » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:18 am

Olly wrote:All those cliche restraunts suck ass anyway. Chillies, TGIF, Applebee's, etc...
I'm with ya there. Unfortunately momma's not and daddy's gotta keep the peace while outta town
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Re: Chilli's

Postby gila-river » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:58 am

BrewGUN wrote:I normally tip a solid 20%, but that right there would merit about 5%, that's taking 90% of the staffs job and making you do it.
For the record I'm not big on chain restaraunts either. Chilis, Applebee's, ruby Tuesday. Whenever they mention their "chef" I laugh because everything comes either pre sorted
/portioned or they follow a recipe with ingredients shipped from headquarters. There's no "chef" quality about it, a 16 year old can do it with no experience.

But Brew didn't you know that Olive Garden sends all of their "chefs" to Italy to get trained :lol:
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Re: Chilli's

Postby BrewGUN » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:00 am

gila-river wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:I normally tip a solid 20%, but that right there would merit about 5%, that's taking 90% of the staffs job and making you do it.
For the record I'm not big on chain restaraunts either. Chilis, Applebee's, ruby Tuesday. Whenever they mention their "chef" I laugh because everything comes either pre sorted
/portioned or they follow a recipe with ingredients shipped from headquarters. There's no "chef" quality about it, a 16 year old can do it with no experience.

But Brew didn't you know that Olive Garden sends all of their "chefs" to Italy to get trained :lol:

oh yeah, i forgot, please forgive my ignorance :lol:

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Re: Chilli's

Postby gila-river » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:04 am

I used to laugh at those commercials. I would fly to Italy to learn how to microwave food.:lol:
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Re: Chilli's

Postby Tomkat » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:14 am

Redbeard wrote:
Olly wrote:All those cliche restraunts suck ass anyway. Chillies, TGIF, Applebee's, etc...
I'm with ya there. Unfortunately momma's not and daddy's gotta keep the peace while outta town

True words much like Christmas those chain restaurants were invented for women
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Re: Chilli's

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:51 am

Olly wrote:All those cliche restraunts suck ass anyway. Chillies, TGIF, Applebee's, etc...

Yup. Only one I like is carrabbas bc they have a good house red wine for cheap and make their food from scratch. Chili's and tgif are the absolute worst about pre made microwave food. Heck you can buy half their meals at the grocery store.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby assateague » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:00 am

For the record, I like them. Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Chili's, you name it. But I guess when I only eat at one once or twice a year, they're always a treat, no matter what :lol:
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Re: Chilli's

Postby aunt betty » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:04 am

assateague wrote:For the record, I like them. Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Chili's, you name it. But I guess when I only eat at one once or twice a year, they're always a treat, no matter what :lol:

Same same. We go out rarely. Last time we went to a Mexican place. Was my BIL's retirement. We got all fucked up on tequila, then started drinking cockroaches. Ever had that? They light it on fire and you drink it quickly thru a straw.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:05 am

I love Chili's
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Re: Chilli's

Postby aunt betty » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:06 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:I love Chili's

I still remember that huge steak. That was good. When we going again? :)
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Re: Chilli's

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:08 am

Less than 200 days...
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Re: Chilli's

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:14 am

Lastly time I went to Chili's (about 3-4 years ago) I asked for a medium rare burger. They came out and gave me the most rarest burger known to man. I asked then to cook it more and they just microwaved it. Needless to say, I got that meal for free and never went back.
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Re: Chilli's

Postby assateague » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:15 am

aunt betty wrote:
assateague wrote:For the record, I like them. Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Chili's, you name it. But I guess when I only eat at one once or twice a year, they're always a treat, no matter what :lol:

Same same. We go out rarely. Last time we went to a Mexican place. Was my BIL's retirement. We got all fucked up on tequila, then started drinking cockroaches. Ever had that? They light it on fire and you drink it quickly thru a straw.



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