Another reason why I'm glad I'm not a Southerner...

[DeadEye_Dan]

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/stud ... ing-grits/

Scientists at Stanford University released a study today showing that men who regularly eat grits are 70 percent more likely to have gay children.

The prospective cohort study, published in Nature Medicine, followed 15,000 volunteers for 30 years to determine the influence of parental diet on the development of childhood illnesses.

Although the study did find some connection between the maternal intake of sugar during pregnancy and childhood obesity, the most surprising finding was that fathers who ate grits had a much greater chance of having a gay child.

“We were shocked when we ran the data,” says Edmund Bergler, the lead researcher on the project. "But we controlled for every variable. We triple-checked every calculation. And it turned out that eating grits makes your kids gay.”

After investigating further, the scientists discovered that chemical processing of grits creates a substance called homotonin, which acts as a free radical inside a man’s testes and damages his sperm’s DNA.

That DNA damage is passed onto the child and researchers believe it is responsible for the later development of homosexuality.

“Gay people like to say that they are born that way, and they are right,” he explains. "The DNA damage that causes homosexuality happens much earlier, even before conception.

"Homosexuality is a choice. But it's the father's choice. What he eats for breakfast determines the orientation of his child."

Another scientist on the study says if parents want to minimize their risk of having a gay child they need to avoid certain foods.

“Grits have the highest homotonin levels. Its off the charts," he explains. "However foods like sweet tea, biscuits, chicken-fried steak, and cornbread also have very significant amounts.”

A spokesperson for Quaker Oats, a leading maker of instant grits said they had no comment on the study.

A representative of Cracker Barrel, a Southern restaurant chain, says that orders for grits have dropped almost 40 percent since the study was released.

[sws002]

Makes sense!

[Redbeard]

HAHA

[GadwallGetter530]

Hudson just dropped his bowl of grits.

[Olly]

grits creates a substance called homotonin

[DeadEye_Dan]

And all this time I was blaming it on Country Music...

[hudson]

Who the fuck eats grits

[hudson]

Gad you stereotyping son of a bitch hahaha.I don't eat grits and never will

[GadwallGetter530]

Gad you stereotyping son of a bitch hahaha.I don't eat grits and never will

:lol::lol:
Im sorry you must be full from all the frog asses and alligator balls you had for breakfast. Lol

[hudson]

Gad you stereotyping son of a bitch hahaha.I don't eat grits and never will

:lol::lol:
Im sorry you must be full from all the frog asses and alligator balls you had for breakfast. Lol

Yap going get more tomorrow night hahaha

[GadwallGetter530]

Still not hot enough here at night to get them.

[hudson]

Still not hot enough here at night to get them.

it'll happen.we pulling a all night raid from dark till sun up. Gonna have the cold beer and whiskey flyin while hand grabbing frogs on my bday!

[FlintRiverFowler]

Strange... The study I read said the homotonin was actually flowing down the Mississippi River out of the Great Lakes. Then when the corn in the Midwest gets irrigated with the homotonin poisoned water it absorbs into the corn and this this is where the homotonin in grits comes from.

[Olly]

I love grits. Mix up some fried bacon fat in there with some sweet butter and you've got an awesome breakfast. Won't live past 50 eating like that bit fuggit.

Also grits are really a southern thing as a whole. More of a GA, AL, SC thing.

[GadwallGetter530]

My brother in-law is from Huston and loves grits....... explains my nephew having no interest in hunting or fishing.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Strange... The study I read said the homotonin was actually flowing down the Mississippi River out of the Great Lakes. Then when the corn in the Midwest gets irrigated with the homotonin poisoned water it absorbs into the corn and this this is where the homotonin in grits comes from.

Close, actually the Great Lakes are pristine and that pureness contributes to the manliness of the inhabitants of the region.

The problem is when the water passes through Chicago and then the rest of Illinois that it picks up the homotonin and runs downstream to the country music listening, grits eating, queer baby having breeders in the South.

[Pintail]

Faked.

[Redbeard]

Strange... The study I read said the homotonin was actually flowing down the Mississippi River out of the Great Lakes. Then when the corn in the Midwest gets irrigated with the homotonin poisoned water it absorbs into the corn and this this is where the homotonin in grits comes from.

Close, actually the Great Lakes are pristine and that pureness contributes to the manliness of the inhabitants of the region.

The problem is when the water passes through Chicago and then the rest of Illinois that it picks up the homotonin and runs downstream to the country music listening, grits eating, queer baby having breeders in the South.

then ashamed they ship all their kids to California

[banknote]

Strange... The study I read said the homotonin was actually flowing down the Mississippi River out of the Great Lakes. Then when the corn in the Midwest gets irrigated with the homotonin poisoned water it absorbs into the corn and this this is where the homotonin in grits comes from.

That's what we get when we reverse the flow of a river. Blame "progress."

[DeadEye_Dan]

Faked.

Really?? How else do you explain it then - country music??

[Pintail]

Faked.

Really?? How else do you explain it then - country music??

It wouldn't surprise me.

[3legged_lab]

Homotonin. :lol::lol:

[Redbeard]

Faked.

Really?? How else do you explain it then - country music??

killin me