Great day to be a whaler

[Bufflehead]

i'd love to be on there and harpoon one.


i "rape" the ocean and enviroment for a living according to these same tree hugging bastards.

[QH's Paw]

You guys are all fucked, sure the whale wars are fags and definitely pussies, but, why are you alright with the fucking rape the ocean clean Japanese harvesting whales while the rest of the world isn't allowed. Defending them is like defending me if I was to go out each spring and kill assloads of ducks for my own "research" it's total bullshit. If the whale wars crew came knocking on my door and told me they hired waterfowlman as their new captain id join in a heartbeat and leave those little nips wishing they were back in Hiroshima

Better question is why is whaling outlawed??

According to all the conservation numbers I looked at, the arctic Minke whale population is actually growing. The assumed Antarctic Minke whale population is 515,000, a number that could certainly warrant a harvest of 1,000 whales a year.

The fucking tree hugging liberal hippies don't think people should be eating blubber and that's why whaling is outlawed.

Good for Japan-I wish we had the balls to tell the UN and every other fucking "One World" organization to go eat a dick as well.

I could give a shit about whaling being legal or not, but until I can climb into my rig and head down with a supersize bowfishing rig and bag and tag one I got a beef with the japs being able to whore it up

That's exactly what the Japs are doing.

Feelgoodworldpolice: whaling is bad. It's illegal now.

Japan: ok

Feelgoodworldpolice: where are you going with that harpoon?

Japan: uhhh...no where. What harpoon?

Feelgoodworldpolice: Jaaaaaapaaaaan, get back here.

Japan: OOOOOOHHHHHHH FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU WHALE!!

Yes and no, the Japs are greedy, how common are 600 pound tuna now

Is that really due to the greed of Japanese or fisherman?

WHALE FACT:
The minke whale can be found traveling throughout the worlds oceans from tropical climates to the upper and lower polar hemispheres but tend to prefer living in colder climates as opposed to tropical weather.

They are most often found traveling in the northern atlantic and southern Antarctic oceans and are currently estimated to have a population of over 750,000 which makes them the most abundant species of whale in the baleen whale suborder.

[3legged_lab]

Good! Those dirty hippies need to be sunk and hanged as pirates.

Wait, what???

Not you ak, you're a good pirate.

Akpirate = good
Aussiepirate = bad

Sink the eco-terrorists to meet Davey Jones. Do you think they make their stink bombs with their own body oils?

[AKPirate]

Good! Those dirty hippies need to be sunk and hanged as pirates.

Wait, what???

Not you ak, you're a good pirate.

Akpirate = good
Aussiepirate = bad

Sink the eco-terrorists to meet Davey Jones. Do you think they make their stink bombs with their own body oils?

Put an eye patch and a wooden peg leg on Tripod and he would be the peerfect pirate dog

[3legged_lab]

Good! Those dirty hippies need to be sunk and hanged as pirates.

Wait, what???

Not you ak, you're a good pirate.

Akpirate = good
Aussiepirate = bad

Sink the eco-terrorists to meet Davey Jones. Do you think they make their stink bombs with their own body oils?

Put an eye patch and a wooden peg leg on Tripod and he would be the peerfect pirate dog

I'd harpoon whales.... for sport or profit.

[Eric Haynes]

Good! Those dirty hippies need to be sunk and hanged as pirates.

Wait, what???

Not you ak, you're a good pirate.

Akpirate = good
Aussiepirate = bad

Sink the eco-terrorists to meet Davey Jones. Do you think they make their stink bombs with their own body oils?

Put an eye patch and a wooden peg leg on Tripod and he would be the peerfect pirate dog

I'd harpoon whales.... for sport or profit.

What about just for fun?:lol:

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[AKPirate]

Good! Those dirty hippies need to be sunk and hanged as pirates.

Wait, what???

Not you ak, you're a good pirate.

Akpirate = good
Aussiepirate = bad

Sink the eco-terrorists to meet Davey Jones. Do you think they make their stink bombs with their own body oils?

Put an eye patch and a wooden peg leg on Tripod and he would be the peerfect pirate dog

I'd harpoon whales.... for sport or profit.

Some of those whales live a long time. They have found some with harpoon spear points embedded in their blubber that they carried around for over a century.

[Eric Haynes]

[quote="Eric Haynes"]What have you done to stop it? Must love trafficking.

Prayed, no love

That's all you have done to stop it? Must not be too important. I know if my kid fell down the stairs and broke a leg,I would be taking him to the hospital, not praying for it to heal itself.
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Weak brotha, weak

How is the truth weak?

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Humor me man, why truth are you talking about?[/quote]
Come on jehler. I know you are smarter than that.
Everyone is selfish and I am definitely pretty selfish. I can care about human trafficking and whales, but is it going to help me in any way to just pray it all away? Spiritual or not, it doesn't work that way. If you have a serious problem with Japanese whaling or human trafficking, do something about it.

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[bill herian]

I think its time for the whales to meet their Makah.

Gentlemen, I implore you, do not let this pun go to waste. There may never be another of this caliber.

[GadwallGetter530]

I dont agree with what the Japanese are doing. What I find humorous is the fact that the jap whaling ship has "research vessel" on the side of it. Yeah. You're not market hunting whales. You're doin research.

[AKPirate]

I think its time for the whales to meet their Makah.

Gentlemen, I implore you, do not let this pun go to waste. There may never be another of this caliber.

Bill- It is a good one, I grew up in Washington State.

http://www.makah.com/whaling.html

[QH's Paw]

Some of those whales live a long time. They have found some with harpoon spear points embedded in their blubber that they carried around for over a century.

That doesn't necessarily apply to Minke whales.
Here is another Minke whale fact:
There are more Minke Whales than any other in the class of baleen. There are approximately 800,000 of them out there. However, the problem is that they only have a life expectancy of 20 years. This is drastically less than most other species of whales in the wild. There isn’t much done in the way of conservation for them at this point in time. There are simply too many other types of whales that are at risk for such efforts to be focused upon.

[Botiz630]

I think its time for the whales to meet their Makah.

Gentlemen, I implore you, do not let this pun go to waste. There may never be another of this caliber.

Meh, come talk to me when you're on the same level as my morel joke.

[Botiz630]

Guys, if nothing else, this thread has made me realize how awesome it would be if QH's "Whale Facts" became a recurring segment on this website.

[AKPirate]

Guys, if nothing else, this thread has made me realize how awesome it would be if QH's "Whale Facts" became a recurring segment on this website.

QH's Whale Facts and Titz's Tantilating Tidbits. The TTT thread.

[QH's Paw]

I like how we started with the Dan stating there were 515,000 minke whales, and then, I found the first fact that said 750,000 followed by the 3rd statement that says 800,000. I think those minke are like rabbits. We need to start harpooning them before the ocean is filled with them.

[DeadEye_Dan]

^^^ this

You know how much a whale shits every day? They are filling the ocean

[QH's Paw]

Guys, if nothing else, this thread has made me realize how awesome it would be if QH's "Whale Facts" became a recurring segment on this website.

Here's another, just for you Boyztits.

Whale Facts: Whales feed their young by producing milk which their calves suckle from the mothers. This paste-like milk can contain 35 % or more fat which allows the milk to travel through the water without breaking up allowing the newborns to take in much-needed nutrients.

[Tomkat]

First off, I am sorry the japs didn't sink Bob Barker. Those a holes deserve whatever they get. If it was me I would shoot a harpoon right at their waterline and give those fairy tree huggers two birds.

Second, i would love to harpoon a whale out of a small boat with an old school hand thrown harpoon. I won a gold medal at the fair one year for throwing ninja stars and I figure I have one good throw left in me. That would probably be a good way to end my fishing career and go out on a good note.

Assateague if I come out for a goose hunt can u put me on a pod of whales? We can tiw off to your home made scull boat and take it for a ride.

Would make a good fish story.

Sea Shepherd is a bunch of liberal fags.

[Tomkat]

I dont agree with what the Japanese are doing. What I find humorous is the fact that the jap whaling ship has "research vessel" on the side of it. Yeah. You're not market hunting whales. You're doin research.

Ought oh....gaddy have you ever been on a conservation season pond jump? Next thing you are going to tell me is you dont like ariel wolf or hog hunting.

[Botiz630]

Guys, if nothing else, this thread has made me realize how awesome it would be if QH's "Whale Facts" became a recurring segment on this website.

Here's another, just for you Boyztits.

Whale Facts: Whales feed their young by producing milk which their calves suckle from the mothers. This paste-like milk can contain 35 % or more fat which allows the milk to travel through the water without breaking up allowing the newborns to take in much-needed nutrients.

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Milk paste, how else would I have known?

[jarbo03]

I dont agree with what the Japanese are doing. What I find humorous is the fact that the jap whaling ship has "research vessel" on the side of it. Yeah. You're not market hunting whales. You're doin research.

This is the research being done.

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[quacknstack6]

I dont agree with what the Japanese are doing. What I find humorous is the fact that the jap whaling ship has "research vessel" on the side of it. Yeah. You're not market hunting whales. You're doin research.

This is the research being done.

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Jarbo, I could have went my entire life without that image engrained in my mind. Thanks you sick bastard.

[Tomkat]

Hey that was cool Jarbo. Me thinks you have harpooned a few whales yourself??

[Botiz630]

Just told a co-worker about the milk paste fact. They weren't as impressed as I was.

[jarbo03]

Hey that was cool Jarbo. Me thinks you have harpooned a few whales yourself??

Ha. Only one, involved some of my most unforgettable moments. It makes me laugh, then I feel ashamed, and then I laugh again!

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[jarbo03]

I dont agree with what the Japanese are doing. What I find humorous is the fact that the jap whaling ship has "research vessel" on the side of it. Yeah. You're not market hunting whales. You're doin research.

This is the research being done.

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Jarbo, I could have went my entire life without that image engrained in my mind. Thanks you sick bastard.

You are most welcome.

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[QH's Paw]

Just told a co-worker about the milk paste fact. They weren't as impressed as I was.

Pay them no mind, they are probably your run of the mill break room know it alls.

[Tomkat]

How did we get from sinking Bob Barker to whale milk and fat girls?

[QH's Paw]

How did we get from sinking Bob Barker to whale milk and fat girls?

Whale's milk and fat girls is just the natural progression of things, isn't it?